"Go up to the roof" he said and with that he disappeared in a burst of leaves
Straight away everyone ran and I arrived last. We sat exactly like in the series, only I was next to Naruto
"Let's see, first introduce yourselves" Kakashi said
"Introduce ourselves? What shall we say" Sakura asked in confusion
I made a palm 'Sakura stop with the most retarded questions, please'
Picazzo sweatdropped as well "I can't believe she really asked that..."
"You know... things you like, things you don't like, hobbies, dreams for the future and such" He spread his hands as he explained and his voice radiated pure laziness, how does he do it? Nobody knows yet
Naruto narrowed his eyes in suspicion "Awwwww introduce yourself to us" he said and moved in place
"Yes you are quite suspicious" Sakura agreed with Naruto which surprised the boy
Kakashi pointed to himself "Me? I'm Hataka Kakashi, I don't want to tell you what I like and what I don't like" Naruto and Sakura reacted with surprise "I don't tell about my dreams either, as for my favorites I have a lot of them" he chuckled and patted his pocket
I rolled the poor 'yes, like reading porn in public...'
Sakura panted at us "in the end we only know his name" she braided and sweat dropped
Naruto agreed while I was silent in thought "Now you guys" Kakashi interrupted
Naruto started to introduce himself while I walked away 'come to think of it I really want to read the book... even though it's porn, I'm really curious' I decided my goal. He is reading the orange book! I looked and you could actually see the view in the city, or is it the Hokage tower from here!! Suddenly around the tower I could have sworn I saw a shadow all around, I squinted in confusion but saw nothing
"Now your turn" Kakashi said snapping me out of my stare
I pointed to myself as a question mark and he nodded I sighed why did I agree to this again? "My name is Mai Cohen" I said with a smile while they looked at me "Let's see the things I like" I tapped my chin thinking "I like to sleep and read books" I looked at Kakashi for a hint but he didn't catch "I like to see the sunset and the sunrise I guess" I shrugged "my hobbies are similar to her my likes things I don't like ummm people who only think about themselves, hypocrisy and people who will hurt their friends to achieve their goal" I looked at Sasuke hint hint "oh paperwork as well" Kakashi raised an eyebrow wondering what the hell she was on about Speaking of "Oh, you can say I'm also an ophidiophobe" I put my hands up to shudder, I hate snakes!!
Naruto shook his head "Ophidiophobe?" full of question marks suddenly appeared leave the question marks I'm even surprised he said the name correctly and wait... I'm the only one who sees it?!
Sakura raised her finger "Ophidiophobe means an insane fear of snakes, idiot" she explained like the nerdy genius she is, it's just a shame she asks the dumbest things at the dumbest times.
Kakashi gave a wink smile "Dream for the future?"
I put my hand in thought and then shrugged "no" I announced
He raised an eyebrow "No?"
I giggled in embarrassment and put my hands behind my head "Let's just say that I flow with what life brings me" I said what was right and I just arrived at the Ministry of Justice stuck in dirty papers
Kakashi hummed "You four are interesting" Kakashi said but you couldn't really tell by his tone
Yes Kakashi you are doomed too
Kakashi started explaining to us about the survival training that I walked away from, what? He can scare the kids, God I'm 25 years old I won't be scared of this nonsense
"What?!" I jumped at the sound of Naruto's voice in my ear "This is ridiculous!! After we suffered so much, then why was there even a test at the academy.' He started to rave
I rubbed my ear and grunted while Kakashi continued to scare them and everyone was absorbed in determination he glanced at me seeing that I wasn't reacting like the others he told everyone not to eat because they would throw up and after everyone left Kakashi turned to me
"What happened Mai-chan is stressed?" He smiled at me
I gave him a blank look "I'm not stupid Kakashi-sensei" he Situationan eyebrow and I continued "A scare Situation won't work on me like they do" I stood up "I'm better than who is this" I raised my head proudly 'Well since I'm 26 years old but no one should know' I thought
He slaps his hand "And who said it's fake?" he said almost cheerfully fooling his head a little
I shrugged my shoulders "I don't care, even if it's not fake I'll just flow" I looked up at the sky and when I looked down I sighed the baggage I remembered who I would be placed with and what the purpose of the test was
"What were they thinking putting us all together?" This thing is stupid! I pulled my hair out in frustration
"Like God!! There won't be teamwork here, that's for sure!!!!" I went wild, I saw out of the corner of my eye Kakashi's eye open "Like you even saw who I was paired with?! A sunny guy who only thinks about the village recognizing him and is completely in love with a girl who doesn't put a bar on him." I pointed out with a finger in the air. "Let's not talk about the fact that she is completely in love with the guy who also doesn't put a bar on her and refuses to work with Shemesh because he has a stick as big as a tower" I said and pulled my hair back In frustration, "Oh, let's not start talking about the duck ass!!!! A guy who only cares about revenge on his crazy brother" I sighed after I finished my outburst "Yes, teamwork in general would be nice here" I hummed to the head "We are doomed" I went on another rampage until a gentle blow landed on my head
"Hey!" I turned to the culprit and saw Kakashi looking at me with an amused eye, I sweated forgot he was there
"You really do care about your teammates, don't you?" he grinned
I giggled awkwardly, Picazzo jumped on my shoulder "You really made an impression on him" he laughed
"well you know what" you turned the back of your head "there's a special saying i like" ok don't go for it look cool "those who break the rules are trash" i looked up at the sky for a moment aha the darkness went back to looking at kakashi "but those who abandon their friends Theirs are worse than garbage" I smiled a lot I liked this sentence oh and another one that says "give up on your dreams and die" what? I'm a dark girl must be like that
Just what series was it from?
A demon slayer sword? No not that
Maybe Attack of the Titans? Wait no, that was the sentence of give up your dreams and die of Levi
My Hero Academia? No not either...
Wait.... Obito didn't say that shit?!
I froze and when I looked at Kakashi he corrected my suspicions, he stood frozen and a little pale and his eyes wide zigzag, or no no no! He's not imagining me as Obito now is he??!! I don't want to mention the living dead, lol when you think about it like that Obito sounds like a zombie from the walking dead, but back to the topic I was screwed!!!
I giggled and became unlikeable "Sorry Sensei but I'm going to um sleep for tomorrow yes bye!!" I ran away leaving him there still frozen and lost, Pikachu rolled eyes
~time skip~