Before I could react, I found myself waking up in bed, blinking a few times for alertness until the cat's words hit me hard and painfully, or rather a pain in the ass.
immediately jumps up in anger and shock "No!!! He's not doing this to me!!!" I screamed "That damn ass!!! He threw me to hell!!!" I freaked out and walked back and forth around my new house "Ok ok maybe I didn't hear right" I took a deep breath and turned to the window, four faces stared back at me "Noooo!!!" I screamed in frustration.
Damn Uri will have to run to hell if I see him!!! He just sent me to a crazy game that turns kids into murderers! What's up with their screwed up government?!?!?
I sighed in the night in Ririya and decided that if I'm already here then I decided to take advantage of it, leaving my new apartment to the open space, until soon I left the building gasping for breath from the village, it was amazing!
The people looked real, the children who laughed, the colors that painted the village, the atmosphere and the rural smell, the houses, even the ninja that jumped on the roofs.
"Damn, Uri did an amazing job in design and programming" I marveled "but what am I supposed to do?..."
As I said that, a blue message appeared in front of me
[Hello new user, I'm your system, I was here to guide you in your game]
[Your first task is to enter the first day of school!]
say what now
Do I have to go through school again?
Nooooo!!!
Groaning mentally I looked at the sky wondering what I had sinned "let's start looking"
I started walking and noticed some bugs, the quality seemed less realistic, that is, realistic, but there were small and annoying bugs, I made a note to myself to tell Uri to upgrade the quality.
The blue screen window popped up
[observation leveled up]
I blinked "Observation? What the hell is that?" Realizing that I wouldn't get an answer, I shrugged my shoulders and continued walking.
After an hour I started to get annoyed
My observation level went up a few times but it didn't comfort me at all "Damn it!!! Where do I find this damn school!!" I went on a rampage attracting undue attention.
A hand was placed on my shoulder and immediately a loud voice was heard after it "Yosh, my young girl, I heard your cry and I came to help!!"
I turned around and I was immediately stung by the sight of a tight green bodysuit, bowl hair and eyebrows the size of God, man I'll give him the number of my eyebrow stylist... It didn't really look any less bad in the anime, here it just makes me want to wax him. ..
This short was none other than Mate Guy.
I blinked once once "Umm.." I let out a confused voice
"Or let me introduce myself, I'm the beautiful young beast of Konoha Mate Guy!!" I turned on him and saw his eyes widening, he looked at me until he soon recovered and raised his thumb towards me and made a smiling pose, I swear his two just glistened.
What to worry about - it's even weirder to see it like this.
I think I'm blind
sunglasses, hello anything?
I blinked still wondering what the hell.
I heard footsteps followed by a tired voice "Guy are you scaring the girl"
I raised my head and my heart skipped a beat, in front of me stood the sexiness with silver hair that defies gravity, Kakashi, I felt a tingling in my nose and I had the feeling I was going to squirt blood from my nose.
"Oh my eternal rival! What are you doing here?!" Gai shouted
Scratch the blind, I'm going to be deaf soon too.
Kakashi who seemed used to the noise and was stuck with his nose in his book didn't bother to raise his head humming "Oh you know going here and there" he said in his lazy voice
"Yoshsh such a boyish thing! What do you say about a competition to kindle the fire of our youth?!" he shouted and smiled
They just forgot about me right?
Yeah... I'll just stand here.
Kakashi hums apparently considering it, he finally slams his sipher "Okay, but this time it's your turn to pick" Guy looked so happy and cheered loudly.
Meanwhile I watched the scene with amused poor, I always liked the interaction between him and Guy, it was amusing, not to mention that both were characters that I love, I always admired Guy for his hard work and energy.
Even though he needs to change his wardrobe and urgently..
"Rock paper and scissors" Kakashi announced the game.
Gai scowled at this "Such a young game, you're a guy in it every time" but before Kakashi could respond Gai beamed again "Yosh! I accept the challenge my opponent, if I lose I'll be running on my hands around the village five not seven hundred times!!"
They started playing and soon Kakashi beat her that he made paper and Gai stone "I see you won another opponent game!" He cheered and jumped on his hands "And now I will do my punishment!! Aaaah" he shouted and ran away
I was sweating, they just forgot about me, I sighed
Kakashi turned to me and I saw a flash of surprise pass through him that our eyes met, I'll have to get used to it right?.
It took all my strength not to walk away in a blushing mess
"Now how can I help you?"
Ah.. I forgot about the academy "Ah.." I rubbed the back of my neck, damn anime habits are rubbing off on me. "Ah, you see, I need guidance to the academy..." He raised an eyebrow and stared blankly. I ranted "what so I got lost ok!" I puffed out my cheeks nervously and looked away
A small chuckle and I turned on the intersection of my heart again "I can show you the way if you want" he gave me his advertising eye smile
I beamed at him with a big smile "I would love to!!!" Glad you finally finished this annoying task.
He continued to smile and instructed me to follow him, we had an awkward conversation he went back to reading his book when did he get it out?
I still felt nervous standing next to my favorite character, god is the god of sexiness! And I still can't believe I'm stuck on Naruto!!! What did I sin!! Why am I!?!? God why do you hate me?! Let's not talk about having to go through school again, man, it's such a sparrow!
Nice, now I sound like Nara.
I groaned "I'm going to be late for my first day great.." I mumbled to myself
Well that's what I thought, Kakashi must have heard me, damn your enhanced hearing.
"Probably.. quite late" he hummed in approval
"Well, I'll find some excuse" I shrugged, he glanced intrigued and shook his head "Either you know, the sleepers I got lost on my way to life or I helped a cat down from the tree" I said trying not to laugh remembering the manned looks of my bosses when I said that, then I remembered that Kakashi . He's actually the one who invented it, or rather I stole these sentences from him, they are extremely effective, I looked at him and giggled awkwardly "Ah.. you, I'm sometimes late because I sleep too much so... yes the excuses work well" I laughed out loud forced
Something dark flashed in his eyes but disappeared in a second, I raised an eyebrow.
[observation leveled up]
I blinked at the screen that popped up, ok this is starting to stress me out what is this shit?
We soon got there and I turned to thank Kakashi, he was already gone "Ok rude" I mumbled nervously, shrugged my shoulders and went inside navigating myself where I should go, after a few minutes I found the first door I shrugged my shoulders I knocked on the door, I heard footsteps above it appeared a thorny head lead with . Apo not other than Umino Iruka he met Ani and was surprised.
"Can I help you" he asked in a kind voice
Oh... what do I do now? Come to think of it, I didn't think about it until the end...
A message jumped in front of me
[Inform him of the new student]
Or thank you, my dead brother's Yala system.
I mentally announced the message "Ahh I'm the new student.." I lowered my cheeks in shame.
"He seemed to be thinking for a moment and then the token fell "Oh then you must be Mai Cohen" he smiled
He told me at least here until he calls me and comes in
Third person:
You made your way to the middle of the class "Ok listen! Today a new student arrived so I want you to behave well Aliyah" everyone looked at the news it's not always something that comes at the end of the year "come in" he shouted.
They all carried their poor on the door which was pushed slowly, a rather small and thin girl entered the hall, her long black hair fluttered behind her and the silver streak stood out in her hair, but the real surprise that she looked at them, the mismatched poor broke into their souls with shivers.
Everyone looked up in interest, Even a certain Uchiha, standing in the middle of the class and scanning everyone in in the matter, her eyes sat down on his Uchiha from the end and followed a little more than expected, Sasuke sighed imperceptibly thinking that he had another fan girl as well as the boys, the girls were annoyed with Aliya that she was looking at him like that They have another competition, What they didn't know was that she was trying her best not to laugh because his hair really looked like a duck's ass, finally she turned her gaze and with a silly smile on her face she introduced herself "Yo, I'm Mai Cohen, nice to meet you" her smile was huge. By the time she seemed to beam, several of the boys were blushing.
~behind the keyboard~
The writer was sitting on the computer and came to close it "good until the end of the chapter" came to hang up, until a noise erupted in the room
"Stop!!!" A voice shouted
The writer turned the intersection of the heart and two characters appeared in the turn none other than Uri and Mai "What?! How did you get here?!" I shouted
"Know a genius" Ori wheel of the poor as if that explains everything
"Shut it" Mai interrupted "You forgot to make a disclaimer the first chapter" she stated
The writer sweated "Oh and..?"
Mai got angry and raged "Don't tell me and I... sue us!!"
Uri agreed on the side, "Really, you don't want a lawsuit on your hands, it sucks..." He said as if he remembered something
The writer reassured her
and looked at the camera "Disclaimer Naruto and the characters don't belong to me just the plot" looking at Mai "Satisfied?"
Mai and Uri: nodding "a lot"
Author: Sigh why do I have a bad feeling about publishing this story" she muttered
May and Uri: "I heard!"
The author: "Shit" escapes
~End~