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TOTAL WAR: WARHAMMER THE COLD GOD

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Lizardmen are not a single race but a society of different cold-blooded creatures who dwell in ancient temple cities that tower over the southern jungles. They march to war alongside mighty reptilian beasts which resemble dinosaurs and pterosaurs. Despite their frightening appearance, the Lizardmen see themselves as guardians of a divine order, and are the oldest enemies of Chaos. - RolledOrso {A/N: ME: (Wut Da Fuk) I thought at least that's what I think and I borrowed it ↑↑↑↑ Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgV4gqrKjcg&ab_channel=RolledOrso if you want to know } {A/N: What I knoow though is that lizardmen are cool as fuk} {A/N: I would be careful reading this though... its a bit gritty and gorry~ so yeah have fun guys AND P.S. I DON'T OWN WARHAMMER!!! OR TOTAL WAR!!! AND THIS IS JUST A FANFIC} {A/N: AND GUYS THE COVER ISN'T MINE JUST FOUND IT FROM Go( to Warhammer r/Warhammer) REDIT~~ GOD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL)
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: My Friends

'hey watch out for ambush, in the next turn' I said to my fellow player

'ohh! shush, I know how to handle myself thank you very much after all as a follower of

the chaos god Slannesh, I am invincible' ( a male voice rang)

all of us rolled our eyes at his comment

'haa! stop being horny all the time weakling paper trash DMG... at least look at my army of

DMG for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne of Krone'( a female voice replies)

as she was bragging about her dmg input which was a bit true another reply to her comment

'well if we are bragging my Tzeen-' Before another female voice could finish she was cut off

'ohh, shut up we don't care, Daddy Nurgle is still the best' another male voice replied as he rolled his eyes

she was squinting her eyes at him clearly irritated that she was interrupted

'yeah cuz he stinky'

in which he glared at her back

'hahaha~' all of us laughed at our friends' interaction together

'but damn what would happen if all that is on the era of 40k or the 41st millennium' in which the four of them visibly shuddered

'hahaha!!!' 5 of my other friends laughed even more as we know that they were defending own their preferences and we don't want to know what would happen in that chaotic world even I have my own preferences, after all, look at the lizard man faction look how cool they are~

'Hetrics shall die in the name of the god-emperor' one of my 'human' faction friends said

'elves are better' in which another voice replied

'Nahh mate undead are better' another male voice said in which we asked 'Which one

'Egypt one' he said we shrugged and one of us said 'Cool but Malice/Malal is better after all the chaos faction itself'

'eeh~ I'm with Julius with this one lizard-man are cooler especially those scales' We then looked at each other and made a companion Shaked

if you still didn't know we are playing Warhammer Multi-player with a few(9) of my friends in

a public internet cafe, we were having quite fun but then suddenly one of my 'female' friends said

"is it just me or does anyone notice, that there are almost no people around us"

but we seem to just brush it off and I asked them

'Guys if you become a chaos god or an old god would you become one?'

"yeah..." 9 out of 9 of my friends replied

"I mean, isn't it cool becoming a god in Warhammer ~" which all of them nodded in response to which I also agree

then without our notice, everything went black