OMG!!... AH! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING ABOUT, RIGHT!!?
I HAVE A SYSTEM!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
HOORAY! *Beginning of the victory dance* TA..TA.TA..TA.....TA!....YESSS!
ヽ(o´∀`)ﾉ♪♬
YESS!!..FINALLY, IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!!!! ლ(｀∀´ლ)
BWAHAHAHA... I CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF HERE! ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
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.... then.... let's try.. with this!
"System close the status" (￣°￣)
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[CLOSING THE STATUS WINDOW.... ]
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[OPERATION COMPLETED. ]
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"hahah.... Yes!!... now as before, *ehm*.. *ehm* system open the status." (￣^￣)/
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[OPENING THE STATUS WINDOW...]
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[OPERATION COMPLETED. ]
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[ 13 %]
[ 38 %]
[ 54 %]
[ 72 %]
[ 91 %]
[ 100%]
[ SYSTEM CONFIGURED ]
[ OPENING THE STATUS... ]
________________ STATUS _____________________
NAME: ?
SPECIES: Common rose (Plant)
Level: 1
NEXT LEVEL: 0/ 10
EXP: 0 --> 0
CLASS: None
OCCUPATION: none
__________________ATTRIBUTES___________________
HP : 15 /15 (10 +5)
VIT: 5
SPEED : 0
MP: 0/0
ATK: 2
STR: 2
DEX: 0
AGI: 3
INT: 5
PDEF : 2
MDEF: 0
HR = + 2 HP (every 5 min)
EQUIP: None
SKILLS: absorption of nutrients from soil ( Lv. 1)
SP : 0
[ BEGINNER QUEST: Absorbing nutrients from the ground for the first time ]
[ REWARD: +1 Skill of your choice , + 10 EXP, + 1 SP ]
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Let's see. HP 10?.... ATK 2 ?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ??
..he. he, there must be a mistake, there's no way they're that low. . ..(ง ื▿ ื)ว, right?
"System re-analyses STATUS there must be an error!"
[ANALYSIS OF THE STATUS]
[PLEASE WAIT...3.... 2.... 1...]
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[NO ERROR DETECTED]
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ONE!!!... I ASKED FOR ONLY ONE RIGHT THING IN MY LIFE!!!...(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ.... I'M NOT ASKING MUCH!!!
*puh*.... *puh*... *puh* WHAT DO I DO WITH THESE STATS!!!??? THEY ARE TOO LOW!! EVEN A BIT OF SNOW COULD KILL ME!!! *puh* ... TAKE THIS!!...AND THIS!!.. ヽ( `д´*)ノ.
I curse the idiot who gave me these stats can slip on a banana peel and fall down the stairs!!!
(凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
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[A/n: Should I be concerned? (⌒_⌒;)ゝ ]
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