Chapter 13 - "Diary"

I understand, so to level up and stats I need to accumulate cores and virtual coins so I can spend them in skills and unlock other features.

All right.

But first I need to know more about this mission.

Fix me up with more information on where the book I need to retrieve is.

[PLEASE WAIT FOR A REPLY FROM THE SYSTEM...]

*ding*

[REPLY RECEIVED! ]

[REPLY FROM THE SYSTEM:

information on:

- ELEMENTAL LEVEL MISSION: Retrieve the book from the library: "Basic guide on magical creatures".The book that the host must retrieve is located in the library of a human village 3 km from where the host is located. ]

OK.... but how do I retrieve the book? (¯ . ¯٥)

[The host must be able to take the book indicated]

Yes!! I understand but how do I do!!? I remind you dear system, that your wonderful host.... It's a plant!!! At least give me some directions!! o(-'д'- 。)

[RESPONSE FROM THE SYSTEM...]

*ding*

[RESPONSE OF THE SYSTEM

INDICATIONS:

1. To borrow it;

2. Buy or trade it for something of equal value;

3. Steal it]

You know, system, sometimes I think you like to make fun of me.

How can I borrow it if I can't even build a sentence of full meaning. And even if I could, I don't think they would try to escape or burn me... SINCE I WOULD BE A TALKING PLANTOR WORSE, A MONSTER!!

Then what could I buy it with, I don't have any money. And then trade it, what could I trade it for? For weed!... we are in a forest, not in a supermarket!!!

The only thing I could do is steal it, but I still haven't gotten to that level... I HAVE MORAL INTEGRITY TOO!! ヽ('Д')/

Give me more options, there must be another way!

[...]

huh..System? ('ー')?

[...]

*fizz*

AHHHHH! ヘ(.□°)ヘ

[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]

*cough*...*cough*.. ('π')

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YOU KNOW... YOU'RE GETTING MONOTONOUS!! , ALWAYS WITH THESE SHOC-

*fizz*

AHHHHHH!!! (.□+)\

[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]

*fizz*

AHHH... /(*ι*)ヾ

[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]

S-STOP!!! *cough*...*cough*STOP!! I UNDERSTOOD!!! I LEARNED MY LESSON!!! (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)

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[!! WARNING: THE HOST TOOK DAMAGE. IT IS ADVISABLE TO RECOVER THE LOST HP BY ABSORBING NUTRIENTS FROM THE GROUND!! ]

[HP REMAINING 5/ 20]

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[HP 20/ 20]

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I realized one thing from this situation, that to survive I have to follow 3 basic rules:

1. Become strong as soon as possible;

2. Do everything in my power to reach point 1;

3. I never say NEVER contradict or insult the system...*brrrr* ... just thinking about it gives me shivers..... {{ (>_<) }}}

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I absolutely have to add them in my imaginary diary!. For the sake of my survival! __φ(..)

____________ Diary of myself __________

1. If you don't have feet like me then walk with your hands and if you don't have hands then crawl. Sooner or later you will be able to get to your destination.

2. If you are like me and there is no one or nothing around you. Then you are unlucky because this means that if you are ever kidnapped (or like me you have already been kidnapped) by some supernatural force then it means that you will never come looking for anyone. But do not despair because this will mean that you can implement your most important point (please see point 3).

3. WORLD DOMINATION!

4. Quickly become strong;

5. Do everything in my power to reach point 4;

6. Never and I say NEVER!! contradict or insult the system.