It's true what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".
I will not steal it, I will "borrow" it for a while, for say ..... always!
It's not stealing if you borrow it, right. Besides, if it's stored on the bookshelf, it means it's already been read, and it's just gathering dust there on that shelf.
Yes! , I've decided!! I'll do it!! I'll go to that village and stea-*cough* I'll borrow that book!!
٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و
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SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE VILLAGE! ( '・ω・')
*ding*
[THE VILLAGE OF HUMANS IS WITHIN 3 KM OF WHERE THE HOST IS LOCATED]
*ding*
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACTIVATE GPS MODE? ]
[YES /NO]
Yes, I want to activate the GPS!
*ding*
[GPS MODE ON]
*ding*
[CALCULATION OF ROUTE...]
*ding*
[GPS: Proceed forward for about 10 meters to the right of the tree. ]
Ok, to start I have to get rid of the ground. System activates the "stay out of the ground for maximum 10 h" skill.
*ding*
[YOU ACTIVATED THE SKILL "STAY OUT OF THE GROUND FOR MAX 10h" (Lv 1)]
3 minutes after
Done! ..... I can see them..... eh?.... EWWW! THAT SUCKS!
Oh no! I am going to puke-.... *bleergh*.. __|￣|○､;
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If you were wondering what made me react like this, it was because of my feet. *uff*... If you could see them!... you would react the same! ('π')
But you can't, so I'll describe them to you. You know the roots of a tree? Here are those ,They look like tentacles, I have more than two, about five and they're thick... about a centimeter each. And they're brown in color, soiled (of course) and moving!
ENOUGH!! I can't look at them anymore!! they're too disgusting!!! especially if I'm the one moving them!. (ᗒᗣᗕ)
*ding*
[REMAINING TIME: 09h 57m 00s]
AH!.. just the mission! GPS tell me the way.
*ding*
[ GPS: I repeat, proceed forward for about 10 meters to the right of the tree. ]
All right, here i come!!
But first I have to do something!
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I decided to engrave an X on the trunk of the tree, as the starting point of my first adventure.
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And I started following all the directions the GPS gave me ...
_________8 hours later____________
*pant*...*pant*...system.... *pant*... where are we?.. *pant*... it's so much...*pant*...that *pant*...walk,.. one second.. *pant*...that let me take a *pant*...breath, oh my god...*pant*... what a struggle...*pant*...!
*ding*
[ GPS: Proceed forward for about 10 meters to the right of the tree. ]
[REMAINING TIME: 01h 56m 47s]
I rested for a moment and then resumed my journey. Until I realized an important detail.
The tree I had to go around was quite familiar.
You will tell me that it is a tree like everyone else and that they all look alike, especially in a forest.
But no, this tree had an X engraved on the trunk... ( º ʖ º ) ?
And that's when I realized I was back where I was. This didn't bother me, I wasn't angry, I was happy, because it meant that my adventure wasn't over yet.
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But to whom I want to lie!! I was furious... (╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
SYSTEM! , SYSTEM!... ANSWER ME NOW!!!!! BECAUSE I AM BACK AT THE STARTING POINT!!!!!! WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!, I FOLLOWED ALL YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!!!! ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
*ding*
[DEAR HOST, YOU DID NOT FOLLOW ALL THE DIRECTIONS OF THE GPS]
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!... YOU'RE LYING!. I FOLLOWED ALL OF THEM!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶
*ding*
[DEAR HOST, YOU DID NOT FOLLOW ALL THE DIRECTIONS OF THE GPS]
And i insist!! I followed them all!!! From the first to the last.!!
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How wrong I was
________ 7 h 57 min before ___________
Done, GPS I passed the tree. Now where to?
*ding*
[ GPS: Turn right for about 5 meters and go through the tangle of brambles]
Sorry? I didn't hear well...could you repeat, I think that in addition to the language I was also deprived of my hearing...hehe.. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
*ding*
[ GPS: Turn right for about 5 meters and go through the tangle of brambles]
no! no! no!.. why should I go there!!??? It would be suicide.! I do not pass there, I categorically refuse!! NO NO!!!
*tsk*, even if I had a human body, I would never have gone through it, let alone a plant!!!
It's a miracle if I walk!!! ヽ( 'д'*)ノ
Rather, Mr. Navigator, let me take another road, no matter if it's longer, as long as it doesn't have to go through brambles or other dangerous things!
*ding*
[ GPS: Recalculation of the road... ]
*ding*
[ GPS: Proceed forward for 500 meters... ]
And you go! Here I am village. I'm coming!! ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜
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__________ Present_____________
Okay I took another way, and then!. No one would ever go through a tangle of brambles!!
But I followed all the other directions! no?!. So why am I still here!!
[DEAR HOST, YOU DID NOT FOLLOW ALL THE DIRECTIONS OF THE GPS]
Don't always give me the same answer!! . Explain yourself!
[DEAR HOST, YOU DID NOT FOLLOW ALL THE INDICATIONS FOR THE SECOND ROUTE, NOR FOR THE THIRD ROUTE, NOR FOR THE OTHERS TO FOLLOW. ]
Okay I did! I admit it!!
But what could I do!!??
In the first you wanted me to pass through a tangle of brambles, The second instead you had to go through a nettle field, the third passed in front of a bear's den!! A BEAR!!! I EVEN SAW IT SLEEPING IN FRONT OF THE CAVE ENTRANCE!!
IMAGINE THE REST OF THE ROUTES!!, NOW I KNOW!! SYSTEM YOU ARE MY ENEMY NUMBER ONE!!
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD!!!
*sniff*...*sniff*... but how cruel can you be?. Why do you hate me!!? you're just a tyrant! A TYRANT!! *phu*. YOU ONLY USE YOUR POWER TO BULLY ME!!! BECAUSE I'M WEAKER THAN YOU. BUTONE DAY I'LL SHOW YOU WHO WILL BULLY WHO!! JUST WAIT FOR ME TO LEVEL UP THEN I WILL BE INVINCIBLE!! MWAHAHAH! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
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I forgot the most important rule of all.... number 6:
Never and I say NEVER!! contradict or insult the system.
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*fizz*
[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]
*fizz*
[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]
*fizz*
[SHOCK DAMAGE - 5 HP]
[HP REMAINING 5/ 20]
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h-*cough*hel- *cough*..p.. me . _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_