TOME 10 PART 4; THE VIRTUE OF THE THORN IN YOUR FLESH
Zanbongfar: Let me see if I can get the Dreamweaver to comprehend my Logic. (Grabs Scorpion Horsetail Whip).
6000 Years Ago:
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
Adam: Eve! Wi-fey! Mewuu(owu)owuoh! (I'm dead!)
Eve: Adam! Hus-bie! Mewu(owu)owuoh! (I'm dead!)
4000 Years Later:
Juice: We be 'God Slayers'! We have 'executed' a 'Whole God' the 'Size Of A Universe'! Call Him A 'Mor-on'! he gets an 'F rank' in his 'Exams', not a Single 'Tick', all are 'Crosses'! 0% (Above the Sky, the Eclipse Program Is Running; ready to output the Final Result).
GODSON: El Oi El Oi Am eL Sabbach Itan! Forgive these 'Idiot Ants in a Jar' for their 'utter ignorance' for they 'know not' how to 'break out of the Karmic Cycle'. They are so 'ignorant', they 'do not 'even' deserve' 'Accountability' for their 'Actions'.
SOME MONTHS LATER...
WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!
Mr Simple: God! Take this Demon Of Torture away!
God: No can do, he is there to whip you into shape.
SOME MONTHS LATER;
Mr Simple: I now 'see' why the Gods would 'do' that every 'time' I have to see those 'Idiots' struggle in the 'Jar Of The Karmic Cycle' 'trying to break' out. My 'Madness' is their 'Reason for 'inflicting' my Torture' yet the only 'way' out of the 'Karmic Cycle' is 'ironically' to 'accept your Madness'. As 'long' as 'they don't', they 'shall continue' to 'endure' the 'torture' of 'The Karmic Cycle' and if they 'finally decide' to 'break out' it 'would be' 'because' they 'hath finally' accepted 'my 'Madness' as 'Absolute Truth'.To 'think' the 'only way' out of the Karmic Cycle/the Loophole in the Karmic Cycle is via the 'Traits a Man Most Despises about Himself' which are actually 'the Motivation for his Growth'.
Godfather: My 'Power' Is 'made Perfect' In 'Weakness'...
Mr Simple: For when I am 'weak', then I am 'Strong'. So I 'elevate' my 'Madness' and 'sit on my throne' as the 'Perfect Puppetmaster' to 'manipulate every thought' and 'action' of the 'Intelligent Ants In a Jar' (Sadistic Smile).
Zanbongfar: Are you 'beginning to comprehend' why it is 'so much fun' to 'manipulate the Cogs Of Human History'. Anyone 'foolish enough' to be 'manipulated by his own species' 'deserves' to be 'manipulated 'even more' by a 'Transcendent Species'. You 'agree perfectly' with my 'Logic' so I put it to you 'dear Mr Simple' that you must now 'absolve' me of 'Sin'. Conditional Statement;
Choice 1; Your 'Faith' has 'made' you 'well'. 'Go' and 'Sin' no 'more'.
Choice 2; (Joseph Joestar Jojo Bizarre Adventure SFX): OH NOOOO!!!