"Oh Gods, there are two of them?!" I yell in confusion, wondering if I have lost my marbles.
"Oi, femboy trap-looking dude, did you wake me up?" The red crimson spear with vine-like details took a similar form to Vijaya and had a similar colorway.
The spear had light-blue short hair, lightning pupils, and armor that looked like it belonged to an ancient swordmaster. Covering every inch of her body, along with some leather and chainmail. She looks like the general of a lightning kingdom.
Her demeanor is very blunt and aggressive, unlike her twin, Vijaya here.
"Hey, dumbfounded! I asked you a question, you vermin." Yes, very aggressive and blunt.
"Yes, I did wake you, but please tone down your behavior a bit more, could you?" I squat down to ask the spear nicely, trying to give off the impression that I mean no harm and that I am her friend.
Bonk!
"Ouch! You are an infuriating child! Go die in a hole!" I yell, pissed off, and she headbutts me square in the noggin. I fell to my knees in agony, holding my nose.
Why is her head so stiff? It hit like a mini-truck.
"I am Vasavi Shakti, or Vasavi for short if you are close to me. But refer to me as Vasavi Shakti, for I am the most powerful spear that can kill any man, animal, or Gods alike. Bow before me, you insignificant waste of semen!" She stomps over my head, faceplanting onto the ground.
One day I'm planning to kill this sassy, infuriating, agitating Loli if it's the last thing I do.
She somehow became more annoying than Miss Chuuni in the span of just meeting her, compared to the year I was with Chuunibyou.
"Even I wouldn't do that, not because I'm weak, but because it's wrong." That's saying something if the usually obnoxious and annoying one said that.
I grab Sassy Loli's leg and attempt to throw her to the wall. In an attempt to escape her grasp.
"Did you just grab me and try to throw me, you perverted worm?" Oh shit, how the hell?!
"How the fuck are you still on me? Do you weigh twelve elephants or something?" I yell out in frustration at the new addition to our team and my arsenal of animated weapons.
"Oh shit, Poly, you shouldn't have said that!" Az says this in a shocked and scared tone.
Why?
"Don't comment on a woman's weight, you dumbass! Have you never been touched by a woman?"
Yes, but not sexually or date-wise. But now that you mention it, Vasavi over here looks pissed and ready to fuck me up for saying that.
"I'll plan your funeral; it'll be expensive, so we might have to do it ourselves." I thought you'd be happy about that, Azzy.
"I hate when you call me that; it sounds like we are dating, even though it's platonic. But yes, I'd be happy. But I would've wasted a year on you so that I wouldn't like that." How very Tsundere of you.
Wham.
Bonk.
She hits hard too, holy shit! I should have kept my mouth shut!
"Hmph!" Vasavi angrily scoffs, letting me go to think and reflect on herself.
"Your sister is like a switch Vijaya. On one side she's aggressive, on the other she's calm," I say to Vijaya as I get up from the floor in pain.
"Oh, sister, please don't mind her master. She just forgot why she was mad." Vijaya exclaims, helping me get back up on my feet. Wait what?
"She has memory loss, or I think amnesia is what it's called? Whatever it is, she seemingly can't remember much." Vijaya informs me.
"Oh, alright--"
"Hey punk, who are you and why are you with my sister?" Oh shit!
Vijaya and I both explain to her the situation. Which she surprisingly complies with. It wasn't like this when I said it.
Does she have a spot for her sister or something? Also, doesn't she have amnesia? I thought she'd forgotten Vijaya was her sister.
"Alright, I'll believe you." Vasavi calmly states this, easing the tension in the atmosphere.
We then hear a loudspeaker turn on, announcing out loud, "The brackets have been made; please check the board to see what round you are in and who your opponent is."
I nod at both Vijaya and Vasavi, to which they comply and turn into their weapon forms.
I stored Vijaya in Gaia's Treasury Gate to follow up on the plan Az had mentioned. To make others think I am a lancer or something, but in actuality, I'm an archer.
Do I need anything else before I fight? Blue full-body tights?
I walk back inside the musty room and locate the board, with swarms of fighters trying to see what round and opponent they have.
"Boo!"
"Eek!" I screamed, flinching back to see who that was. It was Sara!
"I'm here to deliver some papers so everyone can see the brackets. Here you go, Poly." Sara smiles at me, handing me a piece of paper with the brackets. I give her my thanks as she walks near a table.
Then she announces out loud to line up for the bracket paper, and everyone follows suit.
I read the brackets to find out I'm in round seven, against some guy named--