Oddly enough the hole seemed much easier to fit into than the rabbit woman had made it seem, and once Barric found purchase with his feet to push himself fully into the hole it felt as if the floor of dirt had given out from under him and he began falling.
"Fuck!" He yelled at the surprise of this before plunging into pure darkness for a moment, but soon enough he opened his eyes to see all sorts of odd things around him, passing quite slowly as if he were in a slow fall. He fell slowly though the massive tunnel and stared at the walls that seemed to be covered with a random assortment of everyday objects. There were writing desks, each with its own candle that seemed to illuminate the tunnel, many cuckoo clocks that all seemed to be going off at once in a noisy show as the tiny wooden birds popped out of them giving a loud, "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!". There were odd paintings that seemed to be painting themselves with floating paint brushes that created all sorts of lewd images of monster girls in various states of undress.
The King fell and fell until finally he landed gently on his feet in a large room with black and white checked patterned floor. In the middle of the room sat a glass table with something on it the King could not quite make out.
Barric approached the glass table and raised an eyebrow at what he found on it. There were two pieces of candy, one in the shape of a penis and one in the shape of a vagina. The penis had a little string around it's shaft that affixed a note to it that read: "Suck Me", while the vagina had a note that read: "Fuck Me".
The King stared down at the candies in thought for a moment about the notes attached to each.
While the penis didn't really bother him, he preferred the vagina with the fuck me tag, but which one should he do first? Perhaps if he sucked the dick first and then fucked the pussy, it would be like eating dinner and then getting desert, he reasoned.
The King would grasp the candy cock and easily pop it in his mouth as it was far smaller than life sized, or at least he hoped. The candy cock was surprisingly good, quite chocolatey, but somewhat salty.
Barric sucked at it, letting it melt in his mouth and would soon find something hard was hidden inside. The King plucked a small key from his mouth and looked it over. There was nothing particularly special about it, it looked like any other old skeleton key, but the King wondered what it was supposed to unlock. He looked about the room and noticed a small door as the only thing that stood out in the room besides the table. He quickly strode over to the door and took a knee to look it over.
It had to be only about a foot tall, but the key seemed to fit just fine as he turned it to unlock the door and open it. He peered into the hall the door revealed, but it just seemed to lead to darkness. Sadly this seemed like the only way out of this room, but there was no way he would ever fit through the door.
He turned back to the table and picked up the other piece of candy. He looked at the note that said Fuck Me and only just began to wonder how exactly he was supposed to fuck the small piece of candy. He stared at it for a moment before coming to the conclusion that perhaps a bit of foreplay was in order and began to lick the candy the same way he would any woman. It would start to melt in his mouth the same way the dick did and soon enough he would start to feel strange. He noticed that the table seemed to be growing larger and larger, but when he turned to look at the door he would realize that he was in fact shirking. Once Barric had finished licking the candy pussy until it was no more he had become the perfect size to now fit through the tiny door.