The Duke of Wilhelm was downing his third glass of whiskey for the night, while playing chess with His Majesty King Hans in the library. The other noble gentleman were at a round table playing a card game and by the looks of it the Duke of Saxony seemed to be winning.
"What troubles you friend?" the Earl of Wilhelm asked King Hans.
"My wife," was his short reply.
"Oh, care to elaborate?"
"Not really, friend I'd rather finish this game, check your move."
"Well I'm just going have to take your castle, your move."
"Is she giving you trouble, is she undesirable perhaps?"
"She is not giving me trouble yet, she is by far very desirable, she excites me and she scares me."
"Haha you scared come on Hans, you've earned quite a reputation with some women at your court don't pretend to be the pious husband that you are, you've not told her have you of your previous dalliance with Lady Clara, from Blau.
