The helicopter barely made it to land and fell in a garbage dump on the edge of a big city.
Shushert walked in amazement through the brightly lit streets lined with skyscrapers. He talked to African Americans about the virtues of beer.
Suddenly he saw a recruiting center ad "Enlist in the U.S. Army! Free beer unlimited!"
"I'm in," he thought, "and I will drink beer by the way."
But when he just entered the office, he was cut bald, dressed in khaki, he was taken to the airport and kicked into a military transport aircraft.