A military transport aircraft was flying across the ocean to defend Kuwait. Shert sat in the corner and waited for beer to be served.
In another corner, two Italians were molesting a recruit. When they got bored, they switched to Shert.
"Hey, you! Do you know Mario?" they approached him. "Everyone in the Bronx knows Mario!"
"No! I know Maria!" he tried unsuccessfully to laugh it off.
"Look at this ferret!" Filippone said to his friend. "He knows your sister!"
"Well, take off your pants, you scoundrel!" Filippone's friend flipped out. "Hey, in your village they don't even know what a bidet is! Then you'll just suck it off!"
The aircraft shook violently during landing. The soldiers staggered out onto the runway.
Shert crawled out last. He buried himself in someone's boots, he looked up and saw Leo.
Shert spat someone's dick out and exclaimed, "Hi, Leo!"
"I'm not Leo!" yelled the sergeant and kicked him into the jeep.
It was John Rockefeller.