The Meth Baby Warrior Baby Tribe had devolved into pure savegry. A french mathematician named Pierre had just begun experimenting with magnets, and the chaos it caused in the psyche of the Babies wouild be long lasting. Due to the meth dependancy innately acquired upon spawning of a Meth-Baby, many of the higher-order functions of the Meth-Baby's brain were non-functioning. This caused the more base functions and emotions to be significantly amplified. Fear, anger, and strangely enough, a primal response to magnetism. Those who controlled the strange power were known as gods by the Meth-Babies during this period. The humans who showed promise controlling the invisible power were often kidnapped by the Babies, and put through what would be called later on as "The Ritual."
If the Human survived the ordeal,. They would rule over the Babies for four years. Unfortunately, what began as a simple magicians trick for children, moving a box on a table by moving a magnet under the table, was morphed into a hellish tribunal of powdered meth, mixed into a ferrofluid.
The magnegician (magnet magician) was placed in a hole. The Babies then used their Meth-Cauldrons tto vaporize enough meth in order to bathe the magnagician in plumes of the white smoke. They then, after waiting for nearly a full day, place an animal which had been encased in meth, after being filled with the ferrofluid, into the hole with the man they had selected, along with an extremely strong neodinium magnet.
The goal of "The Ritual," was very simple, but was never explained to those being put through the ordeal.
The ferrofluid needed to be released from the encased animal and used to create a cool shape by using the meth casing as a platform for the ferrofluid and magnet. Surprisingly simple. The issue is that after a full day of being doused in the white plumes of the Meth-Cauldrons, many of those put through the trial began: A) eating themselves, oddly enough. B) going completely insane and eating the animal filled with ferrofluid, which resulted in death. C) Charging headfirst into the dirt walls of the hole dug in an effort to escape from the situation. Or D) They began speaking to the encased animal corpse as a friend and completely lost themselves to the Meth-Deluision.
Only one man had ever passed this trial. In the year 1269, The Meth Baby Warrior Baby Triber from Eastern Kentucky began following the great magnagician named "Pierre."
Pierre was not a fighter. He had never partaken in the drugs or alcohol which his fellow villagers in his town in France had become accustomed to. He saw himself as a sccholar, an intellectual, a man of peace and knowledge. The strange creatures which appeared were drawn to the magnets he had used to concieve his perpetual motion machine.
The Meth-Babies ravaged his town and countryside. Everything Pierre knew and everything he planned his future to be were erased among the screams of his countrymen and the constant "Wahhhhhhhhh," of the crteatures.
He held on to his magnets for dear life. His family had been slaughtered and Pierre himself was nearly killed before he lifted a magnet from his lab, to be used as a throwing weapon against the group of Babies tearing open his wife with their Mantis Arms.The Babies recognised what they had come for immediately, and Pierre began panicing as the horde of Babies encircled him.
His wife, pregnant with twins laid dead. If these creatures worshipped this strange magnetic power, he had only one option: He swallowed the magnet. Pierre was lifted by the Babies and taken to their home state of Kentucky. Pierre lost himself in the 24 hours the Babies kept him in the Meth-Hole. The image that constantly came to mind, and the one reason he kept part of his sanity, was the image of his wife's corpse, being torn apart by the village dogs, who had been starving due to a food shortage, and the mother dog bringing his two unborn children to it's puppies to continue the great circle of life, which he only caught a glimpse of after being knocked out because his neighbor had thrown alcohol on one of the Babies, and as recompense for the horrible act the Babies were feeding small bits of his children to him and he was screaming while being chopped into tiny bits to feed back to his children. His horrifying screams woke Pierre, only for him to see his wife's corpse being mauled by (now) wild dogs.
After the ritual, Pierre would not be recognised by any member of the surrounding villages, had they still been alive. Pierre had gnawn off three of his fingers on his left hand, and now only had his ring finger and thumb. While in his Meth-Stupor, he had taken a shard of the crystallized animal and stabbed it into his left eye/. The animal, filled with ferrofluid which was attracted to the strong magnetic force eminating from Pierre completely replaced the eye, resulting in a natural ferrofluid shape when placed near a magnet, reaching out of Pierre's head equidiscent to his eyelashes, or the length his eyelashes would have been, if he still had them. From the viewpoint of anyone else, the unique designs of the ferrofluid dancing around his eye socket would mark him as a demon. To the Babies, Pierre would be their lerader.
Drawn like birds to north, the Babies were drawn to Pierre. They did not follow orders; they acted much like hospital workers. They were always busy, but when orders were issued none of the Meth-Babies would be around, and when they were they were always preoccupied with handling other very important matters. For the Meth-Babies at this time, having a leader was much like having a Mantis Arm: it was just something they did because... Meth. They refused any and all orders and only sometimes would they follow Pierre, not his orders but himself. The raid of Cincinatti, which resulted in Pierre being murdered and replaced by a much more ferocious Pierre 2.0, the self-beheading of Pierre 2.0 due to a Meth-Shortage, the resurrection of Pierre 1.0, the death-brawl of 1270 which lasted a week in the darkest pits of the Meth-Colleseum, and finally, the undue separation of Pierre's Meth-Baby tribe from the main Meth-Baby-Warrior-Baby tribe and the un-bodying of Pierre 1.0.
Pierre had a long lasting impact on the French countrymen he left behind. Nightmarish stories were told, and his actions and 'death-cation' back to France to visit the starving dogs which nourished themselves on the unborn corpses of his twin children have implications ranging froim the French Revolution all the way to "The Reckoneninonening," in the year 6669 where France became the only country not impacted by the spontaneous combustion which killed 99% of every country's population. Damn you Pierre, Damn you!
Pierre would reign undisputed as the King of the Meth-Baby-Warrior-Baby-Tribe from Eastern Kentucky, until the infection from his hand spread to his brain, causing the delirious state which caused the separation from the main Meth-Baby tribe and Pierre's eventual death.
Pierre named the dogs who ate his childrten while visiting France. One, am english bulldog, he named Toe, on account of the toe which was the only sized nugget the tiny puppy could fit into it's mouth. The other, a chihuahua, was named Grinder due to it's mother chewing his unborn son's eyeballs up and spitting them up infront of Grinder so it could eat. With Toe and Grinder by his side, Pierre changed the path of history for all he came in contact with.
Thus closes the chapter of this strange, horrifying tangential storyline. We have yet to find Pierre's gravesite, but Ear-God looks for it to this day.
Ear-God
Alex Graham
The Chronicles of The Meth-Baby-Warrior-Baby-Tribe-From-Eastern-Kentucky,
As chronicled by Alex Graham, Leader and Overlord of the Pikmin tribe of Meth-Baby-Warrior-Babies from Eastern Kentucky.