*Disclaimer: You are at the Diaries, there are how I interact and deliver news to my readers, they are not needed to enjoy the story but are just for news and a few laughs.
If you are only here to read the novel and do not wish to be briefed on the latest happenings with the book. Skip them and head on to either the Prologue: The Vow of Vengeance or Chapter 1:The Trash Swordsman from another world in the next volume.
The Prologue is to show a glimpse of what the book will become, While Chapter 1 is the actual beginning. Enjoy the Read.*
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Hi all,
Yinghuo here, for the first diary for Battle harem. I call them that because that is basically what they are. I will post my thoughts as well as announcements in this section as the WN announcement system needs a serious rework.
Okay first off, I want to say Happy holidays to whatever you celebrate and I wish you and your loved ones a wonderful new year.
Next, Thank you all for your support, whether it be, comments, reviews, PS or GTS, or just the reading in general. Thank you for taking the time to read my tale about the world of Valorious.
From this moment forth, everyone and anyone who reads Battle Harem will be called a Savior. For those that already read the legacy of salvation chapters, you guys should know how heavy and deep this word is to the world of Valorious. For those that do not, go read till chapter 51.
I use Saviors because of in-world implications and also because we all dream of saving the world and coming home to a big-tittied harem. (Or a loli harem, futa, dandy, milf, cougar, panther, furry, whatever I don't judge It's your harem why does anyone get the right to tell you what it should be?).
Lastly, because being called a savior is fucking cool! Have you read battle harem? It's cringe af homie. Cringe with me as we relish the four Fs of a fulfilled life.
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Diary 02 Skit
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Battle harem headquarters.
[Yinghuo]: I want to release more chapters!
[Raylene]: Master, Release them all, we must do it for the readers!
[Jade]: Master, we need to build a prive for Feb, the book will fail if we do not even hit MGS.
[Vanessa]: Do you have any idea how long it takes to make a chapter? think about Master!
[Hiro]: The readers may be happy but the book will fail every ranking if we take too long, every other novel already started Win-Win, and our ranking will turn to shit if we delay by a month.
[Raylene]: The readers are what matters Darling! so long as they support us we should still succeed!
[Jade]: Master is having issues at work though, we need the money.
[Vanessa]: But still! if the readers care about us they should at least show some support!
[Hiro]: How about an event then? If we show WN we can succeed even without asking for money that should be worth something right?
[Jade]: Master, let me bot the book. Better numbers. Everyone is doing it already.
[Raylene]: Have you no shame Jei! We do not need to cheat! We will win this fair and square!
[Vanessa]: Agreed master is not so weak he needs such shit. Besides cheating means we believe we cannot win otherwise!
[Hiro]: You know we can also make fake accounts or something, right?
[Raylene]: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
[Vanessa]: My Love, I am disappointed you even think of such a despicable way to get more votes!
*Comes closer* let's do it as a last resort.
[Raylene]: I can hear you two! NO! YOU MAY DO SO OVER MY DEAD BODY! Jei help me out here!
[Jade]: Cheating useless. Without active fanbase. book dead. Master will move on.
[Hiro]: Then make them work for the chapters instead. the number they get depends on how much they support the book. Have them give reviews, comments, ps, and views. All cost nothing but just support.
[Yinghuo]: ... You do know that just means more work for me right?
[Vanessa]: We will help you master! I will watch the reviews!
[Raylene]: I am willing to take on counting the PS, master.
[Jade]: Comments mine. Ban the haters. Nuke the cucks.
[All]: .....
[Jade]: What? harem books get haters. Master doesn't need to see those.
[Hiro]: Master, I will watch the views and keep everyone from miss behaving.
[Yinghuo]: You do that, keep your girls happy if you please Hiro. For both our sakes.
And so came to be the Savior Liberation event for Battle Harem of the Heavenly sword.
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Diary 03 Skit
Battle harem headquarters.
[Raylene]: Everyone do you see?! The Saviors support our efforts! Even without cheating, we can release all 30 chapters! We still have 23 days!
[Hiro]: Darling, You are aware that Master's original estimate was six to seven chapters a week right? that's why he prepared 30 to begin with.
[Jade]: This is fine, husband. Less chapters release. More Priv stock. I hold Nine. I would delete comments just to keep all nine.
[Raylene]: Don't you even dare! I will soak your bandages in hot sauce if you do!
[Jade]: Shut up corpse. I will scrub toilet with your comb. Try me bish!
[Hiro]: Vanessa? are you okay? what are you doing over there?
[Vanessa]: ...It's my fault... it's my fault isn't it?... We got only 1 review...
[Hiro]: love? Are you alright? why are you curled up in a ball murmuring like that? Talk to me.
[Vanessa]: WE ONLY GOT 1 REVIEW!
*stands up turns to the audience and curtsies*
[Vanessa]: Count_Fro from the bottom of my heart, thank you for your review of Battle harem. It was so wonderful I read it every night before sleeping.
*Makes a flying kiss*
[Vanessa]: Thank you and I wish you find love in this life and the next!
*Eyes suddenly turn red*
[Vanessa]: As for the rest of you assholes! How hard is it to leave a review? I cannot believe you shits! Jade is 34 comments away from releasing a chapter! I thought you degenerates liked Yanderes! DO I HAVE TO STEP ON YOUR NUTS WITH MY SPIKEY SHOES FOR YOU ASSHATS TO LEAVE A REVIEW! GIVE THE BOOK A REVIEW OR I WILL COME FOR YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP!
*Pulls out a knife from her prosthetic arm!*
[Vanessa]: HELL, JUST WRITE "VANESSA SENT ME" AND ADD FILLER! HOW HARD IS THAT! I WILL .....Hmph...HMPH...
*Gets restrained by Hiro and dragged out of the room.*
[Raylene]: We apologize for that Saviors, as for me I would like to thank our PS top three. Thank you Kenneth_Reed_1903, AlohaXDaniel, Legitz! The three of them gave a total of [26] PS in Week 1. I am honored by your support. Please await our next adventures
[Jade]: I also thank comments top three. Thank you Count_Fro! Thank you Nickjr321! Thank you William_Tex! [17] comments just from you three. It made me happy. Although I'm fine even if no one comments, thank you so much.
*Whispers to audience*
[Jade]: Lene, happy for different reason. Our chapter results. Became best waifu battle. Lene currently leading. Winner gets story arc first. Pathetic.
[Raylene]: Jei! stop that! Also, it is only natural my story arc will go first. I am currently the best waifu in Battle harem! Fufufu!
[Jade]: Only for this week corpse... Only for this week...
[Raylene]: Please ignore the Jail bait in a pink hood over there. Thank you all for supporting Battle Harem of the Heavenly Sword. A reminder that we go premium in February and this event is the last chance to read 30 chapters ahead for free! I wish you all to remain safe Saviors! Farewell.
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Diary 04 Skit
Battle harem headquarters.
[Hiro]: Hmm, not going premium really hitting us now, all over novels are in the Win-Win rankings, some of them already hit 1M views!
[Raylene]: We should not get discouraged, darling. we already have a few loyal readers who leave comments and ps daily. When our book debuts in Win-win next month we can make up for lost time.
[Jade]: This all a waste of time. Hardly any comments. Still no rating. Need reviews.
[Hiro]: Wifey! don't say the R word around Nessa... eh?
*Vanessa gleefully skips around making happy noises*
[Raylene]: You look way better during the week Vanessa. What happened? Are you alright?
[Vanessa]: I am.
[Jade]: This is suspicious. Shrimp looked insane earlier. I hour later, happy? Sus.
[Raylene]: I agree. Let's go Jei, I want to ask Master what he said to her.
*The two leave and Hiro walks toward Vanessa*
[Hiro]: Love, you seem happy. Can you tell me why you are in such a good mood?
[Vanessa]: My love! come here! *Wraps around Hiro's arms and guides him to a seat.*
[Hiro]: So? I am happy if you are, but did Master say something to you?
[Vanessa]: Well, I felt horrible we didn't get reviews nor a rating, I asked the master if I could bot the ones needed instead of begging readers.
[Hiro]: He would have said no right?
[Vanessa]: He did, I complained that it was unfair my story needed to come last because of circumstances. I cried in front of Master and he gave me a condition instead.
[Hiro]: And? What did the master say?
[Vanessa]: Master said if the event fails to hit even 10 chapters for liberation, he will keep the waifu scoring but give me a consolation prize.
[Hiro]: I'm guessing the prize is what made you extremely happy then? What is it?
*Vanessa comes closer, putting Hiro's arm between her mounds, and whispers to his ear.*
[Vanessa]: He will change the first R18 chapter from a foursome to just the two of us. And I get to fuck your brains out and take ALL of your first times without any annoyances.
*Eyes turn red*
[Vanessa]: I am sooooooo looking forward to it my love. after all the girls and I finally enter the main narrative in volume 2.
[Hiro]: ... Oh..... *(Sweating inwardly)*
[Raylene & Jade]: YOU TOLD HER WHAT!!!!!!!
*Door slams open*
[Raylene]: Saviors! This is a grave situation! we need to unlock six chapters in two weeks! PLEASE HELP ME!
[Jade]: Please help! PS, Comments, views, reviews! We take them all. Shrimp cannot win!
[Vanessa]: Go one and beg them, girls. One way or another, this event will fail. I will make sure of it.
*Quickly runs away...*
[Hiro]: OY! NESSA! COME BACK HERE!
[Raylene]: AFTER THAT BIATCH!
And so the peace in the headquarters was once again broken.
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Diary 05 Skit
Battle harem headquarters.
[Vanessa]: HAHAHAHA we only got 6 chapters! Hiro's virginity is mine! Take that you bitches
[Jade]: The event ended early due to timing technicalities and the new year.
[Vanessa]: So? the deal was if the unlocks do not pass 10! A win is a win!
[Raylene]: I asked to master, and he said no. The deal only was binding if the event was completed in all four weeks.
*Vanessa turns red-eyed*
[Vanessa]: This is utter bullshit! I am going to complain to the master... My love? what are you looking at?
[Hiro]: Oh this? the drafts for Battle Harem's first commissioned art. I've been staring at this for six hours now, so beautiful.
[Girls]: ...
[Hiro]: ....? What? This is not cheating, you know? This is what you guys will look like in Volume two.
[Raylene]: I know but still, you looking at a porn mag while your wife is around is the same sin.
[Jade]: I look good in this. My breasts are huge.
[Vanessa]: What the hell? why are my boobs so small? Raylene and Jades' look like melons while mine looks like kiwis!
*Gets phone and dials Surya's Number*
[Vanessa]: Hello? Mister Surya? I am calling for the commissioned art for Battle Harem... Yes, that one... It has come to my attention that while I am extremely sexy. My chest area is severely lacking compared to my compatriots. Can you please give me a 2-cup size bust lift?
[Raylene]: She isn't serious right?
[Hiro]: At least she forgot about the event thing.
[Jade]: I look so sexy in this right husband?
[Vanessa]: Okay, thank you, Mister Surya. I will let Master know... Well, that is done with. The art is expected to finish drawing in Feb. A good thing I noticed my boobs. Crisis averted... What? What's with the condescending looks?
[Jade]: Please keep supporting the novel. The Battle harem of the Heavenly Sword. look forward to Volume two. More chapters. Our debut. Commissioned Art. and more. Farewell Saviors! May the Gospel Protect you!