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Chapter 20 - Women… •__• Hahahahaha •__•( am sorry my mom is female)

Alicia was having the time of her life as she invited all of her current life "friends" and listened to classical times music.

Since the marriage was canceled and she doesn't have to be together with that sociopathic

"thing"

She drank all the wine at the table, and her so-called "friends" looked at her in disdain and jealousy.

"Alicia, why are you so excited about this? Did you hit your head!? That's the most famous man in Verico!" asked Shasta

"I already have someone I love, and in my opinion, he is better than Fernando," replied Alicia, raising the wine and almost falling off the chair as her eyes darted without aim around the castle.

Shasta then snatched the wine from Alicia's wine with force.

"This is not befitting of the emperor's daughter, getting drunk like those uncivilized brutes!"

Shasta screamed in rage while pointing her finger at Alicia. It was almost as if she was… jealous.

"Oh, loosen up you… prude! If you want Fernando for yourself, you can have him. I can set you guys up," said Alicia, getting another wine and drinking it straight from the bottle. "I think I'm getting a bit fizz-!"

Alicia then fainted with a drunk smile.

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Avarice stood in front of the Elf queen as she looked at him with a motherly-like smile and greeted him.

"I hope you are enjoying your stay here, warrior,"

Avarice scratched the back of his head with a smile and said, "Yes, it's way better than where I am from. In my previous "home" there was just so much… pollution!"

"I am happy to hear that. However, I would like to know what you were doing in that… forest?"

The queen asked, her eyes slightly closing. Avarice did not feel anything wrong and said the course of events.

"You met Gods!? And two of them!?" Said the Queen in shock as she stood up.

'I guess that's not very common around here, hahaha!' Avarice laughed awkwardly, regretting he said that.

"I'll have to discuss this with the ancestors. I hope you enjoy your stay here… Chosen One," said the Queen, gracefully sitting down and staring at one of her confidants.

"Takahara Mahara, take him to better living quarters." said the Queen before standing up and going through the curtain at the rear.

'Well, this will be a very fun Arc," thought Avarice as he got escorted out of the palace.

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"You mean… he just disappeared?" asked Lin Fang to the woman bawling her eyes out in rage.

"We were just… talking, and suddenly his body started … breaking apart, then he just wasn't there anymore?" said Jane with her eyes red from crying.

"Am sorry about this," said Lin Fang, patting her on the back, but she held his hands and said, "Why must you place your hands on me!?"

"Oh, sorry old habits," said Lin feeling a bit embarrassed.

"I need to find him," said Jane, standing up and going to pick up a stone from the shelf.

"If you need help, I am here for you!" said Lin fang with a compassionate voice.

"Thank you, I appreciate it," said Jane as she walked out the door.

"Yes, if I make her happy, Sir will have no choice but to make me his apprentice!" thought Lin Fang with joy while clenching his fist.

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Dragonborn

Derrick followed the inquisitors as they entered each house and politely left after they got done searching.

He hid behind barrels, yarn, and people. In order to not get caught. He was like a thief in the daylight… or so he thought.

One of the inquisitors looked at the head inquisitor and whispered, "Sir, the scale has been glowing since we left. The Dragonborn is following us, and they are not very… professional"

"Don't alert them. I want to see the attitude of this 'Dragonborn'. If they are any different from the norm."

"Sir, one thing is for sure… they are not the brightest in the shed,"

"Were you not caught by your wife after you tried to flirt with her sister? in the same room!" said another inquisitor in disdain, "I won't let my wife catch me just like that. I would be more…'professional' "

"Wait, what do you mean by."

"Shut up, both of you," said the head inquisitor, "And I won't question what you mean by… professional. Although, I won't probe into your life. I want to tell you that Maria is a good woman, don't be a jerk, Lawrence."

"I-… yes, sir:"

They continued acting, and Derrick kept getting fooled.

"Get out of my house! can't you see I'm busy with my wife"

Another house

"Hello, hot bo-"

They closed the door and moved to the next house

"Sir, it was not me, I swear" the old man then pushed them and jumped through the window. "Fuck you, damn empire dogs, hahaha."

The inquisitor's faces palmed in secondhand embarrassment

"Wait, who-"

"We only want to search and leave! We don't want to stay in your shabby-looking house and have nothing to do with your ugly ahh wife!" screamed one of the inquisitors, holding the man by his collars.

"Ok… why are you so mean?" the man cried and ran out.

"Nofe, calm down," said Lawrence to the man, putting his hands on his shoulders.

"Shut up, Oshim, and get your hands off me, fucking pervert," said Nofe before entering the house with a grunt.

"Sir, how long do we have to do this?" Asked a random inquisitor, with tiredness in his tone.

"Enough to make our 'Dragonborn' lower their guards," said the Head inquisitor before walking inside.

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"Alright, woman! Start talking before I channel my inner Andrew Tate," said Adrian fiddling with a sword and using it as a… skateboard.

"My name is-" the woman was about to say before.

"It does not matter what your name is… woman," said Adrian before doing the rock's meme face. "And fuck you being my love interest, you gotta catch me for that,"

Adrain made a portal and jumped in.

The woman stared at the spot with a dumbfounded expression that soon turned to a raging one.

"Fuck you, you damn&:$ :$: $:&:& Bastard,"