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Chapter 2 - So this is a Cultivation Novel Now?

Alvin kept swimming upwards in hope of getting out of the water. Just when he thought he was going to survive, he was pulled downwards by a tentacle monster. After it pulled him down, the monster checked out every part of Alvin's body with its 10 tentacles, which made Alvin tear up underwater.

He began running out of breath and just when he thought that was his end, Shelly, the demon in disguise punched the river and all the water in the river got vaporized, including the tentacle monster. Miraculously, Alvin was unharmed throughout all this, physically that is.

The mental trauma of thinking he was going to drown weighed heavily in his mind, but he didn't have time to dwell on his thoughts. When he looked up and saw Shelly with her fist less than a foot from his head, he lowered his eyebrows in confusion.

"What the hell was that?" he asked. "You look kind of small and unassuming to be able to clear a whole river of its water."

She was shocked by her quick change in plans, and just responded with "I am saving your dumbass". With her chest puffed, she proudly declared.

"I am the great demon queen of the world of Verosh, and now you are to be my scout in this unfamiliar world".

Ataring at the little girl that seemed to be playing with him, decided to play along with her and responded with, "Sure your queenliness, I will totally be your scout" as he shrugged off the whole instance with the river, as just his wild imagination.

Meanwhile, on the East coast of the Really Sea, the young master of the Deng family was out for a stroll with his entourage.

"Hey out of the way!" His carriage driver screamed at a child that was standing in the middle of the road. He swung his whip at the child, however, the whip didn't make contact with the child's body, instead, the driver was pulled out of his seat and landed face-first on the road.

At the other end of the whip, a girl was standing. She looked like a goddess from the heavens. Her beauty was unparalleled throughout the land. This kind of jade beauty was one in a trillion in this world.

The carriage ran out of control without the driver in the seat. It headed out of sight. The coachman sat up in the dirt, brushing the dust off his clothes. Wondering what had just occurred.

The young master got out of the fallen carriage, his face distorted with rage. he screamed, "Courting death!!"

Another man also came out of the carriage, he was dressed in light Armour, ready to defend his lord with his life. "Do you know who he is??!! He is the Deng family's young master!" He screamed but showed a smug face at the end.

The jade beauty didn't move from her place, her face as cold as liquid Nitrogen. Her skin was akin to the fairest jade in the world, and her long and fair neck exuded the elegance of a swan. She had an ample ass and a full chest.

"I am the princess of Tilas", she solemnly said,

"And who are you to try and have one of your underlings wipe at me, he got what he deserved". While putting up this cold outer expression, inwardly she was shocked, as she was just in her palace in her world of Xinas, and now she randomly appeared on this world in front of this path.

Taking up her icy expression again she demanded "What world is this, so uncivilized and so primitive, tell me now!"

"Lady, I'm unsure of what you speak, and where is Tilas? The young master rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. Answering her question with a question. He was confused by what the princess had just asked him. His mind was trying to catch up from the carriage incident.

"You know what I am talking about you servant, Tell me where I AM!" she yelled out at this seemingly young master. "Again, crazy lady, I have no clue what Tilas is, be we are on the continent of Ibas", and starting to get mad at being looked down upon also started to yell," And you also ruined my carriage, and you're now going to have to pay for it!"

"Ayooooo the young master of the Deng family is at it again" the passerby saw the scene unfold and gathered around, along with many other normies.

"My father will pay for it" saying that, the jade beauty dissipated out of everyone's sight as if she didn't exist in the first place. "How am I going to find your father?!" the young master yelled but got no response.

After vanishing, she started to run into the woods since she needed to figure out how to get back to her castle. Racing, she eventually came up upon a river with what seemed like two children, that were dripping with water. Deciding to hide and watch the small children from a distance before figuring out what she should do, since kids are usually kind to her. Maybe they could help her out.

The children were gleefully splashing water and skipping stones. Their gelatinous flowing hair, one gold, and one silver were sparkling from the sun's rays like reflective jewels. Tilas became cautious. 'Why are these kids here? Alone. Curious.' she thought. She leaned forward from the shade and fell into the small river. The children looked over their shoulders at the sound of a huge splash. Tilas groaned and sat up, and then a rainbow trout started wiggling in her enormous hat. She sealed the hat's opening and smiled. "Finally dinner!" she boasted about her convenient catch without worry.

Alvin was sad and depressed from his earlier trauma. He was all slimy and stinky and wanted to take a bath. He looked at the river which was completely dried out.

'Wait, But we were just splattering water Just now. Where the fuck did the water go?" Alvin thought to himself in bafflement.

"But didn't shelly vaporize all the water? Then how come we were playing in the water just now? And how did it dry in just a moment?" Alvis thought and then muttered to himself under his breath, 'Fucking authors, do your job well jackasses. Don't fuck with me!'