Over at the southern coast of the Realli sea, there stood an empire, an empire so ancient that over its long reign, people have run out of strangers to reproduce with. As a result, every resident of that empire is related to each other in one way or another.
But on one fateful day, the tectonic plates under the empire shifted, drifting the empire with it. Connecting it to the rest of the world and marching toward the ending of the incest tradition.
"Shelly, I don't feel so well." Alvin was green around the gills, and his was spinning. Shelly watched as sweat developed on his brow. She reached for his hand. Alvin was feverish.
"what the hell happened to you!?" Shelly was shocked quite a bit, Alvin was just doing fine a moment ago, but now he looks like someone infected with a deadly virus.
Unbeknownst to both of them, "I Am Inevitable!" Whispered the source of Alvin's fever.
Alvin's body started to convulse. His skin started to fall off. Something was growing that replaced patches of his skin with weird plated shapes. Yellow and sienna orange gradients appeared on his arms and face. Alvin teared up and begged,
"Shelly h-help. It hurts." Shelly was flabbergasted and tried to calm him down by dabbing some wet cloth on his forehead to ease the fever.
"Why is it always a person wetting a cloth and thinking that is going to work?" The unknown voice spoke jokingly. Alvin laughed in pain noticing the irony,
"I know right, it's like the writers are just trying to make this a love scene or something."
The cloth Shelly used to dab Alvin's forehead was covered in blood.
"Alvin, I'm concerned you may be reacting to the tentacle." Alvin gazed at Shelly and did not respond. When she stared back into his eyes, they had turned solid black. More of the plates appeared, and he was growing a tail and what appeared to be wings from his spine. Alvin seemed as if he were about to vomit, and Shelly screamed when the fire erupted from Alvin's mouth. Shelly backed away from Alvin only to find she, too, had stepped on a dreaded trip fish.
Now you might be wondering, how could the Demon Queen, a mighty powerhouse in the universe, become victim to a trip fish. That is because she was summoned by an ordinary human, Alvin, and as a result, she couldn't bring all her powers to the human world. And the powers she could bring didn't regenerate back after use because of the lack of demonic energy in this world.
So as a result of her helping Alvin hunt the Jade beauty tentacle monster, she ran out of most of her powers. Now she can't kill any more jade beauty creatures, no matter how much she hates them
Unless a mysterious god helped her out of course. The binds of fate are unknown to most, and they could always help out an innocent victim. Quickly shaking off the trip fish, and purging the poison in herself, she found Alvin looking at her with concern. Little did these two know but that "trip" fish was a very special fish that allowed one to see the singular nature of the person. So who knows what will happen in the future?
up above the clouds, in the unreachable parts of the world where gods reside, a cute small cat was laying around lazily. Even though it looked like a cat you could find anywhere, it had an aura of transcendence around it. Its fur was jade white, and so was its skin. Even though it can be compared to jade, no jade beauty in existence could come close to this cat's level of jadedness. Even though it looked like it was lazing around, no creature that lived in the residence of the gods was simple.
"So you dare to kill one of my toys? let's see how you are dealt with," The cat smirked wickedly, but even that seemed cute in its jade face.
But the cat could only be understood if you fed it a fish poboy. So the cat was known as the God of Poboys. It purrs and rolled about without a care in the world. "Ah, that Demon Queen sure knew how to party. Now she is weak as a kitten. Purrfect." Said the cat, rolling its eyes as it lays down by the Oceans of the Mortals, Perciphnea. In the God Realm of Jho MahMa, the cats were simple protectors. Except for the God of Poboys. "Ugh, I hope the poison kills that little weak zygote of a shit fart." God hissed at Alvin. Alvin felt a sneeze coming and thought, 'Sussy of someone to be talking about me right now as I am dying like a used ragdoll for baseball practice.'
Back with the Jade mouse gang, they all seem to still be going somewhere. The Gangnum empire was an isolated place, however ever since it merged with the other continents, many adventures we're racing to go to that continent. It was a fresh continent that was untouched by their kind, what types of treasures could they find there?!
But unfortunately, fate seemed to show its cruel hand to these "poor" mice, as mouses became the attention of the jade god cat. Deciding to test a poison on them first, she quietly appeared before the mice and, before they could even move, irradicated them with a deadly poison. This "sadly" ended the lives of all the mice there, as they went to mice heaven to beg for retribution from the mice god. Who sadly declined the mice as they were not any different from the other billions of mice that he overlooked.
However, when he was going back to his room in disappointment, he saw a shining piece of high-quality jade on top of a table in the room. "What?? How could this be here? This is extremely precious high-quality jade worth in the millions!"
It was Imperial Jade from Burma, the world's finest. The color was milky white. Young master Deng was so excited. It was true. The Jade beauty kept her word and paid for the damaged coach. "I will buy my racing carriage with the extra money," he muttered. The Jade beauty wasn't such a bad goddess after all."
Suddenly his father popped out of nowhere and snatched the Jade of young master Deng's hand. "Wha?" "This is probably the compensation provided by that jade goddess, we stuck it rich this time!"