XH 2 THIS IS A FUCKING CROSSOVER
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'wait... harry potter didn't have any gods... IS THIS A FUCKING CROSSOVER?'
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walking quickly past luna he continues towards the great hall with even more fervor.
'i am NOT touching anything godly till I have more strength... much less anything to do with Aphrodite.'
entering the great hall Alex looks around and finds a scant few early risers eating their breakfast happily. 'i don't know how any of these people wake up that fucking early... I know for a fact some of them study all night to 3 am in the morning so what the Fuck.'
sitting down he quickly grabs his favorite pumpkin juice. biting into it he quickly spits it all out.
'what the fuck that tasted awful, system why did my pumpkin juice taste that horrible.'
'oh come on what's next his taste in women affecting me?' asks Alex while he grabs a cup of water.
*PFF*
"HEY WHAT THE HELL." screams a completely drenched blonde in front of him.
Hitting her with a drying spell he quickly apologizes "I AM SO SORRY."
what Alex forgot to do was use his wand and used wandless magic... something that would totally not come up later in the story. :p
"uh... ok?" the girl answers confusedly not having enough time to get fully mad.
'i didn't ask you for that system'
DESCRIPTION: you've gotten a girl wet... no matter how... unorthodox? it was you who did it so here's your reward. REWARD: LUST TOUCH- the longer you touch someone the lustier they become... BEWARE that sleeping with someone for longer than 8 hours at a time can permanently make them addicted to you if not turned off. TOGGLE ABLE.> 'what... the... Fuck... okay so I have the horny touch now.' Alex thinks while trying his hardest to ignore the blonde looking right at him. "your name is alex, right? the silent kid." says the blonde. "I know you cleaned me of your spit but why'd you spit all over me." she asks with obvious confusion. "I just got surprised... OF YOUR BEAUTY... yes of your extreme beauty." 'no way am I saying that I was surprised of my kinks being very similar to some random guy.' "oh okaaay... don't do that shit again... people won't forgive you as easily as me." standing up the blonde walks away. 'Okay, not the best first impression but hopefully the last time I see her... like ever.' finishing up his breakfast he notices Dumbledore standing up to make an announcement. *CLINK CLINK* he hits his wine glass. "STUDENTS ID LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT TODAY WE'LL BE WELCOMING OTHER SCHOOLS INTO THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT, WHAT ID LIKE TO REMIND IS TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR" looks at the Weasley twins. " WE'LL BE WELCOMING THEM AT 7 IF ANYONE WISHES TO ATTEND." and with that, he swaggers away. deciding to use the rest of his weekend doing something productive Alex leaves the great hall. 'the forbidden forest would be a honest to god goldmine with my devour skill... if it works as I think.' heading through excitable teens he finally arrives at the main door for the castle. opening it up Alex couldn't help but think. 'this bitch legit needs all my arm strength to be open who the fuck thought this was a good idea?' walking towards the forest he sees a huge ass tentacle go up through the black lake. 'wonder if they remove him during the second task... hmm maybe?' asking the real questions over here. entering the forbidden forest the first thing he noticed was how underwhelming entering felt and the second was the system. DESCRIPTION:rule breaking is fun right? do it more. REWARD: RULE-BREAKER (consumable)- anything can be broken. want to break reality? YOU CAN DO IT! want to break an unbreakable sword? BREAK IT! anything can be broken.> ... 'okay I'm not using that unless something huge happens' deciding that a potential world-destroying item would be better to not use all willy-nilly. 'now that I'm inside here it's time to start hunting.' using his wandless magic he forces the animal trails to be visible. following the trail he finds a beautiful light brown deer, getting near it Alex gets ready to fire a stunner. *CRACK* 'FUCK.' as soon as Alex got near enough to fire a shot he steps on a tree branch causing the mother of all cracks to happen. the deer looks up and looks right at Alex as if to mock him it licks its lips and gallops away. *fires a stunner* *misses* 'Okay, so I gotta do this more professionally.' putting a silencing spell on his feet that lasts longer than the regular invisibility. he follows another trail, finding what could be a beautiful pack of wolves Alex thinks better of that. 'yeah nah yeah nah this is not a fight I wanna start.' deciding to follow another trail he ends up finding what would be the surprise of his life, a dying unicorn. 'what in the Fuck... wait wouldn't devouring it cause me to get that half-dead curse?' 'hmm it seems to be almost dead... fuck it.' getting near it Alex grabs a stick and pokes it with the stick he picks up off the ground and gets no response. 'fuck it's probably almost if not dead if I'm gonna go through with this I better do it now.' quickly pressing devouring on his system he feels as if he'd become the center of a cyclone everything in a 10 meter radius gets sucked right into him causing a mass spam of notifications to appear. 'well thats something.' thinks Alex while looking at himself. .... SECOND CHP