very low level NSFW CHP
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"mmm don't worry nargles repellent if you wish to touch you can." hearing this alex couldn't help but think that fuck fanfics don't give lunas randomness credit.
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grabbing a handful alex, grabs on allowing him to walk inside the common room without accidentally dropping her. 'very nice ass I gotta say.' entering he asks luna. "um I want to go sleep I don't know where you want to be dropped off." luna looking up from her place she looks into his eyes searchingly.
"you can drop me off on your bed, it seems to be nargles free." and with that she lays her head back down as if the decision was final.
deciding that no matter what luna wasn't that crazy. 'she's probably gonna bolt as soon as I bring her into my room.' taking her up the stairs to his room he opens it up to find a extremely OCD approved room.
putting down luna on his bed she quickly enters under his covers and if that wasnt enough she removes the shirt she had on. "let's go to sleep nargles repellent." says a completely oblivious luna.
'ok she's 100% craxy... I like this crazy.' Deciding to just fuck it he quickly removes his clothes and puts on his sleepwear and enters his bed. being engulfed as soon as he enters the bed alex notices 1 peculiarity... his hand was trapped right next to her pussy... and she was very wet.
falling asleep alex only remembers 1 of his fingers entering her and a very nice moan being his reward. "MMM!... nice... nice." says a sleepy luna.
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'hmm? whats this squishy stuff' *squish* "MMM AH, OH ALEX DO IT ROUGHER." Comes a extremely beautiful half husky and half dreamy voice from right next to him. opening his eyes he face to face with a blushing luna. "my... my... alex seems to like it a little rough don't you... I like it."
hearing the arousing voice alex knew one thing... that was not luna. "who are you" 'luna didn't seem to be the type to say this yesterday.'
"oh lover boy... mmm... my names luna lovegood or i am what lovegood here should have been. sadly it was not to be, you see lovegoods were first created by the goddess of love Aphrodite to see how beautiful she could make someone. sadly she succeeded and made the first lovegood, seeing something even she thought was more beautiful then her she cursed it to be seen as nothing more as the plainest of plain.
while she was at it she cursed our family to be nothing but airheads till we find someone to love... which that bitch forced us to love whoever first gives us sexual pleasure."
looking at alex as if he was a piece of meat she'd love to eat she turns around and grabs the old shirt he wore yesterday. *sniffs* "your old clothes smell divine."
'ok i have a Aphrodite curse on my hand... wait.' taking out one of the potions he won yesterday he tells her. "I have this and it'll dispel the curse you have." shaking the precious potion as if to entice her, he offers it. "it's extremely strong and will probably destroy your forced love for me."
"me loving you isn't a part of the curse... it's just biological? and if you wish to know why I'm not as beautiful as what I described the first lovegood... the lovegood family barely has any true lovegood blood in it. so your potion wont do anything...maybe free my future offspring from being air heads and unattractive to all? I'd like to not gain Aphrodites attention if she notices the curse breaking" looking at herself she quickly puts on alexs shirt. "I'll see you later lover boy."
Watching luna leave alex couldn't help but think. 'do the robs that make the systems add in protagonist halos? because that was too lucky.' Standing up from his bed he goes gets his shower supplies for his morning shower.
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getting out of the shower alex gets a system prompt.
checking the timestamp it seemed to be from yesterday night. 'I was probably asleep when I got this... no wonder I didn't notice it.'
REWARD: friendly aura. DESCRIPTION: causes people to see you in a extremely good light.> pressing the accept button he notices nothing different. deciding to ignore that alex leaves the common room. walking around all he could hear was the sheeple talk about harry 'cheat' potter, with all this talk you'd think he'd killed a pregnant woman. 'if these annoyances used this much energy on actually doing magic then we'd have actual competent wizards.' walking near a pair of gossiping witches he notices them stop and wave at him... 'guess this friendly aura does do something.' heading down towards the great hall he notices a lonely harry walking through groups of people pointing at him and saying shit. 'this feels even stupider in real life... god I have to leave this place fast before the stupid infects me.' .... entering the great hall he notices right away luna still wearing her luna accessories. 'I thought I fixed that... maybe I'm thinking all this wrong. yes she might have lost her airheadedNess but she could still like her butter bear earings and shit.' walking up to her he sees her look straight at him as if she could sense when he came near, sitting next to her he feels her lean onto his arm. "hey luna." he whispers. "you won't believe what happened alex, you know how everyone's very outraged that harry got to be the schools fourth champion?" luna whispers excitingly to alex. "of course... if harry potter isn't in a new scandal then this isn't hogwarts, whats new?" while alex knew that today would probably be the start of the harry bullying he didn't know how big it'd be. "hm hm, there's these pins dracos passing around that say potter stinks and so far the professors seem to be ignoring it." luna starts to mock whisper now. "my old memories of this place seem accurate then. no matter the amount of bullying they just don't care... very awful. on other news and more important one, alex I didn't really think to ask but where did you get a potion capable of destroying godly curses... and how do you know it works?" she asks while twirling her hair... that seemed to have little fake carrots in it. Grabbing one he feels it and notices it's fake... "why luna don't we all have secrets? figure it out." as if to mock her he gives her a challenge he knew would be impossible. "oh loverboy I'd better get a reward for this... take my virginity." luna says confidently... until the last part that she whispers. "oh god is Alex talking with somebody?!" alex hears causing him to look up and see a group of the most mishmash people you could find, a stereotypical nerd, sex on legs, hair with legs, and a jock with more muscle then he thought possible. "he he is... and luna no less." Comes from a freckled kid with very old school glasses. "color me surprised silent alex finally has a friend." says the overly muscular jock. 'I knew who these people were... they tried to befriend me into there little group... but my old self hated talking with people so he alienated them.... if I remember right the sex on legs chicks name is cleopatra or cleo as her friends call her.' "~~oh you guys now my master~~" says luna in a sing song voice. as soon as she finished speaking all of us froze and robotically turned towards her. "what?" ×5 ... this was the first explanation but then i took a shower and thought... isnt this something Aphrodite would do? it's obviously not finished and I kinda didn't even go over it to check for miss spells 'oh lover boy... I am luna lovegood... or more accurately I'm her cursed self... all love goods have a alter ego whenever they experience anything sexual they'll unless us... there better selves. the old lovegoods were cursed for being to good as sex and stealing husbands so a bunch of wives came together and cursed the lovegood family. now all lovegoods become extremely undesirable to men and they lose focus on everything. while the witches did there magic they... kinda messed up? and now just a touch of se