CH 1 REINCARNATION and LUNA
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OUT IN THE INFINITE VOID THERE APPEARS ONE LONELY SOUL.
THE SOUL WHICH LASTED A THOUSAND YEARS INSIDE THE VOID WOULD SURELY BE SPECIAL AND IT WAS.
THE ONLY NONE ■□■□ SOUL WITH THE ABILITY TO PROTECT ITSELF FROM THE VOID.
WHILE FLOATING THROUGH THE VOID A ANCIENT POWER ACTIVATED.
THE ANCIENT POWER WHILE EXTREMELY POWERFUL WAS MADE WITH ONE THOUGHT IN MIND, AND THAT WAS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OF ■□■□.
MADE TO REINCARNATE SOULS JUST FOR THERE ENTERTAINMENT IT DID IT'S JOB FAITHFULLY... UNTIL THE BEINGS THAT CREATED IT THEMSELVES DISAPPEARED AND IT LOST ITS FLOW OF SOULS CAUSING IT TO STOP AND LAY DORMANT WAITING FOR A FUTURE SOUL TO REINCARNATE.
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WOULD SOUL LIKE TO PROCEED?> "So I finally get my op isakai...yes I'd love to proceed" HAPPY REINCARNATION ENTERTAINMENT- ROBS> 'Ah yes robs... whatever.' Deciding that he wouldn't waste his new life thinking of a bunch of creeps he focuses on the hole his soul was being sucked into. .... Waking up to a old grandfatherly voice announcing something that seemed important kyle just slumps his head down as a bunch of new memories of his life as kyle appear. 'AGH why can't reincarnation be smooth and painless.' DESCRIPTION: you've somehow managed to gain a new life... probably don't waste it? REWARD: 2 potions of complete healing- as long as someone's body hasn't started decomposing these potions will revive them and heal all of all curses, injuries, and illnesses no matter how strong.> 'Thats... actually extremely powerful.' Looking up from where he was at he was slumped down he sees a old grandfatherly man...dumbledore? Announcing about chosen champions. "THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR" he announces dumbledore with flourish. he reaches his arm out to the goblet of fire. *puff* "THE DURMSTRANG CHAMPION IS... VICTOR KRUM... THE BEAUXBATON CHAMPION IS... FLEUR DELACOUR... THE HOGWARTS CHAMPION IS... CEDRIC DIGGORY." Dumbledore waves around is if he did the grandest thing imaginable. Alex seeing dumbledore go around acting like a announcer he just waited for the shitshow that was about to happen. 'dumbledore seems even more cringe irl..' " NOW THAT WE HAVE OUR CHAM-" *PUFF* is if the slip of paper that appeared was a death sentence for all everyone goes deathly silent. dumbledore grabbing the slip of paper from the air he looks at it and is if a hawk looks right at harry. "harry potter... HARRY POTTER *silence* HARRY POTTER." seeing Hermione push harry from his seat really made it obvious that harry had 0 friends. 'harry right now is just dumbledores potter... sad for him he's next to prime waifu material but with his head so up Dumbledores ass... sad man very sad.' watching harry walk down the great hall really showed how sheep like the wizarding folk are. you could hear people calling him a cheat and a fraud all his small journey towards Dumbledore. watching Dumbledore shoo him towards the door all champions entered. 'and like a sheep he follows daddy dumbles instructions.' "NOW WE HAVE OUR CHAMPIONS MAY EVERYONE HEAD TOWARDS THERE HOUSES COMMON ROOMS, ITS GOTTEN AWFULLY LATE." turning briskly dumbledore and the other headmasters head towards the door the champions entered.as soon as the headmasters were somewhat inside the room the great hall exploded with discussions. "HE'S A CHEAT." "HE'S BARELY 14" "DUMBLEDORES HELPING HIM GET ATTENTION." "I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A ATTENTION WHORE." "HOW'D HE DO IT?!" Deciding he had better things to do then hear children get triggered like future twitter users he stands up and walks out of there. 'Ain't nobody have time for twitter outrage.' Standing from his spot he walks out of the great hall. Heading towards the ravenclaw common room he goes through moving stairs, puzzling corridors, and secret passages. Finally arriving infront of the common room he finds a small blonde in front of the door wearing nothing but a oversized shirt. 'Luna lovegood... why the fuck are some charecters extremely attractive here... the movie version of her was like cute if you looked hard enough but this one is,.. fucking hot.' Seeing luna turn towards him he looks down and sees she wearing nothing under her shirt... a very see through shirt. "Oh a new friend Would you be so nice to ask the door to open... it seems to ignore me.. it seems to be under control of nargles... poor door." Hearing the extremely beautiful girl talk in a very dreamy voice... was very arousing. This luna was a small thing barely up to his shoulders with creamy pale skin and big blue eyes... and very big tits for her size. "Doesn't the door just give a riddle if you get close to it.? Just give it any random answer and itll open up." Walking up to the door the knocker opens its mouth and spouts a riddle. "With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?" A sing song voice says from inside the knocker. "A dick." Watching the door open he couldn't help but roll his eyes. 'So much work to load in millions of riddles but not adding the function to see if the answers are correct or not... typical wizarding world. "See very easy." He tells the blonde, Looking as if alex had the answers to the universe luna looks at him and opens her mouth. "the nargles don't bother you... become my nargles repellent." As soon as luna finish her sentience she grabs onto his sides and jumps onto him like a koala. Being very suprised alex grabs onto her to be stabilized. Feeling very soft and supple skin it doesn't take a genius to know what he grabbed onto. 'This is grade A ass... wait why the fuck is she grabbing onto me?!' "wait luna let go." "mmm don't worry nargles repellent if you wish to touch you can." hearing this alex couldn't help but think that fuck fanfics don't give lunas randomness credit. ..... FIRST CHP