Diary entry 17: I don't want to be a goddess!
Dear diary, for some ungodly reason people are worshiping me and I don't like it. They come up to me and ask me to bless them or they ask me to perform miracles or worse just ask me what they should do!
People should not need a higher power to tell them not to be a dick!
(A month after the death of Voldemort)
Momoko was standing in the middle of a park with a lot of people surrounding her, she had wanted to relax and hang out in the park with some of her friends but of course due to her brilliant idea for the whole world to see the fall of Voldemort most people now thought she was a goddess especially after she rocked the world with her 'greef'.
Within the last month an entire religion had been created around her and no matter how much she told people she wasn't a goddess they wouldn't listen.
"Please child of light, what are your words of wisdom, please direct your flock!" Some fancy dressed man said bowing before her.
"Why do you all need me to tell you what to do? I mean I'm not like the Christian God, I won't give you a thousand metaphors to try and tell you not to be a dick!" Momoko said trying to keep her cool and not go off on everyone around her.
"Is that all?" One of the people in the crowd said.
"You know what you want a list of rules, you got it! One, child predators or those who abuse children should be killed. Two, all rapists should have their balls and dick ripped off if they are male and if they're a female have their bits sewn shut! Three, now killing in self defense or to protect others are okay but outright going out of your way to kill someone for any other reason is not! Also you should only steal if it is literally a matter of survival, you should also try to help when you can, like for instance if you see a homeless person instead of giving him money why don't you buy him some food or if you can hire him and try and change his life around? And finally racism is bad I don't see how it should even be a thing as if you cut literally any human on the planet they bleed red like everybody else!" Momoko said at least hoping to at least get some good out there.
"What if you're married or in a relationship and the other cheats on you?" The same voice from before said
"Well then you should dump that cheater like hot rocks!" Momoko said with a stern look before yelling "and that is all you're getting from me today so leave me alone so I can actually enjoy my holiday with my friends!"
The crowd started dissipating as she breathed a sigh of relief, happy that she didn't have to worry about them for a while.
As she got back to the campsite she saw her friends Hermione and Harry along with most of the other Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws.
"So should we address you as our goddess now?" the Weasley twins said with a smirk.
"No and by no I mean hell no!" Momoko said sternly.
Hermione scooted over next to her. "Are you sure you're okay Momoko?" Hermione said with worry and her voice for the younger girl.
"No not really… I miss him and because I was careless and didn't double tap Tom Albus died…" Momoko whispered just loud enough for her friends to hear her as tears ran from her eyes and her hair and bow looked like it was drooping.
"Nonsense, anyone in your position would think that Voldemort would have died in that attack!" A Stern elderly voice said from behind Momoko.
"Professor McGonagall!" Everyone cried at once, even Momoko as she turned around to look at the teacher.
"Bu-bu-" Momoko tried to catch her footing in the conversation.
"No butts young lady you may not be a Gryffindor anymore but you are still one of my cubs and I know for a fact Albus does not blame you at all." Professor McGonagall said as Momoko rubbed the tears from her eyes and nodded her head.
After that the picnic party got into full swing, everybody celebrating the death of Voldemort.
As night soon fell everybody started disappearing until only a few people were left, that being Harry, Hermione and Momoko.
Momoko laid on the grass looking up at the stars as she could feel in her very soul it was almost time for her to move on but not quite yet she had a few more things to do.
In a flash of pink she disappeared.
(In the highlands of Scotland near Hogwarts hours later)
A flash of pink went off as Momoko stood in front of a massive grave.
"Hello Albus… I probably won't be coming back for some time and I just wanted to let you know I miss how we used to go out and try new candies together both magical and Muggle… I wanted to let you know that you taught me that I shouldn't let my knowledge from my core universe paint the people I meet on my travels. Finally I wanted to let you know I'm sorry that you died saving me…" Momoko said with tears running down her face as she sat there placing some lemon drops in a bowl next to his grave and spent a few hours fine-tuning the defenses she put on his grave.
[Time to departure 2 minutes!]
"What?! That's not much of a warning!" Momoko yelled out as she quickly typed out a message to Harry telling him she's about to leave the universe.
[Time to departure 5 seconds]
Momoko disappeared from the universe right after she sent her message saying goodbye.
(With Harry Potter)
"What!?" Harry yelled out as he read the message Hermione right next to him.
"What is it?" Hermione asked more like demands.
"Momoko has been pulled from the universe…telling me to tell everyone she said bye." Harry said with sadness in his voice.
"We will keep this world safe…"
And with that the years in this universe went on with Harry and Hermione creating a school for light elementals called the hyper blossoming school of light. The twins thinking it was good fun told Momokos religion of the light child had returned to the heavens and that they should spread her word far and wide, with the spread of her 'word' racism was quickly being stamped out along with a lot of child predators being killed… funnily enough a lot of prisoners in penitentiaries across America had taken up her religion and any chomo convicted did not live to see the next day once they entered.
Due to rumors Momoko spread a new myth was born that if someone brought sweets and put it in the bowl next to albus's grave it would give them good luck…of course what really happened to the sweets is that they disappeared into the bowl as she had made a ward that uses sweets to power them and protect his grave.
(???)
"Seems that brats 'religion' has unintentionally made a light barrier around that universe…" HIM practically growled out as he looked at the barrier, a floating mirror behind him.
"Hah! Didn't even mean to and she fucked you over." A voice from the mirror said, sounding incredibly amused.
"BE QUIET!" HIM Roared, turning and glaring at the mirror.
"What're you gonna do? You can't touch me unless you let me out!" The mirror stated, the smug grin evident in the voices tone.
"I could banish you to a dying world!" HIM threatened.
The voice merely laughed. "You wouldn't let me out of your sight. Somehow, I'd get free, make myself more bullshit, and then come back to kick your ass properly if you sent me somewhere that was dying." They said confidently. "If I don't find something in the world, the mirrors protections will take all the damage for me and allow me to slip free!"
HIM growled, disappearing in a black flash.