Diary entry 18: I didn't mean to kill ozai!
Dear diary, first things first I didn't mean to kill burnt chicken Ozai and wreck Cannon, honest! It was an accident! On another note I am now the obsession of Zuko and the mortal enemy of that crazy blue fire bitch… second it seems thanks to the supposed to be fried chicken Lord being dead Uncle iroh ascended to be the new fire Lord pretty much completely halting the war.
On the other hand I really don't understand his decision to adopt me even though I gained an unheard of bending ability for killing fried Chicken king ozai.
None of this is my fault, it's whoever's in charge of my world travel for dropping me right in the middle of the Agni Kai that would have given Zuko a scar!
(Fire Nation Agni kai arena)
Two people were in a rectangular arena. "And Pain will be your teacher-" The shadowed, taller of the two said. He move, flame beginning to erupt… when abruptly, Momoko popped into being in front of him.
Now, one could say a lot of things about Momoko, but one is certainly true. That is, if someone attacks her out of nowhere, usually her first instinct is to strike right back. She half turned, striking out with a fist.
To literally alls surprise, instead of contacting with her fist and pulverizing the man with her strength, instead a roaring white flame erupted. It instantly disintegrated the formerly shadow figured man, leaving his body-less legs to flop backwards.
Moments later, Momoko looked around. "Sorry, was he important?" She questioned, eyes roaming the crowd.
[Achievement unlocked: Fuck fate, Avatar The last Airbender edition: destroy a crucial part of the Avatar storyline!
Reward: Plasma bending]
While the arena watchers seemed to be in shock, Momoko was testing out her new bending powers. "This is fun!" She said happily, letting instinct guide her into making a bunch of shapes out of the white plasma in the air.
A bunch of faceless soldiers abruptly came in, faces obscured by a skull like insert to their helmets. Getting a mischievous thought, Momoko tilted her head. "Do you wanna play with Momoko too?"
"Enough!" A wise, elderly voice called. "Stand down, all of you." the old man walked up to the girl playing with what he assumed was liquid fire. "Would you mind telling me how you came to be here and why you killed my brother?"
"Well I don't really know why I ended up here and I didn't mean to kill your brother. I didn't know I would gain the ability to bend like you humans can when I was sent here!" Momoko said quickly and blushing brightly as she rubbed the back of her head, the entire crowd started whispering amongst each other with a few phrases being heard.
"She must be a spirit."
"What does she mean by us humans?"
"Did you see her fire? No human could do that!"
The old man was deep in thought as he worked over the options he had, on one hand he could let her go on her way and hope someone won't convince her to be a threat to the fire Nation, another was that he should keep an eye on her which gave him new options, one of them was trying to subdue her which he doubted any of them could if what she did to Ozi was an accident on the other seeing how young she was he could easily convince the nation that she was brought here to be adopted by the spirits.
"How would you like to live with me in the castle? It would be nice to have a daughter as bright and cheerful as you around." The old man said even if he was a little nervous, he hid it well.
"Wait what do you mean by Castle Are you royalty or something?" Momoko asks with a tilt of her head, everyone there nearly face planted when they heard that.
"I will temporarily take the throne of fire Lord as my nephew and niece are too young to take the throne." The old man said with a sweat drop.
"Which ones are they? I kind of like to say sorry for killing their dad…" Momoko asks as she was feeling guilty for orphaning two children.
This made the old man feel relieved. "My name is iroh what is yours? And do you like tea?" Iroh questioned.
"My name is Momoko Akatsutsumi, the first and only plasma Bender!" The young girl said with a thumbs up pose.
"Uncle, why are you taking in this upstart that murdered me and zuzus father?! She should be put to death!" The little girl exclaimed.
"Azula hush!" Iroh said harshly, shocking the kids but azula especially.
"Yeah it's not like any of you have the firepower to actually beat me, show of hands who here can bend the stuff that makes up the Sun?" Momoko said, raising her hand looking around for anybody else. "And to be honest I actually didn't mean to kill your daddy but I'm not going to cry for it after all I don't cry for the stupid~"
"Now now young one, boasting like such is not something one should do." Iroh said, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Come with me. I will show you to your new quarters…"
"I know you're curious why I called your brother stupid… to be honest war is the least effective way of taking over the world." Momoko said as she started following him.
"Hmmm and how would you have gone about taking over the world?" Iroh said as he tried to get a feel of her mentality.
"Not that I'd want to as ruling the world is too much trouble but if I was going to try to take over the world I'd do it by controlling the economy, like for instance I start up a supermarket where you can buy anything and everything and then I'd hire waterbenders to use to keep things cool and preserved I'd hire firebenders to cook food, earthbenders to move all of my goods around, and that's just how I would start my conquest…" Momoko said thinking about how Walmart or Disney would have taken over the world if it wasn't for the law preventing them from making a monopoly. "Luckily I'm lazy and I don't want to rule."
Iroh thought deeply on this and he likened Momoko to an ember-cat, just like with them she was lazy and seemed to do what she wanted to do not what other people told her. But something told him there was something on a deeper level.
They finally made it to a set of double doors and iro pushed one of them open, he watched as her eyes opened wide and joy and excitement as she zipped inside of the room and started looking all around.
"This is so cool I didn't expect this much luxury in this world!" The girl yelled out with excitement as she flopped onto the bed with a content smile on her face and she rubbed her face on the soft pillows.
'maybe she is the spirit of an ember cat?' Iroh thought to himself with a sweat drop.
(???)
"And how is it going, Boomy dear?" HIM questioned one of the clones of the being trapped in the mirror.
"I've found Mary Sue, and this 'god' guy offered me more power to help beat up some blonde kids!" He said excitedly.
"Kiiiiids?" HIM questioned, humming. "There should only be one… oh, well. I'll make sure to add my own little spice to your empowerment, sweetie. Make sure you can beat that little girl however you want~"
Boomer did a very disturbing laugh at that. "You're going to lose!" The voice of the being in the mirror called, HIM hastily shutting the connection.
"I told you TO STOP DOING THAT!" HIM roared at the mirror. The being in the mirror simply sent a raspberry in response, laughing at HIMs roar of rage, knowing he couldn't do anything to stop the trapped being annoying him.