Diary entry four: The first month of Hogwarts.
School, I have found out in any world, is boring as hell!
You'd think magical schooling would be interesting… Nope, it's just as boring as normal school and quite frankly some of the teachers don't even try to make it interesting.
Case in point the greasy bastard himself. First thing he did after walking into his class was try and enter my mind. Well, that didn't turn out very well for him considering the gamer's mind is pretty much an indestructible shield. He was extra grumpy after that. He should have known better after the sorting hat couldn't read my mind.
The sickly sweet toad on the other hand is by far the most stupid and sadistic person I have ever met, and that includes my ex from my last life!
The only two classes out of the entire school that I actually enjoyed was professor McGonagall and professor flitwick. But I pick things up too quickly for their taste.
Hogwarts Castle sorting.
Momoko didn't have to wait long for her name to be called as they used last names alphabetical order, she walked up and stood beside her favorite Hogwarts professor, not only because she was a badass but she literally took no shit from anyone and that had earned Momoko's respect in her first life and she couldn't wait to see her take down Umbicth and real life.
Best professor McGonagall: "Akatsutsumi Momoko!"
Monoko was practically dancing all the balls of her feet as she was about to get sorted. As soon as she sat down and had the hat placed on top of her head she heard the hat say something that surprised everyone.
The sorting hat: "I cannot peer into this child's mind!"
Momoko in her mind: "Shit shit shit shit shit shit! How am I going to explain this!?"
Monoko had a brilliant idea as she heard The whispers picking up.
Momoko: "That may be because of the passive abilities of my white aura!"
Gandalf the dripless: "You cannot turn it off!?"
Momoko: "I can't turn off the passive abilities as long as I have even an iota of magical energy the passive abilities will be on."
Momoko said this with a sheepish smile before asking.
Momoko: "Can I just go and sit with Harry?"
Momoko secretly loved the fact that she had stumped all of the professors. She could also see the gears practically turning in Dumbledore's head as he weighed the pros and cons of putting her in Gryffindor. Momoko knew what he was thinking, because on the plus side putting her in Gryffindor would have a big chance of getting her attached to the light family under his control and giving him a way to spy on her, thus giving him a way to control her. But, on the downside he had realized she was very stubborn and loved making a fool of people that pissed her off.
Finally, Dumbledore came to a decision.
Dumbledore: "I think we can all say it took great courage to stand up and take responsibility for killing a Dementor along with the act itself, so I think she shall be placed in Gryffindor!"
Momoko, on the outside looked surprised, but on the inside she was dancing with joy.
Momoko made her way and plucked down across from Harry, completely ignoring the pink toad as she started her speech.
Momoko: "Hey Harry, have you gotten any better on the wandless magic?"
Harry: "Not really, it's a lot harder than you make it look. How did you even figure out how to make lasers with your eyes!?"
Hermione: "Wait, she's done WHAT!?"
Momoko: "I mean it's really not that hard. You people just use that crutch too much."
Momoko said this in a dead pan, causing Hermione's left eye to twitch.
Momoko and the golden trio continued to talk throughout the feast completely ignoring the pink toad. Momoko had already been making preparations to create a study group with her and Harry as the teachers.
Finally, after the feast she was led up to the third year girls dormitory. Momoko could describe the girls in her dorm room with one word :dumbasses: because they would not shut up about anything and everything she knew of Harry Potter. The next morning, Momoko woke up at five and floated into the bathroom. She, of course was doing this to level up her flying skill. She didn't even touch the ground until she had already made it to the Great Hall and sat down to eat.
An hour later, the first of the faculty and students started actually making it to the Great Hall where she was already enjoying different dishes as they could see some of every kind of breakfast food in front of her. Finally near the end of breakfast Harry, Hermione and Ron sat down next to her, she nodded to them as she continued eating with her chopsticks. Her new body was Japanese after all.
Hermione: "How long have you been up?"
Momoko: "Since around five…"
Momoko said this after swallowing a bite of food before quickly going back to eating. She had, early on, found out that she was not 100% her old self from her past life. She had gained the nervous ticks and subconscious habits of the real Momoko. She didn't really mind this at all as it was a lot better than her old life. She was actually very glad she couldn't remember most of it.
While she was thinking about all of this she had been given her schedule. She grinned that same grin she always had in her past life when people called her for her car's extended warranty.
Harry: "Oh it seems like you have Unbridge as your first class."
Harry said this with a frown on his face. Momoko, on the other hand, was preparing what she was going to do and already planning on how to embarrass Umbridge in her own class without getting in any trouble.
Momoko: "Don't worry your little head Otōto."
Harry: "What does that word even mean!?"
Hermione: "That's Japanese for little brother."
Hermione sounded like she was quoting that from a textbook as she said it.
Harry: "But I'm two years older than you!"
Momoko by this time had already floated into the air and shot off towards the defense classroom, leaving a pink trail behind her.
She soon made her way to the defense room and floated in, having gotten there before anyone else. The pink toad entered with a surprise look as she saw momoko there sitting in the front and not even a minute later the students followed in after her.
Umbitch: "Hello class. I will be your defense teacher this year."
Most of the class grunted.
umbitch: "Ah ah ah! That's not how you greet a Professor,"
Nameless student populace: "Hello professor Umbridge"
Momoko at the same time: "Hello professor Umbitch!"
Umbitch didn't actually hear what she said as there was too many voices talking at the same time.
Umbitch: "Now all of you can put your wands away. We're going to be going over theory."
Momoko: "And how is theory supposed to help us protect ourselves?"
Umbitch: "And why would you ever need to protect yourselves?"
Momoko: "There are several reasons and I can name a few off the top of my head. Starting with dark wizards and witches, trolls, dementors, werewolves and if you remember Sirius Black who is still at large."
Momoko felt a little guilty throwing Sirius under the bus like that but she needed to make a point and if the purpling face of Umbridge was any indication she had gotten under her skin and Momoko wondered if she could drive her out of Hogwarts within the three classes. Otherwise she would admit that Umbitch was more persistent than the scam callers.
Umbitch: "If you're in any of those situations why would you not contact the Ministry?."
Momoko: "Well, I've looked up a couple of things from the last war and I found that the Death Eaters had almost always cut off connection to the flu and set up anti-teleporting wards and who's to say that Black wouldn't do that again?"
Once again, the pink toad was gritting her teeth and momoko could see the absolute hatred the pink toad had for her.
Momoko: "So are you actually going to teach us or am I going to have to create my own group to teach people my way of using magic?"
Umbitch: "Just get out!"
Momoko as a way to give the middle finger even further to the pink toad floated into the air and floated out of the room with her arms crossed behind her back. She continued this way until she made her way to the dungeons and to the potions classroom.
She saw that the door was closed and locked and decided to be an absolute troll and floated there as if she was sleeping on air. This was of course the scene that Snape came to with several students looking at Momoko in awe.
The Greasy Bastard: "And what do you think you're doing?"
He said that his usual draw and she casually opened one eye halfway and responded.
Momoko: "Taking a nap."
Of course momoko once again closed her eye as she continued floating there as if she was asleep.
The greasy bastard: "Get on the floor this instant and 50 points from Gryffindor for lying on air!"
Momoko: "I don't like bullies."
Momoko said as she floated until she was right again and floated down to the floor cracking her neck as she followed Snape into the potions classroom.
The Easily Flammable Bastard: "There will be no silly wand waving in my classroom, the instructions are on the board, so get to work!"
Momoko took one look at the board, memorized it and got her ingredients then she started getting to work. Every so often, she would snatch an ingredient flying towards her cauldron from a few slytherins. Of course, to everyone else it looked like the ingredients were going pretty fast but to Momoko they were going at a snail's pace. Finally, after an hour Momoko finished her potion and brought it up to Snape. He glared at her as she stared straight into his eyes, a second later a message popped up.
[Mental attack detected blocked by gamers mind.]
Momoko saw Snape gritting his teeth more than usual.
Momoko: "Testing my defenses, are we?"
Momoko rolled her eyes as she floated into the air still in a standing position as she put our arms behind her back where her fists were touching and floated out of the classroom.
A few hours later she was listening to the gossip of everyone's first experience with the pink toad and seeing how the bitch wasn't going to teach anyone anything she decided to go to the golden trio to pitch her idea.
Momoko: "Okay guys, we're obviously not going to get any practice in any kind of magic from the Pink toadstool, so I have an idea. And no, we're not going to call it Dumbledore's army or anything that has D and A in it as the initials!"
Hermione thought about this and she could see Momoko reasoning.
Harry: "Then what are we going to call it?"
Momoko: "A name from an old group I know about called Powerpuff!"
Momoko giggled as only she truly knows the reference she's making
Ron: "That's a little girly don't you think?"
Momoko: "And I don't care!"
Momoko said this as a single thought ran through her mind. 'Let the revolution begin!'