I woke up and got out of bed, brushed my teeth, drank some soda, popped some chicken nuggets into the oven and boom, I was ready for the day.
I also take showers, but that's during the night.
I might be perceived gross, as my status is sort of a neet; and my nicknames from the past, but I like to think of myself as the opposite.
I am a NEAT neet. That's right, I'm also quite smart, check my wordplay.
Now, usually, I had work on fridays, but today was a special day, a specially good day because I was born.
Usually with people like me they'd go like: "I hate my life, I wish I was never born"
But no, I can't lie now can I? I love my life. I guess that's how I can hate you people, by loving my life, since you all hate yours right?
So I'll do all I can to love mine.
But it's great because my parents are pretty rich and they do give me an allowance every now and then; probably a means to apologize for my given name.
Plus the extra money I make working a few times a week is enough to give me my desired NEET life.
So screw all of you, it's time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the day to my self.
All to myself.