It is a normal day for me, slowly burning away my soul like some japanese corporate slave while i make sure that the reincarnation cycle is maintained to perfection.
But recently there has been something that made this whole situation less misserable and that is a very interesting little boy.
I originaly had taken a liking to him after helping me a bit, even though it was all his fault in the first place and was planing to send him to a magic world, making him my believer and giving him eternal life in my domain after his life came to an end for the second time.
With this i could keep him by my si..'cough' 'cough', i mean repay him for what he has done while at the same time i would be entertained, giving me a fresh breath of air in this repeating hell.
But, contrary to all my expectations the kid went ahead and pulled of something incredible!
Sure i was expecting some things, after all this is a reincarnator, a person who from the very moment of his birth would possess knowledge and experience of many years which is a big advantage for sure but nothing ground-breaking, especially in a magic world where technologies are completely useless.
Nothing to this extend though!
Reaching 10 in every stat before the age of 5 is a epic feat by itself and is something that i personaly know how hard is to be done but breaking the system limits is on entire different level!
I had to go back and re-watch the whole situation to understand what is going since i couldn't get in touch with him before his system turned on and as it would turn out the kid was too damn handsome!
Charm is the only stat that can not be increased massively from training meaning that should you be born ugly then you could never reach the mortal peak thus never getting the achievement from the system.
This is something that has blocked countless people in this world and can only be blamed at the parents for being too ugly.
But for the first time in my rather long life i have seen someone being too handsome to get 10 in every stat!
Although charm can't be increased through training, it can increase by increasing all the other stats other than mana and this is what cause all the problems in this situation.
If i remember correctly his charm reached 10 at the time when his strength and agility were both only at 8 and by the time agility was 10 and strength was nearing 10 the charm stat was getting ready to get another point.
This is not allowed but the system is fair so it can't outright ban it, so it had to come up with another not so intrusive plan, which in this case would turn out to be to soft-lock strength at 9.
I refer to it as soft-lock but in actuality it made it borderline impossible without divine intervention which by itself is imposible because gods can't interact with mortals before the system unlocks.
Long story sort, it is difficult to an insane degree.
This is also the reason that poor Bell had to suffer this much otherwise he would have reach 10 in everything with a month to spare.
Yet he somehow managed to pull it off, giving him increadible rewards as this has never happened before.
At the end he got the max amount of stat point he can get in total and a unique skill.
Still, i think he has yet to realise the worth of a unique skill but then again this is normal, only at the brink of godhood would he realise it's true potential.
I let out a sigh and drink tea made from the tree of life given to me by a dear friend, this is one of my very limited brakes i get so i cherish it dearly.
"CRASH"
My tee cup is curently in pieces on the floor but i can't comprehend it properly since my mind is somewhere else.
"...did i just lose conection to Bell?"
With movements only a god could do, i took a look at the situation.
"..."
Nothing, all was normal as i am seeing it.
Other than the fact that he got a slave but i will handle that later, the question now is to figure out what exactly happened.
"..a dungeon?"
This is not logical, i should still be able to communicate with him?!
"..."
I slowly get up from my chair with a smile, unfortunately for the dragon god who manipulated the furniture to fall on Bell, my smile was everything but friendly.
.....
"BangBangBangBangBang"
"Wai..awdafn wait a b..jafnajd please stop for a mo..fsdfs."
I can be currently seen holding the tail of the dragon goddess Myria and smashing her around.
"PLEase let me ught"
I don't even attempt to question her, i am simple beating her up to lossen up my nerves a bit before i begin to ask questions.
"Please, you are going to hurt the egg!"
Hearing this i finaly stop.
Myria is actualy one of the few gods that i am close with, this is also the reason why i can beat a top god like this, it is because she is letting me do it.
The egg in question is still within her body and no it is not born from mating but her own lifeforce, after all me, Myria and Clara are the very well known as the 3 pure maidens.
It took her eons to make it so i would feel realy bad if something were to happen to it.
Still i give her a final kick to the head before i take out 2 chairs and start making tea for us to drink during conversation.
Myria also recovers, turns into her human form with a bulging belly and sits down like a child that has done that it wasn't supposed to.
"Now Myria dear, could you please explain to me what exactly is going on?"
My voice and posture are completely relaxed, like the previous 2 hours of beating never took place.
"So, this is the dungeon i had made when i just became a god with the hope that the dragon race wouldn't become some legend, unfortunatly it had no effect and the dragon race reached this point."
She let out a sigh while shaking her head.
"Still, this doesn't answer my question."
She glared before she kept going.
"I am getting there!"
"When i made the dungeon i had no experience in that sort of thing so i ended up wasting a huge amount of energy on it, this would have been fine since i would be getting it most of it back when the dungeon itself was cleared but things took a turn for the worst as more and more people ended up dying inside."
She let out yet another sigh before continuing.
"The energy of the dead together with the excess energy i put made the dungeon begin to evolve making it all the more difficult to clear but at the same time it also had more energy, with all that amount i should be able to safely help my dau...."
Myria at this point realised that she had messed up by saying too much.
"So, what do you mean evolve?"
I kept on my peacefull smile during the whole conversation but if you were to look closely at my hands you could see them clenching.
"Emmm, you see.... emm how to put this?"
Myria at this point could be seen panicking.
Seeing her like this i let out a sigh.
Myria would never do something like this but the egg has started to very slowly decay due to the lack of energy, she has been trying to make this egg hatch with whatever possible she could without losing her dignity.
Still, i really can't get mad at her since i now full well that if push come to shove then she would even offer her body to some lecherous bastard to let her child have a chance to life, even if that came with the cost of her dignity.
Making my voice softer i began to talk to her.
"Relax, Bell, the child who you pushed in the dungeon is my blessed person, he is far from normal and under no circumstances weak, at least for his level."
I let her comprehend my words for a bit before i kept going.
"Actualy, i thank you, Bell was growing too fast way too easily and i was starting to worry about his future."
"Still."
My voice became a bit heavy.
"Bell is very important to me so i was hoping you could tell me what his current situation is, no scratch that, lets begin from the dungeon info."
"Well emmm you see eemmmmmm"
Myria is panicking even more at this point which honestly made me currious of the dungeon info.
"Ok Myria, since this is not working lets start playing a game, i will tell you a difficulty and will tell me whether it is higher or lower, ok?"
"...............ok."
Honestly, treating her like this is super funny, me and Clare will have a lot fun after Bell gets out.
"Ok, normal."
".higher"
"Hard."
"..higher"
"Very hard"
"...higher"
I slowly start to smile.
"Impossible"
"Em Theresia you smile is scaring m..."
"Impossible!"
"....higher"
I crack my fingers in preperations for her beating.
"Doom"
"......"
"Speak, is it higher or lower, if it this one just say so."
".............higher"
"....."
".....You have 10 seconds to explain or else you are going to suffer a lot!"