Harry's pov.
"Freak, wake up. It's time to make breakfast!" Petunia yelled in her raspy voice.
I whispered Alorhoma and the door of the cupboard clicked open. Petunia, who was walking over to the cupboard so she could unlock it, stopped in her tracks, her eyes bulging.
It looked like her mind was working overtime, nearly 17x its usual speed. Too bad 0 x 17 still equals 0. She could have gained a brain cell. What a shame.
I walked out of the cupboard wearing some robes I stole from the fruit woman. What was her name again? Watermelon, apple, pear, some type of fruit. Oh yeah, Figgs.
She should've just sold Figs and made a shop called Figgs Figs. Some dumb people would buy the Figs just because of the shop's name! What a missed opportunity.
Surprisingly the old hag had some male robes which I sized down using the fairly basic charm, Reducio, after washing it extensively. Who knows who that used to belong to? I was also fairly sure that the robe didn't have any compulsions, as my magic signaled that it was okay.
Of course, it took me a LOT of effort to get that robe from lying to the Dursleys saying that I was going to the library(which I often do), sneaking into the old woman's house, making sure that she was gone, stealing the robe, making sure the robe was safe, making sure no one would catch me, making sure I left no trail, etc.
I walked out of the cupboard with as much grace as I could, wanting to have a bit of fun. Petunia, getting out of her shocked state, started yelling at me.
"FREAK! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THAT CUPBOARD?" she said haughtily.
"aww, has little Petunia never seen magic before?" I said in a baby voice.
"BRAT! Don't TALK TO HER LIKE THAT" said Vernon seeing the commotion.
"or what", I said scoffing. unbeknownst to me, my formerly green eyes glowed a bloody red, and a dark aura was oozing out of my body.
Petunia screamed and her legs stopped working, causing her to fall to the ground with a thud. A wet spot also appeared on her pants making them smell horrible in the room. Vernon the giant whale human on the other hand, just stood there shocked. (No offense to the whales.)
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(Warning: This next section contains a lot of violence. If you are not comfortable with gore please continue scrolling until the next warning sign emoji)
A small Cheshire cat smile crept up my face, and I walked towards Petunia, my boots clicking. I stole boots from the Squib too. I put my hand under Petunia's chin and she looked up at me with terrified eyes. Her pupils convolved.
"You've put me in so much pain during the time I was here, yes?" I said. Still grinning.
"y-yes." Petunia said, her voice shaking.
"Oh no need to be nervous, I'm just going to make sure you never look at someone the same way you looked at me again."
Then, before she could respond I jarred her mouth open and Ripped out a few of her teeth. "Ever heard of the saying an eye for an eye a tooth for a tooth? I don't really like that saying. " Then I pulled Dudley to me using my magic.
He was hiding behind a door frame trying to be sneaky and quiet, even though he was louder than Petunia when she yelled at me. I didn't even know someone who was trying to be quiet could be that loud. Then I said "have a nice nightmare" and ripped Dudley's head off.
The blood splattered everywhere and you could see his veins and organs stop moving inside his body. I tossed the head to Vernon and pulled the body over to Petunia. Her eyes looked even worse now, and she was so pale a vampire would look tan.
"Don't you think his body looks delicious?" I said licking some of the blood near my lips."
"M-monster." said petunia scared out of her wits.
"What did you say?" I asked, my dark aura getting even thicker than before.
"Y-yes, he looks...del-delic...delicious.
"Oh, you wanted breakfast right?" I said looking her in the eye.
"y-yes," she said, now too afraid to say no.
"Then here's your meal :)"
Petunia's face twisted in horror but as much as she wanted to, she was too afraid to reject.
"eat up," I said cutting off the top part of Dudley's body up to his arms. Then I pushed Petunia's face into the 'food'. She started eating slowly while gagging but that wasn't enough.
"Faster," I told her, my voice cold and hard. Tears flowing from her eyes, she started eating Dudley quicker than the time it took her to spy on her neighbors.
Then I looked over at Vernon. "pl-please have mercy..." Vernon said, contrary to his usual character.
"you want mercy huh?" I said, staring at him coldly. "How about this, if you don't faint then you can live, with a few restrictions of course. Sounds nice?"
"Y-yes, thank you."
"Don't say that yet :)" I said in a sing-songy voice. "Oh, quick riddle, how do two eyes touch each other on a human body?"
"Th-that's impossible"
"No, it's not, see?"
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen and put it right in front of his left eye. Then I scooped Vernon's eye out and tossed it into my right hand.
Vernon screamed in pain, both his hands covering his now empty eye socket, blood flowing out like the tide. I showed Vernon his left eye by putting it right in front of his right one, and they touched ever so slightly.
"An eye for life. Sounds much better than an eye for an eye right? Anyways congratulations!" I said, still smiling like a madman. "You're one of the few people in the world who've had both their eyes touched. Amazing right? Oh wait, that wasn't much of a riddle. Oh well."
Vernon looked at me with such terror I couldn't help but let a small chuckle escape my mouth. "This sure is fun. However, I have alternate arrangements so let's make this quick shall we?"
I grabbed the knife again and said "strip."
Vernon looked at me even more terrified than before (if that's even possible).
"Are you deaf or do I need to make you deaf? Strip." I said, casually grazing my knife against his neck.
Vernon rushed to strip himself and did it faster than he ever thought he could, of course, that's still slow considering that it was Vernon.
I tied his hands with some rope I put in my robe when leaving the Cupboard. "Lay down on your stomach," I commanded.
"6 weeks ago, do you remember what you did to me? You pinned me on your bed and stripped me of having your way with a kid. Your wife Petunia or Pet as you like to call her, just watched and after you were done did the same as you. Now, I shall make sure that you can never do that again." I said no emotion evident in my voice. My smile was gone. Completely erased like it was never there in the first place.
Then I cut off Vernon's dick and put it in front of him. "Eat it," I said coldly.
Vernon, now incredibly obedient, as he feared what else I might do, started eating his dick, while blood flowed out of his missing eye socket like tears.
On his back, I engraved three things. Slut(males can be sluts), Cattle, and Currently Obedient Sinner.
"I used to be an innocent little boy. But life had other plans. You two helped in creating this monster as you call me. My so-called 'dark side. Who knew I'd turn out like this? Who knew I'd be born only to suffer? At moments like these death seems so sweet, so amazing yet I can't graze it. I can't touch it."
The room turned silent and I watched Petunia finish her meal. "Didn't it taste delicious? Human meat tastes delicious, it's intoxicating really."
I took a part of Dudley's arm and stuffed it into my coat pocket.
As Vernon finished eating his dick I pulled him and Petunia, who was crying at the now gutless Dudley's feet, to the floor in front of the couch and I sat on the couch, my legs crossed.
"Listen here, I only have five things for you to do, simple right?" I said as they nodded their head furiously.
"1. Don't have any more contact than necessary with the outdoor world. Cover up Dudley's death and pull him out of school. Say it's homeschooling or something like that. It's better for you if you do.
2. Ignore any and all questions from Ms.Fig.
3. You may not leave the house, other than to buy groceries. I WILL find out.
4. If I ever swing by you must do everything I say without question
5. Clean this place up, we don't want people smelling or seeing the blood now do we? Oh and I put Silencio on the house, damn was that a hard spell."
As soon as I'd finished that I put the knife in its original position, grabbed the bag I prepared earlier, and cleaned up as I didn't want to look suspicious.
I put one of my hands in a pocket and fished out part of Dudley's arm. I tossed it into a garbage can while sneering. I didn't want to eat any pig meat at the moment.
I thought about what I just did and upon further inspection realized that I'd somehow left the house less sane than I'd originally hoped.
"Oh well," I chuckled. "Being sane isn't for everyone.
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(Violence ended)
(A/N:
1. For those who skipped the gore
A) You might not want to have picked this book,
B) Harry just got some payback, made the Dursleys very differently, and left the house.
2. Please give me some feedback so I can make better chapters
3. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm back on the government watch list after this. First my search history, my mental health, then this.