Darkness.
That's all I can see around me...No, that's wrong. What I'm seeing is not darkness, it's as if it's...nothingness.
Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure that I'm seeing it, because I have the creeping suspicion that I don't even have eyes right now.
Where am I right now? Wait, before that, how did I get here? Where, or even, who was I before? Let's see...
'My name is ()...'-What? Okay, let's try that again.
'My name is (####).' -Huh, I can't remember my name at all.
'I was () years old...'- Seriously?
'I was () years old.'
'I was () years old.'
'I was () years old.'
'I was (####) years old.'-Ok I see the trend, I give up.
'I lived in ().' -Okay, forget it, it's obvious I'm not gonna get anywhere with these flashbacks. I should try to understand what my current situation is, not my past one. How about I try to move my right arm... yeah, I don't think I even have a right arm right now. What do I do now when it looks like I don't even have a bo- ||SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH|| -dyWHATTHEFUCK??? What was that sound? It sounded like someone scratched a plate with a fork. Well at least I can hear things, I guess. That's good.
||$%%%$#@@!#@$?|| -...Huh? What's that sound? Is that even sound in the first place? I can't even describe it properly, it's like... I don't know, I can't describe it at all.
||*@#!#!#$&.||-Holy shit this thing is annoying to listen to, I would much rather return to the silence before.
||^@@@@@@@-oooooo. Helloooooooooooo. Oh, it worked.||-It can talk? Although talk is an overstatement, I can understand it but its voice sounds like someone roughly mixed the audio of a bird chirping and a wolf howling.
||Hey, what are you doing here, human? You shouldn't be here.||-Wait, it's talking to me? I should probably answer back...or not, I don't even have a mouth. How can I answer it back? Wait, maybe like this?
'Hello?'
||Hi.||-Oh, it worked.
'What do you mean that I shouldn't be here? Where is (here)?'
||Hm, you don't know? How did you even get here then? Well, to answer your question, right now you're in (####)||-Are you kidding me?
'Excuse me, can you repeat that?'
||You're in (####)||
'Again.'
||You're in (####)||
'Yeah, sorry, I can't make out what you're saying'
||Hmmmm, figures. It's normal for a human like you to not understand it, but if you can't even fathom it, how did you end up here?||
'I wish to know that myself.'
||Okay, it doesn't really matter anyway. You really shouldn't be here so I'll send you back to where you belong. Have fun.|| -To where I belong? What does it mean? Even I don't know where I belo-
{Shatter}
{WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...}
-n???BLAAARGH. Ugh, the fuck is happening. I heard the sound of glass shattering and the next second I was going the speed of light. Correction, it still feels like I'm going the speed of light. Seems like that thing really sent me where I belong. I wonder where that is though.
{An unspecified amount of time later}
{...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHH}
{Shatter}
Finally, it seems like I've arrived. Problem is, arrived where?
{Chirp!Chirp!Chirp!}
Is that...a bird?
It was then that I opened my eyes and before me was...a forest.
I was dropped off in a forest.