Thanatos
"Jesus, Thanatos. Could have been gentle." Paimon moaned from the ground.
"Hurry up." I nagged and assisted Ivy in getting him up.
I pulled them towards the gates of heaven, pushing them inside.
"Welcome to Hea- Oh my lord. What is he doing here?" The receptionist covered her mouth with her hand.
"I need to see the fat bearded man, ASAP." I said breathlessly.
"Go right in. Be mindful of the people though." She smoothed out her pencil skirt and opened the rose gold doors for us.
"Thank you Miss." I smiled and helped Paimon into the sunlight.
"Sorry for rushing you. They needed to believe it was an emergency." I smiled at Paimon.
He glared at me in return. IF i had actual eyes, I'd roll them.
"This is Heaven?" Ivy looked around in awe.
"Yes. Also your home if you choose not to marry Hades." Ivy threw a look of worry at Paimon who just shook his head.
"Thanatos!" My familiar friend, Billy, ran over to our small group.
"Hey Billy." I flashed him a warm, bony, smile.
"Did you come today to take me to see the baby?" Billy's happiness was practically beaming.
I opened and closed my jaw a few times before looking over at Ivy and Paimon.
Ivy slid out from under Paimon's arm and walked over to Billy, crouching in front of him.
"Hey Billy. Im Ivy." She smiled and held her hand out for him to shake.
"You're Kore." Billy reached out a tiny hand to touch Ivy's hair.
"How did you know?" Ivy cocked an eyebrow at him.
"They said our savior be coming soon. That she would fix things for us." Billy's face fell as he dropped his hand.
"I,uh, Do you like flowers?" Ivy smiled and made a ball with her hands.
Paimon shot me a glance and I shrugged.
Ivy opened her hands seconds later with the prettiest Rose I've ever seen.
"I love it." Billy took the rose and ran off.
"Ivy, How? Are you okay?" I put a hand on her shoulder.
She shrugged and went back to assisting Paimon.
Soon enough were were in front of God's mansion.
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God
"Sir you have visitors at the gates?" An angel, Gabe, handed me a tablet.
"Before I look, Can I take a wild guess as to who is at my gates?" I asked sarcastically.
"Uh, Sure Sir?" Gabe shifted uncomfortably.
"Is it Thanatos?" I asked,annoyed.
"Yes Sir and Persephone." I snatched the tablet from Gabe.
She was indeed out front with Thanatos and somebody I didn't recognize.
Without thinking twice, I jumped to my feet and raced to the gates.
"Ivy! What a pleasure! I yelled as I jogged down my useless driveway. Well I had cars but in Heaven, there was no need for them.
"This is God, Ivy." Thanatos nodded at me as I walked through the gates.
"Oh! Hello, Sir." Ivy flashed me a warm smile.
I could see more of her mother in that smile then I had in any photos I had of her.
"Sir? Please! I used to change your diaper. God or 'Bearded Fuck',"I glared at Thanatos,"Whatever you desire." I smiled and took a bow, dramatically.
"You knew me when I was little?" Ivy looked up at me with sad eyes.
"Yes," I looked behind her a devil.
"Paimon?" I asked angirly and turned my attention back to the skeleton to my right.
"We need help."
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Lucifer
"Your brother just stole my bride!" Hades slammed his fist on my wooden desk.
"Stole?" I questioned.
Paimon was in a very rough shape last time I was him which was a very short amount a time to for him to heal.
"They came to my palace to get medical help for Paimon. Persephone was with them!" Hades paced the room with anger.
"Paimon knows her? Impossible. He must have met her human form on Earth when he was up there." I looked around and began opening my books.
I found Persephone and looked at her details. She was 21 now. Her birthday was only a few short days away. Which meant her transition.
Hades was to marry her on her birthday.
"Im going to ring Paimon's neck for this. Any clue on their whereabouts?" I asked, slamming my book closed.
"No clue Lucy! Im losing my fucking mind." Hades sat down and began chugging my bottle of whiskey.
It was a rare thousand old bottle, but he was having a rough day.
"Send a succubus in, please." I used my intercom to order Hades a succubus.
Not even a minute later, a red skinned succubus walked in. Her blonde hair was curled and sat on her shoulders nicely. I'd have her for myself if my brother wasn't a fuckup.
"Enjoy the company, my friend. Ill be back soon with your future wife." I bowed and left the room.
I'm going to kill my brother and serve him for dinner at our next event.