Chapter 9 - Umie vs Boss

Boss and Human General looked at each other and started to walk in a circle carefully observing each other a judging each other capabilities. Even the whole battlefield became quiet around them. As if nature itself was waiting in anticipation for their clash.

After a few seconds, Boss made the first move. He jumped forward at the general with a giant overhead swing. The human sidestepped with ease and slashed at Boss`s extended right arm. The cut was long but not so deep. A normal human would be incapacitated but for Ork it w just a flesh wound.

Boss stood up and looked at the general with a big smile. – Ya re, strung. Foighting with ya will be fun. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!. – He started to swing left and right while the general swiftly dodged all incoming strikes. With a faint smile, he parried the last strike and cut off the tip of Boss`s clobba. Boss saw this and took a step back looking and his damaged clobba. – Oi, dat aint fiar! – He pointed at the destroyed tip.

So what? – Human responded and started to fight back. Each slash took a bit of Ork`s meat. This enraged Boss, because the punny human was faster than him and hurt him more than he hurt that human. Boss jumped back and smiled. He smashed his clobba on the ground and charged the general once again with an overhead swing. The human raised his sword to intercept the swing and cut the clobba in half but Ork instead jumped forward and bashed him with his shoulder. General fell to the ground but still held to his sword. Ork did not let him recuperate and started smashing the clobba on the ground. Human rolled around dodging the powerful smashes and after 3 rolls he thrust his sword into Boss`s stomach and cut it wide open.

Boss stopped in its tracks and looked at his wound. His stomach was cut wide open. Blood was flowing in rivers while his guts were almost spilling. The only thing stopping them was his shirt made from bear skin. He lowered his clobba and with a free hand touched the wound. This gave the human enough time to stand up and look at Ork with a pitying gaze. He lowered his sword and said. – You are already dead.

Yez, ya re ded. – Boss responded and hit the human in the crotch with an upward swing. The swing was powerful enough to lift him up. Clobba with improved splatter effect wrecked human legs and innards, human also got impaled on the spikes and did not fall off the clobba immedietly, but general even while wounded still wanted to even try to kill his enemy. To the boss, this looked very funny as human became very weak and slow. – Thiz – Ork pointed at his open stomach – Thiz aint even painful. – Human paled in realization at what kind of monster he was facing. – And yez, ya are aredy ded! – Boss started to hit the ground with his clobba killing the general and turning him into mashed meat while the human army was looking at this in disbelief. Their undefeated general was killed just like that.

Meanwhile all Orks started to cheer and scream WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH. The fight started anew this time the fervor was on Orks side. Humans became enraged and fought the last drop of their blood but it did not matter. Ork Boss had won the duel and all Orks were drunk on this, they did not care if they died. They would still win because the boss won, these were their thought and it all mattered. Before the duel they would run away, but not now.

The battle ended 2 hours later with only a few humans being able to run away and return with the news of their defeat. The news themselves caused an uproar among nobles some of which panicked. They send messengers to other cities for help.

Orks on the other hand celebrated hard. The wounds healed quickly during celebrations but the doctor managed to operate on a few unsuspecting Orks that did not run away. For better effect, he operated without anesthesia as these particular orks were too heavily wounded even to try escaping. As an act of mercy, he did not take away all of their teef because he got a lot more earlier when he was sewing up the boss's wounds. Meanwhile, the boss tossed the weird sword to his mekboyz to figure out what that thing was, and relaxed for the rest of the day by eating, and beating stupid Orks that thought he would be any weaker now.