Ork`s were gathered on the battlefield and looked at their BOSS who was holding his broken clobba. Painboy already took away the human and was about to start the treatment.
Boss stood in silence at gazed at the bodies of the humans and orks. Then he turned toward his kin. – Alright boyz, wez got umie hideout to take. That big stony one with water around it.
Orks response was short, they simply roared WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH and raised their weapons to the sky. There was no opposition to the boss's decision because there was no need to. He was the strongest, he was smartest and most importantly he was the biggest and fightiest Ork there ever was.
When everything calmed down Boss spoke again. – Alrught ya gitz if wez gunna winn wez gunna need few thingz. – He started to walk towards his throne slowly. – Iz gunna need need a new clobba. That's da job for Mek boyz, da one to bring me best clobba iz gunna be boss mek. – Every single Mekboyz felt a shiver run thru their spine. – Then, wez gunna need mor of them tatapults to shoot evy thingz at umies. Wez gunna need them to be bigger and stronger. – Mekboyz were orgasmic at this moment. They did not wait for their boss to finish, they run to their workshacks and started to build. Boss looked at this with a smile and looked at the doctor who was finishing the treatment on the poor noble.- Doc. Kidler bring im too me. – Boss called and Doc quickly brought the human.- Now, umie, wut wuz that weird thing with fire?
Noble did not have any will left after Doc. Kidler treated him and answered the question with a trembling voice. – That was one of the sorcerers, they are able to cast magic spells with the power of their minds.
-So they be thinking sumthing weird and it will happen? Iz gutta get me one of thoooose. – Boss pondered for a moment. – Feed him to squigs, and find me a weird boy that can think weird thingz. - If humans had a weird boy then orc could have one too.
- Sure thing Boss- said Doc and threw the screaming human to squigs, which started to eat him alive.
Human begged for mercy, he was screaming that he give them money and easier entrance to the fortress and other information but where was the fun in knowing the easy way to win, also money was worthless, if he offered shiny things then maybe he would live. Nevertheless, Doc took his job seriously and started to search for some weird boys. He remembered there was one who made green smoke, and even if he had to dig him up from the grave he would bring him to the boss.
Boss on the other hand sat on his throne and started to shout more orders. – Alroight, wez gunna moar boyz for foighting. For now, go make sume clobbas and stabas, and cut me dat forest. Oi, dat git dat found the umies!?
-Yez boss? – Ork appeared from the shadow.
-Yuz gonna gather da boys and find me that umie hideout. Wut the call ya?
-Mauork boss.
-Mauork ya be sneaky git, when ya find that umie hideout, that big from stone with river ya gonna find da way to snek out of that hideout. When wez arrive to krump that umies in hideout ya will krump all umies that will try to snek out. – Boss said and petted Lob- All clear?
-Yez boss! Find the sneaky path and krump dem umies when they be sneaking out. – Mauork saluted and sneaked away to gather the boys.
When Mauork disappeared Boss looked at working Orks. They were all working towards the greater WAAGHH without rest. Trees were chopped down and turned into walls, and weapons, or were just left behind for later use. Squigs eat tirelessly to clean the ground from the dead. When he was looking at this Boss suddenly achieved enlightenment on how to be bossier. He was big but humans on horses were bigger. But sadly hogs were too small for him to ride. So why not feed one squig a lot of food so it will grow big enough to ride on him? Boss immediately stood up and walked to the boyz that took care of squigs and demanded the biggest squig they had. He quickly received a squig that was slightly bigger than Lob but was less chompy. Boss took the squig and one other random one from which he ripped the legs and put them on the bigger squig making him 4 legged one.
-Now ya iz gonna feed this squig so he grow big enuf for me to ride that squig into battle so itz gunna be biggest and toughest squig.
The boyz listened to him and nodded in understanding. They also felt good because Boss give them a direct order to make him a ride, and a ride he will receive. They immediately grabbed the four-legged squig, and started to force-feed him everything they had, corpses, other squigs, grots, snotlings, ven some unfortunate Orcs. They believed that the bigger the meat it ate the bigger it would grow.
Boss nodded in satisfaction and went to sit on his throne. The only thing left was to wait.