In a old and shity room we see an filithy 6ft 2in man who spends all his cash on genshin impact, sitting in a gray recliner chair as we can watch Klee from genshin impact dancing on his mounted tv not too far away from him on his phone.
One look at this sad man you could tell he didn't have the best vision but refused to wear his prescribed glasses, currently holding his phone about about pec high on his body any further away and it gets hard for him to see anything on it.
Suddenly a new mail notification appeared at the top of the screen, the mans eyes narrowed before shrugging his shoulder's and saying「Fuck it 」feeling bored they decided to tap on the random email labeled [CHOA: Comedy multiverse Adventure!] .
Scrolling through, the more he inspected it the more it seemed like his own system for creating certain original characters. Filling out the form and recreating one of his oldest original characters and accepting, thinking nothing of it until about 5 minutes latter a new email popped up labeled [ SURVIVE ].
Hearing a sizzling sound infront of him and turning his head up he notices a fait smoke from the TV and Klee throw a "Jumpty Dumpty", feeling something wrong he jumped out of his chair and to the right and slightly forward to hide behind the metal desk for protection.
Proving to be the right choice as the TV exploded with glass shrapnel going everywhere, looking back at the chair where he left his phone, it was absolutely shredded it bits, he sprinted for the door to escape from his house as creacking sounds came from everywhere.
???:「Well someone's going to fucking die for that, at least I was considered dodgeball champion at my school! 」He exclaimed as he dodged the Playstion 4 that was on his desk that went flying for his head, and the trees around his house started to crack as if beeing chopped down.
Soon the Trees fell towards him and his path, other house's exploding with items and cars themselves exploding toward him driving him to the street he lived on in this gated community.
Then while in the middle of the street he heard a Honk sound, his eyes peared to the left as Truck-kun appeared out of nowhere to kill him.
Thinking fast with a speed and skill he thought lost to him he dropped to the ground and dodge Truck-kun at the last second, then latching onto the bumper and using the moment to swing himself up and into the open back of Truck-kun.
Soon the Truck turned onto the Freeway only for more Trucks to appear from behind it to ram into it to kill this man, he could only jump from Truck to Truck to keep his life. This turned into a real life Cluster Truck game for him, driving by a construction zone and a steel beam dropped from a crane thing fast he jumps onto the beam and then onto another Truck to dodge one that was coming at him while he was on the beam.
This continued for an hour, after that full hour of dodging, he was panting on the last truck left feeling it was over only to look up when a shadow was cast over him. There a Truck-kun was on fire with a face as creepy as the one from the moon in Majora's Mask, heading towards him like IBM (Intercontinental Ballistic Missile) he gained a furious look on his face and yelled to the sky.
???:「WELL THATS NOT FAIR AT ALL! 」He jumped to the side to try to stay alive but is instead hit by the Flaming Truck-kun crushed from the waist down he stared straight up at the Truck,「Heh, I even dodged you flaming fall of death, I may die from blood loss but I dodged it, Piccolo would be proud! 」He flipped off the Truck as he dies from blood loss, only for another truck to come out of nowhere and run his head over but it was too late he already died from blood loss. You could hear for miles an enraged horn filled with the rage of the entire berserker class from Fate stay night.
- POV CHANGE: Third Person-
We see a small 3ft 6in girl with a tiny school uniform consisting of a white short-sleeved sailor uniform with red with a single white linings at the edge of her sleeves and a red front bow at the center of her uniform, blue pleated skirt with a red bow at the back, white socks and white shoes with a red bow on front. Her uniform is red with two white linings attached and another red design with white lining beneath her uniform. she has pink hair tied in rabbit ear-shaped odango and red eyes. She has pink hair styled in two horns on top with two wing-like barrettes and large crescent shaped loops of hair to both sides of her head not going under her shoulders, with white wings nad black tips on her back and a golden halo above her head with a dark aura wafting off it.
Standing next to her we see a 5ft 6in girl with short auburn hair and golden-brown coloured eyes and another school uniform with a brown vest with white long sleeve shirt with red seams at the end of the sleeve and a red bow on top of her chest and a black skirt to go along with the top of her outfit, she had black school shoes and calf high white socks on.
The smaller girl looked to her right to see the taller girl looking down to her, looking at the taller girl's chest she whips her head back to her chest and back to the taler girls over and over again, and then starts sulking in the corner of this small room they were in while the taller girl nervously rubs the back of her head.
Smal Girl: { WHY DO I FEEL SO SAD!? WHY AM I CRYING!? }
Tall Girl: { Why am I a girl now? why is my chest so big? Why was she looking at my chest and then her chest? Why do I feel like I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD? Why… can I see a world of swords, WHY DO I KNOW THEESE SOWRDS!? WHY DO I KNOW THESE ARMORS!? WHY-}
The door to the small office room both girl were in was slammed open suddenly by an old man, alerting both girls in the office he first turned to the tall girl. Disappointment was ripe on his face, Old man:「You were very disappointing I mean seriously, the first thing killed you and your only here because it was the actual excalibur of your universe that killed you. It was truly disappointing watching that happened hopefully your time in my world will prove to be more entertaining! 」The tall girl chuckled awkwardly while rubbing the back of their head.
Old man:「You on the other hand, you dodged an ARMY of Truck-Kuns and even when dying you didnt die from Truck-Kun you died from blood loss wich saves me 75% of what i had to spend on him because he only got the assist in your death. No one has every done what you did so you will have full access to the powers you wrote down on the forum no need to thank me! 」
Tall Girl:「 Hold on just a moment please, whats going on? I was just at a cosplay convention playing shirou emiya and now im here without a clue as to whats happening! 」She was panicking while the Old Man and the Small Girl both look at her in a deadpan.
Smol Girl:「Ignoring her, Im gonna be stuck like this forever aren't I? 」She questioned the old man in a depressed tone
Old man:「Well that how you wrote the character is it not? 」The old man joyfully told her,
Smol Girl:「Huh, that's gonna suck but you do realise im gonna be traveling the omniverse eventually right? 」She snapped back at the old man, not with hate or anything like that but more of a playful punch.
Tall Girl:「 HOLD ON! CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON HERE!? 」The Old Man and the Small Girl both look at her in a deadpan again.
Smol Girl:「Ssh, Onee-Chan and Gramps are talking, stay quite. 」
Old man:「 Lisen to your Onee-Chan while gramps here talks with her okay? Okay. 」Both of their grins slowly morph into a Troll face while the Tall Girl sulks in the cornor. 「 Chibiusa you understand me, and I have been limited in my trolling and have been banned for the next millenia but the rules never said I couldn't reincarnate another troll 」
Chibiusa:「Ahh, I understand as a follower of the art of trolling I will spread our chaos across the omniverse, but whats with the tall girl? 」
Tall Girl:「 Yes! Why am I here!? 」The Old Man and the Small Girl both look at her in a deadpan for a third time, Chibiusa snaps her fingers and a ball-gag appears in the Tall girls mouth pushing magic into her system and sticking because of the magic. She drops to the floor in a comatose state from her magic circuits overloading and activating, blue lines appear all over her body in a circuit pattern.
Chibiusa:「Is she gonna be okay Jiji? 」She asked the Old Man who introduced himself as God from Highschool DXD.
HSDXD God:「Dont worry about her she will be fine she cant die here, but onto whats happening. You two are going to my world a year before cannon I dont care what you do but just make it entertaining okay? 」
Chibiusa:「So I can kill Opai Dragon take the Dragon and his place? 」she inquired with skeptsisim.
HSDXD God:「Yes I will even give you the ability to take it from him, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also the girls name is Shirou she will be your sister take care of her trust me she will be a great trolling buddy after her magic is finished. 」
Chibiusa: *Death note Kira Laugh* 「( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)」
Shirou: 「 I am in misery, There ain't nobody, Who can comfort me, oh-yeah 」