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Chapter 9 - Goodbye, Icecream Woman

Over the world, the past half hour of battle was broadcasted. A news helicopter had come to the battlefield. The invasion of Reincarnates and subsequent massacre was broadcast live to the entire world as the supernatural side of the world was promptly revealed. The devils of the ORC and Student Council forgoing any kind of secrecy, had put barriers up to protect the school which had been put into lockdown.

- Play Official Goku Drip Theme Ultra Dripstinct -

The "Driped outa my fucking mind" Vageto stepped forward towards the trio, looking down on them.

Dripko:「I'mma be a hundred with you chief's… 」

He pointed at Chibiusa like Miles Edgeworth.

Dripko:「I'mma be taking her with me, the boss wants 'er. 」

Chibiusa instantly gets ready for a fight,

Chibiusa:「Let's dance! 」

Dripko:「You think you can beat me? I'm level 3469! 」

Dripko turned to the other two that came with him.

Dripko:「Both of you handle the others. 」

His shout was joined by a faint blue aura, over the course of the fight from using so much Mana and with the regeneration, her reserves had grown far larger than the one she had before the fight.

Rushing toward the enemy Chibiusa unleashed multiple punches onto Dripko as he just barely dodged them, he wasn't using Ultra instinct but instead Incomplete Instinct. Each attack unleashed by Chibiusa was boosted by Ddraig and used the "Penetrate" move, Dripko continued to dodge wearing Chibiusa's stamina down little by little.

Chibiusa:「Hey asshole! 」

Chibiusa stood in a boxer's stance breathing heavily, staring at the enemy in front of her she knew that if it continued like this she would lose.

Dripko:「Hmm? 」

Chibiusa:「Why don't we finish this in a good old fashion Dragon-ball Beam struggle, Or are you too afraid that a little girl will out beam you? 」

Chibiusa had just Nut-checked him in the Saiyan Pride, a vein popped on his Forehead at the words coming from the little girl in front of him.

Dripko:「He said you just had to be alive, NOTHING ABOUT BEING IN PIECES! 」

Chibiusa:「Hmph! LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE SAIYANS! NOW EAT THIS ECLIPSE CANNON 」

Both started to charge Classic Dragonball beams in front of them before releasing them towards each other.

Dripko:「AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 」

Chibiusa:「AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  」

It went on for a while, Chibiusa's power was ripping her clothes and skin as flesh was exposed due to the powers at play, The beams met and clashed at the center struggling for Dominance as Dripko started going SSJ2

Ddraig:「OMNI-BOOST! X10 TRANSFER! 」

All the power was transferred into the beam as it overtook Dripko's beam greatly before he pushed himself into SSJ4, the beams now perfectly locked at the center neither over-taking the other.

Dripko's beam slowly started to encroach upon Chibiusa's as she started to lose the battle because the damage done to her body was becoming too much to handle.

Riser:「Phoenix slayer magic: ROAR! 」

A blast of flames rushed and hit Dripko taking a slight bit of attention, his grip was slightly changed as the beam lost a tiny bit of power, Chibiusa seeing this inch took a mile her scream rang out as she pushed the final bit of her power into it completely overtaking his beam causing a massive explosion the Destruction magic in the beam wiping Dripko's existence from this world.

Dripko:「NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 」

His body was reduced to atoms, Chibiusa straightened her back before the exhaustion caught up to her, swaying back and forth a bit she fell backwards to the ground exiting her magical mode as she let out the last bit of her consciousness.

Riser had picked up her falling body before she hit the ground taking her back to the ORC for healing.

- Stop music -

On Neo's side, she was still at the front of the school, not particularly pleased about the helicopters and cameras. Sighing, she checked the system.

[Two targets remaining until universe stability]

Neo:「Great! I imagine I'll be- 」Neo was abruptly cut off by the Ruby Rose reincarnator, who stomped up to her.

Ruby:「HEY, you. Neo impostor. Where's the harem MC of DxD?」She impatiently asked with a scowl.

Neo:「First of all.. Hi kettle, I'm pot! I didn't usurp Neopolitan's body. I got a copy body. You? I'm sure you didn't take Ruby's body.. right?」 Neo inquired sarcastically.

Ruby:「Hmph. What if I did? Girl was too weak. Only the strong survive out in this fucking multiverse」 She retorted with all the edge she could muster.

Neo:「Ohh boy.. I had a feeling. You're an edgelord that thinks they're above other edgelords. But hey! MAYBE I'm being too judgemental. Why are you here?」 Neo asked as amicably as she could.

Ruby slung Crescent Rose over her shoulder and cocked her head.

"Told you. I'm here to kill the harem MC. And take some kid back but mostly? I'm here because I hate harems!" Ruby joyfully exclaimed, showing off her dragon teeth.

"Only person with a harem in the school is me, Edgelord. What are you gonna do about it?" Neo asked, taking her proxy form as her aura lit up with sparks.

Ruby's response was a feral grin and a swing of her Crescent Rose. The energy ripped through the air and closed in on Neo, who parried it with the Yamato. Taking the initiative now, Neo stepped in and swung a powerful flourish at Ruby. The blue Devil energy of the sword exploded forth and tore through the ground. Ruby spread her Draconic wings and flew over it, right before it hit. Then, she grinned and took out a five hundred nitro express revolver and shot Neo, who used her enhanced aura to tank the shots while using her maiden powers to create wings and fly up to her.

Taking another shot, she twisted her body away from the last and shot Ruby the moment she retrieved her sniper rifle from her inventory. Ruby, taking this as a challenge, began a dogfight in the sky while aura charged bullets flew all over the battlefield. 

Neo didn't exactly have the edge in ranged battle. If it continued, she'd lose her aura and would be put in a vulnerable state. Ruby was at least a bit faster than her at the moment, thanks to whatever magic  she possessed on top of her semblance. Rhongomyniad would miss and Yamato could be dodged, as it was before. So she did the most logical thing she could think of.

[Purchase All Weapons Mastery for 75,000 shop points?] 

~My sweet horde of shop points.. I'll miss you!~ Neo was tempted to shed a tear but Ruby's swing of her scythe snapped her out of her despair.

"Yes.." Neo sadly agreed as Ruby raised her brow mid swing, only to be caught in a giant blue zone of slashes.

After that, came the .44 caliber rounds from Neo's magnum. To finish it off and put the final nail in the coffin, Neo charged her aura and rocketed into her with Rhongomyniad. Slamming the lance into Ruby and pinning her to the street as a giant crater formed from the magical impact. Ruby ended up being skewered by the lance the moment her aura broke. Though she was still alive and her other injuries were healing.

"Lucky.. hit! You do know I'm a.. dragon though? I don't need aura" She sputtered out between coughs.

"Oh is that right? It'd be a real shame if.. I dunno.. I had a Dragon-killing weapon?" Neo said with a sadistic smile as she pulled Gram from her inventory.

"Oh.. fuck.." Ruby widened her eyes and tried to free herself, but Gram had already been slammed into her heart with an explosive burst of power that shattered the glass all around her.

"One down.." Neo wiped the sweat off her head with an accomplished grin.

With Shirou,

Watching from afar Shirou watched as the priest had set up his little stand, with a chair in front of it and everything, looking up at her he beckoned for her to come closer.

Arriving in front of the Stand he stood behind it, his dead eyes staring at her, he made no move to attack just picked up a menu and placed it down in front of her.

Watching his actions warily she sat down on the seat and opened the menu, the only thing that was there was Spicy Mapo Tofu, seeing as she looked at the menu he started speaking.

Kotomine:「We are both fans of the Fate universe I assume, Since you are a Fem Shirou you would know who I am, but for the sake of manners I shall introduce myself I am Kirei Kotomine」

Shirou:「And I am Shirou Emiya, now would you mind answering why you aren't attacking me? 」

Kotomine:「To me it's quite simple, I am a drifter much like my original I love to see others in pain but unlike the original, I do not like to kill, so I settled on a compromise. I sell the famous Spicy Mapo Tofu and in return, I get to see others in pain. 」

Shirou:「So then why are you here? 」

Kotomine:「It's quite simple, the boss offered me a deal I can't refuse the chance to travel to other worlds to spread my Tofu! 」

An exalted look came across his face for a moment as his eyes slightly lit up.

Kotomine:「But it would be foolish of me to think I could beat you or the Icecream girl over there let alone the one the boss sent me to fetch, so let's make a deal what do you say? 」

Shirou:「That depends, what do you have in mind? 」

Kotomine:「Ever watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure? 」

Shirou:「I had only watched until the end of Part 5. 」

Kotomine:「Terence T.D'Arby's stand Atum was given to me, so I use this power to wager like he did, If some can eat an entire bowl of my Spicy Mapo tofu I leave, No fight, No struggle. However if you lose I gain your soul, and all its abilities as my own. 」

Shirou:「That doesn't seem to be the Fairest of wagers but it is fair nonetheless… Alright, I'll do it, Serve me your Spiciest bowl Old man!  」

His smile grew ever so slightly bigger, while waiting for the food to be done he handed Shirou a glass of water while she watched the fight.

It was only after Chibiusa was down and out for the count did the food finished being made, the spicy smell coming off it made Shirou sweat, But she couldn't back down here.

Kotomine:「Your food is ready madam, I do hope you enjoy it. 」

He took a seat beside her with his own bowl, and started on it right away, Shirou had taken the food in front of her and stared for a second, racing a big blender that wouldn't need a cord right there she dumped it all into the surprise of Kirei she also dumped the water, she slammed the lid on and started it up.

Shirou:「Neat trick with the water old man, but it wouldn't work on me, putting capsaicin in the water though was a brilliant idea too bad my nose could detect it.  」

He paused in his waiting, only to turn and smile at her.

Kotomine:「All Shirou's have incredibly good noses the last one I happened upon didn't detect it. But that begs the question why add it to the blender? 」

Shirou took the blender and poured the liquid into a plastic water bottle, and filled up another half one.

Shirou:「Well it will take a second or two for the Spice to kick in, and if people can down whole watter bottles full of water then I can do it with diluted Mapo tofu! 」

And she did just that, sighing in defeat Kirei finished his food before cleaning up and leaving, not before saying goodbye to the Young Emiya and revelling in her pain as he left.

Walking back to the ORC Shirou was grateful for Avalon healing her taste buds even if she didn't like the feeling, she met up with Neo on the way back.

Neo: 「So.. what the fuck was with the cook-off? Was he just not a fighter or what? 」

She asked and met back up where Chibiusa was laying. The ORC there already with the Student Council arriving there shortly after.

Shirou:「He was just a man looking for pleasure, he revels in the pain of others I would consider him a lesser evil if not for the stakes of taking his challenge. 」

Shirou replied as they entered into the room where a bathtub had been brought and Chibiusa bathing in Phoenix Tears. Shirou sighed but traced Avalon before putting it into the water and onto Chibiusa's body.

Neo:「Well this trip was.. fun. Felt like I was running a marathon with a hundred and eighty five degree fever while on acid.. WHILE chugging Monster. But yes, this was fun. 」Neo nodded and felt her arm being grabbed by Rias, who looked at her pleadingly. Then she was held onto by Akeno, Koneko and Kiba. All dogpiling the four foot nine girl and covering her.

Rias: 「Please don't leave us with her.. 」She pleaded while clutching onto her like a lifeline.

Neo: 「You uh.. want them, Shirou? 」Through the pile of people, she looked at Shirou and asked.

Shirou:「You either take them, or we leave them here. 」she responded looking at the Neo.

Then, under the pile of bodies, a portal opens up. Saluting, Neo sinks into the portal with ORC yelling in confusion. Before the portal could close Shirou grabbed a nearby coffin and stuffed Gasper into it before throwing it into the closing portal.

Shirou:「No you take them all you broke ass Guardian. 」

Before they knew it, the portal closed and the room was silent once more.