We come back to our protagonist's hours later, all around on the forest floor are hot bowls of Spicy Mapo Tofu, and Black Keys (Swords) as you walk further deeper into the forest you see familiars snacking on the food enjoying it massively (The tears of others could faintly be heard as the animals eat) Ans standing around the highest concentration of these items was a tall young lady who ignored the screams of a loli getting spanked.
The tall young lady was crying into the floor, her sobs full of salty tears nourishing the gacha gods! Until she did another 10 pull by throwing 30 saints quartz, in her ears rang out the melodious tune of a 5 star being summoned
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A golden card appeared above the summoning Circle, one of the Archer class as the card disintegrated into golden particles that reformed in front of the young lady. The servant summoned was standing at 6ft 1in a whole 7 inches taller than Shirou, his red coat fluttering in the wind with his stark white hair and tanned skin his Silver eyes opened as she looked at her.
Archer:「Servant Archer. I answer to your summon. 」
The young lady's eyes were wide open as she stared at the man in front of her, both having locked eyes as another flash of light brought their attention to another card arriving, this time being one of the Shielder class, a young woman with short lilac hair, lavender eyes and fair skin appeared beside the Tall man as she opened her eyes and smiled at Shirou who is the young lady doing the summoning.
Shielder:「Servant Shielder, I answer to your summon Senpai! 」
The tall man instantly positioned himself in front of his Summoner on guard against the other servant just summoned, his swords at the ready to defend his current master, and another card had appeared yet again drawing their eyes to it. A white-haired girl with green-yellow eyes, with stitched-up scars on her face, appeared from the summoning circle yet again her eyes
Jack:「Assassin - Jack the Ripper. Please take care of me, Mommy. 」
Shirou had an arrow pass through her heart when she heard jack call her as she proceeded to glomp her into her ample bust and cry tears of joy at the small child who is now her daughter. While Archer assed the situated with everything going on he made a list of things going on,
There is a summoning circle on the ground currently going on with massive amounts of magic.
Multiple servants are coming from this summoning circle.
There is no holy grail war going on.
His contract with Alaya has been annulled.
In conclusion, he is being summoned into a situation like Chaldea, understanding this he let his guard relax for a bit as another card appeared a gold one again.
This one depicts that of a rider, the card doing what it did once again, this servant just being a tad bit taller than Shielder an androgynous-looking boy who is fancily dressed.
Astolfo:「Yahoo! My name is Astolfo! Rider Class! And, and...umm, nice to meet you! 」
Opening their eyes Astolfo stares dumbly at the scene in front of them the dark purple eyes watching the scene before she steps over to the side next to the person she recognizes as Mashu or if you called her by servant class Shielder.
Another card pops up once again this time being of the Lancer Class, they were tall and curvaceous, clad in silver and blue armour, and a cloak with fur around the shoulders and neck, long following golden hair tied up in a bun with a gold crown on her head, her ample bust larger than Shirou's a large lance by her side.
Lancer:「I shall answer your call. I am your Servant, Lancer. With this lance, I will be your strength. 」
(Yes, lancer doesn't have her Stead I don't want to have to describe it or remember it)
Lancer who held the royal aura of a queen looked at her master who sat on the ground holding a child in her lap as said child played with knives, she could tell the child was a Servant looking to her left she saw 3 other servants just watching their master, feeling another summoning about to happen Lancer moved to sit beside her master.
The next to be summoned was Saber they had short blond hair and green eyes, the servant had the height and weight of a standard man in his 20s, they have a beautiful form and appears composed, they wore the standard armour of a knight, The armour parts are silver in colour, while the tunics part are blue. He also has a black and white hood attached to the back of the armour part of his neck.
Saber:「I am Saber. I am a Servant who protects you and the world. 」
Locking eyes with the adult female version of himself he just silently walked over to sit beside her as the master wasn't paying a lot of attention to him as she was feeding the Child Servant in her lap, he had no idea where she pulled the food from but he could tell it was jam-packed with a ton of mana like the food was made to sustain a servant.
Another Card and another servant summoned, this one was of the Caster class, a dignified man with golden hair standing up like a blazing flame, a handsome face, and his eyes, crimson like blood, are visibly not those of a human and give off a mysterious radiance that makes people wither, he has a "perfect, Golden-proportioned body" described as emanating majesty that makes flames surrounding him afraid to come close, and his very soul glows golden.
Gilgamesh:「Caster, Gilgamesh. I have materialized in this form to meet Uruk's time of need, not in response to your summon. Don't get cocky, mongrel. 」
Only for him to be crushed by the hulking body of the card that came after him, The Berskerer class had arrived, a colossal, statue-like man who is described as a "black giant," he gives off the impression of a monster.
Berserker:「▂▂▃▃▂▂ 」
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The final two items spawned after Heracles had gotten off of Gilgamesh, it was more black keys and Spicy Mapo Tofu.
Shirou:「▂▂▃▅ーー 」While pointing at the Mapo Tofu and Keys, Berserker understanding her speech instantly destroyed both with his giant slab sword.
Archer:「Master, you can speak Berserker? 」the uncomfortableness in his eyes was telling enough to be able to understand he saw Shirou as a female version of his younger self.
Shirou:「▂ *Ahem* Sorry about that, yes, I can. You don't have to worry about me being like my male counterparts, a hero of justice while is a nice idea, it's not something really plausible. Oh! Before I forget we are outside of the root, meaning that Gaia and Alaya have no hold over any of you.」
Archer hearing this immediately looked back to his traced blades noticing no deterioration of them whatsoever and his contract with Alaya being gone concluded that his master was indeed telling the truth.
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Inside the Emiya household, we see 3 groups of people the First being the Emiya siblings as they assigned rooms to their guests and made more for them if needed or just edited the rooms to their tastes.
The second group was of course the sailor scouts, and they completely ignored the tall girl we know as Shirou.
The Last group was the servants as they had made themselves comfortable an industrial kitchen with unlimited ingredients was made in Archer's room, Jack had moved into Shirou's room, and Heracles had his room made into a training field that would repair itself and spawn tons of enemies for him to rip and tear to his heart's content, Astolfo had their room decorated in french paraphilia of the knights of Charlemagne and made into a very girly room, Gilgamesh literally had his room turned into the kingdom of Uruk how Chibiusa had the power to do that only her and Shirou knew, Mashu AKA Shielder had her room modelled after her Chaldean room, Both Arthur and Artoria had shared a room Modeled after the Kingdom of Camelot.
The sailor scouts weren't as Accomendated as the Servants as they had Annoyed Chibiusa greatly, luckily they hadn't been able to take away her alcohol or she would have done something she wouldn't be proud of, oh who am I kidding she would be immensely gratified if she did it.
To be petty as all hell Chibiusa Cursed the beds the Sailors got to make them feel as if there was something underneath them at random points in time throughout the night.
And after a dinner that was ruined by the Scouts trowing out the hard work of both Shirou and Archer making them pissed but they kept up their smiles with a crack in the mask which only further spread when the scouts didn't make enough for the rest of the people in the house.
The servants were only held back by Shirou as she didn't want to start a major war in the house, the days trickled by as they all settled into a routine despite all the issues that the Scouts brought into the household like that one time they wanted to see where Chibiusa was learning.
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On the way to the academy, we watch as Chibiusa's left eye twitched in annoyance as she used her magic to mask the scout's voice in Russian she already called ahead so the Devils know of the situation and have presented it to the students in an assembly that people from out of town are coming to see how their education system compares to their homeland.
Arriving at the school Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars, The only ones who came with Chibiusa had stared incredulously at Chibiusa.
Usagi:「Chibi my sweet sweet daughter, why are we here? This obviously isn't your school your to young! 」
The twitch had grown bigger, as Chibiusa had started to mumble that she can't destroy them or she might destroy herself, she growls out her next words.
Chibiusa:「Follow. Me. 」
Chibiusa started to stomp inward as the ground cracked below her as she moved towards the school it slowly repairing as she walked, beside her walked Shirou who used Reinforcement to stop the ground from cracking and Alteration to fix the damage.
From afar 2 people stood on a hill with a tall Cherry blossom tree, one was as tiny as Chibiusa dressed in a mini Jean from Genshin Impact outfit her hair dyed a similar shade as jeans, the other tall like Shirou dressed in Diluc's Red Dead of Night outfit, both had airs around them as if there was more to them then meets the eye.
Back with our protagonists and the Sailors accompanying Chibiusa as she goes from class to class surprising them by showing off how she is the number one student in the final year of schooling.
Although on her war between classes they all saw how pissed Chibiusa was and moved out of the way all except the one poor sod who unfortunately was always stricken with bad luck no matter how sweet a heart he has, Benetto let us a have a moment of silence for Benetto.
Everyone held their breath and Benetto's usual friend squad had gotten out the stretcher and body bag, only for nothing to happen to him everyone looked at the still Chibiusa as she slowly raised her hand and put it on his shoulder, a dangerous glint in her eyes as she looked over Benetto.
Today he decided to cosplay as the popular character from the EarthRed Studios game, Genshin Impact, Bennett since he felt a kinship with the poor guy they both had insane amounts of bad luck.
Chibiusa:「Alright maggot, listen up. Chibiusa's about to teach you the Pecking Order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Chibiusa's stool, Shirou, then Chibiusa. Any questions? 」
Bennett shook his head up and down at light speed, showing he understood, but one of his friends had a question, his name just so happened to be Krillin he was the shortest dude standing at 5ft tall.
Krillin:「Um... Yeah, I... AAAAGH! 」
Krillin gets kicked out the second-story window into the disgusting school pool that needs to be cleaned.
And quietly in the background, you could hear a ding as if a 1 was added to an owned counter but it sound disappointing.
Chibiusa:「Enjoy the climb back up, bitch! ...Now any more questions? 」
Shirou:「You know the rules, and so do I! 」
Klein:「Come on let's get out of here! 」
Klein had picked up Bennett both with smiles on their face as they know that Krillin is also smiling, they with Krillin had picked up the title of Unlucky Trio over the past couple of months for all the misfortune they had received, they were just happy to be included in something even if it meant a little bit of pain Chibiusa would always send them gifts afterwards saying that all 3 were too precious for this accursed world.
The Sailor Scouts were horrified at what happened to poor Krillin and were shouting up a storm at Chibiusa earning even more of her Ire.
Shirou had placed a silencing spell over the scouts and an illusion to the normals that they just accepted it happening, Chibiusa quickly dragged them out into the ORC club room so they could talk.
The ORC themselves had just left, they had grown used to this after all the trouble they went through training with Chibiusa they learned not to fuck with her when she's in what Shirou dubbed as "Popo mode" and the first rule of Chibiusas training DONT TALK ABOUT CHIBIUSAS TRAINING.
Shirou wisely left to go home before she had to deal with the shit storm that is approaching, provoking that is akin to a death sentence.
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Over the coming weeks up till Rias's arranged marriage, the sailor scouts continued to annoy the Emiya siblings to no end. Shirou had thrown herself into work and Chibiusa was constantly in VR.
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- OMAKE TIME: Taking over entertainment -
It had been a couple of months since the Emya Siblings had come to the DXD world, the DXD god occasionally gave them some mission they had to do because stupid reincarnators had decided to jump into the DXD and go "EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL, EVEN LOLITAS!" and would ruin the world for the Emiya Siblings so they had to "Omae wa mou shindeiru" them whenever they popped up the few and far between they were, currently today they were in a meeting with each other.
Shirou:「Alright, as much as I can trace money into existence it's getting to be a hassle and pretty soon they will find out the money is fake, so we need to start earning cash do you have any ideas? 」
Chibusa:「Lets take over the Entertainment Industry! It's all so dreadful and sucks ass! 」
Shirou:「Okay, how are we gonna do that? Pile Lawsuit upon lawsuit on them by framing them for crimes and then buying them up and improving them under an umbrella corporation? 」
Chibusa:「Of Course, and most of the time we won't even need that we will just show what's already been done. 」
Shirou:「That doesn't even make sense. 」
Chibusa:「You think a bunch of shady corporations like them don't have a bunch of skeletons in their closets? 」
Shirou:「This is the Entertainment Industry they arent really shady corporations. 」
Chibiusa glared at Shirou in anger about her correct but also incorrect point.
Shirou:「Frist we need to make our umbrella corporation, Then we need to start with taking over smaller companies I'll handle paperwork and such you come up with a name. 」
After a bit of mulling over later and some rejected names Chibiusa came up with one the Shirou just said fuck it sure, they called it "THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION" and over the next couple of months they had started to get lawsuit after lawsuit on companies they wanted buying up stock and become majority shareholders or some of the equal power some companies were just going to go bankrupt so they sold off in hopes of saving themselves and soon they had built an empire they had cancelled the rip-off show and instead introduced the original shows like Dragon ball instead of Drag-so-ball and SAO instead of OSA even bringing in series that weren't in the world, to begin with like Magical Girl Madoka, Death Note and Tokyo Ghoul.
At first, the cancellations and reboot were met with negative reviews but over time they because more popular than the original shows of this universe and after 10 months of push back they were onto the final company holding out, of course, in order to not seem like they are making a monopoly they privately bought the companies and stocks with no one ever knowing who they were, in the company there were seven divisions they were as follows: Electro games which handled Game developments and such, Dendro Productions which handled Movies and related media, Geo Research which handled the research of new technology to improve the quality of Entertainment, Hydro Parts which worked with the rest of the divisions on creating the technology they had researched and developed, Anemo Promotions which Handel IRL promotional material, and last but not least Pyro Relations which handled HR and PR stuff alike. All seven divisions are headed by an "Archon" as the company employees so elegantly put it.
The final company being this world rip-off of Disney they were fighting tooth and nail but the declining sail and controversy surrounding them eventually as the 11th month ended they gave out and were gobbled up, they had started to celebrate after that had happened as they had finally become the richest people in the world.
Of Course, other products were made during the 11 months that were hard fought, like the stolen designs for the Amusphere from the SAO universe they had brought into this world allowing for games like SAO to be made, the first game released was "Genshin impact" it worked just like the original desktop version accept you actually play as your character rather then just over the should you WERE Klee, you WERE Zhongli, the game had taught players how to fight using the traditional weapons and those skills if further trained in real life just increase the player proficiency.
In-game there was a new Online Option that made the world work like "Ready Player One" which was also made into a full dive VR game at a later date, but it was the only place you could Farm Domains the MMO version of the world allowed you to login but as you do you are stuck as the Character you pick until you log out and log back into the MMO part as a different Character the only time you could change in the MMO part was in a domain but even after getting out you would swap back to the character you logged into.
One of the rules that Chibiusa and Shirou had agreed upon was spending money on their games like the common person, they had a spending limit that Chibiusa had regularly gone over so accounts and equipment were thrown into the void in retaliation, and Chibiusa had made many accounts they had all characters maxed out from the money she had spent on them, they hadn't even finished the tutorial yet when they were thrown out.
On her current account, she hadn't gone over her limit for over 3 months and was doing good in-game and made lots of progress even if she hadn't maxed everyone out she was still far ahead of the rest of the world being the #1 player with Shirou being #2.
In the dimension gap or as Shirou liked to call it "The void" we can see 2 figures constantly fighting before a portal opened up and a computer and an Amusphere popped out they both ignored it for the time being until a second one popped into the gap and after a while of fighting they noticed that the items still weren't destroyed, both wondering what they were as they obviously originated from the human world set out to find what they were, and find out they did after demonstrations on what they were and how to work them they both call a truce to emersed themselves in this new technology that intrigued them.
Months later both had become Chuunibyou's of the game that came with the devices respectively becoming the #3 and #4 players in the world how they had internet we will never know.
- OMAKE TIME: Taking over entertainment -