Damien is extremely anxious, tapping the ground of his foot as I stare at him waiting for his response, he takes so much and time and my life is so slow paced right now that it's annoying.
"Well huh..."
He undresses in front of me, why is he doing that ? How does it has anything to do with a blowjob ? He even... I can see his tiny dick down there, It's kind of disturbing to watch him like that when he is awake and especially since we're alone.
"Just say aaah ! Keep saying it and put your mouth in here."
What ? Does he really think I'm gonna touch such a stinky place ? How horrible he is for... or maybe he is actually trying to make me give him one !
"Could you lick my banana ?"
"No way ! Why would I do that ?"
"You are part of my harem, the first member. Being the last kitsune already makes you the best by default !"
I sneeze on his banana in a pure accident, I feel sorry for him, I pity him because all his talks about harem might be the only thing stopping him from doing the wrong things and seeing him depressed doesn't taste good to my tongue.
"Are you guys finished yet with the blowjob education ?"
"No !" claims Damien.
It blows my mind how stupid I am for not understanding beforehand that he actually wants to lure me in with him.
"We will just stay friends. It's better for both of us." I swiftly say.
"You don't have to, but you have to tell me your secret now." his lies aren't lying.
"Not fair." I pout.
"I told you the truth, your turn now !" he shouts.
"I..."
It's so embarrassing to say thay to the boy I rejected just now, he still is my friend while I may have shattered his heart into pieces of mirror glasses.
I pamper my cheeks, taking a very long time to answer Damien that is waiting patiently for minutes as he stares at my hair.
"I masturbate when I'm stressed. Right before and right after a battle or I wouldn't have the will to fight."
"How did you learn that ?" he exclaims surprised.
"I've been tripping on my own, talking to you guys never worked for me when it came to that problem."
"Seems you're finished. You have an important visitor." The woman interrupts us while still inside the shop.
It's the Demon King in all his glory ! What is he doing here, is he searching for me or for Damien ? How didn't I notice his presence ?
"He wants to see you only, Ellen. Even he, would fall for my beauty." claims the shop's owner.
"Why ?"
She doesn't answer, the hat gets off of my hair that are still the same as before. I go alone into the shop and bow to the very truly Demon Lord.
"Ellen. witches are the only persons you should trust." he says with his deeply and splendid manly voice of a good caliber.
"In fact, you can't see me because of an high illusory magic." declares the invisible girl.
"You're the angel from before."
"Your master is right, we can help you as we are immune to it. Are you looking forward to something in particular ?" she asks as she can't be seen by anyone but her sister and maybe my my master.
I close my eyes, I try to see the future, but I'm still here in the future and I open my eyes once again after I'm done spoiling myself.
"I want to tell you about the story of a lost witch. Like all witches, she is born a girl. Her life was filled with joy and the assignments of the elders."
She says something else but I can't hear it, so she repeats once again and tell the missing part.
"The assignements were to protect the house we cherished and at that, she failed miserably. Becoming what you would call a useless being, she was nothing and not even worth selling."
"She tried to accomplish her dream but it was shattered by reality. For the first time in millenials, a witch wasn't fit to be a witch. So instead of using her as a sacrifice they took out all her powers from her... she has been mising for more than 50 years without leaving a trace."
"She dreamed of winning a battle against the gods, needless to say what happened to her." comments the masked woman.
"Where should I go ?"
"Depends. What is your objective for life ?" demands the taller woman than be but smaller than the demon lord by a margin.
"Becoming a godess to revive my family." I claim.
"Don't want to break you but give up. That's out of your reach." She says with no remorse.
"I know. That's why I want to lead a normal life, I retired to do that."
How boring of a life it would be thinks the voice in my mind, inconciously talking to myself without thinking it literraly. Are these really my thoughts ? Isn't someone just messing with me or am I just hallucinating ?
"There's no way I think like that !" I stutter.
"But since you're here, might as well get a new job at our shop. We could become buddy-buddies. I could even tell you my name and make you see my sister. She leads a dangerous life when she is out."
"Can you tell me more about this world ?" I ask curious, looking at her mask.
"Witches from the Whiteheart family are the best. Except for one, a lost cause."
"I want to learn about everything this world has to offer. His name and what kind of job I could get."
"Girls you're age are supposed to go to school. As for what you could do somewhere else... just read a list of requested jobs and be respectful towards your boss."
"Have you forgotten about me ?" asked the master astonished, he is both impressive and scary at the same time.
"Greed. What else could you want from the best witches in the world ?"
"Remove your mask or I'll shatter it to pieces." he orders with his terrifying voice.
"How scary." She provokes him.
My master, the great Demon Lord is now putting his hand on the mask of my boss and removes it, not letting her defend herself and shattering it to pieces in one single blow of his.
I'm scared that someone might hurt so I take my chance to run away, as I do that I slip on something and flip back to end up being sit on the floor.
As I put myself back together, I can see master's reaction to the revealed face of the woman and he doesn't even care.
"Why is he not impressed ?" I stutter.
"You say you are special, you are not, Witch." he says to provoke her.
"I guess you do have someone on your mind. You're obsessed with that person. You wish for so much, how greedy of you Demon." she smirks to further provoke him with a truth she knows.
"I want to see her face master." I ask out of respect.
"Very well."
As I stood up, the witch's face was in front of my eyes and all I could do was being stunned by her beauty, even my friends that came in here at some point I didn't notice are left speechless, their eyes just like mine were filled with lust and envy, there may even have hearts in our eyes.
"And she is your subordinate ? Why are the heroes that fought against a demon so weak to my pretty face ?"
"I'll do anything for you."
"Shut your trap my pet !" He roared at me with his mouth showing his terrifying teeth, the ground trembling under us.
"I'm sorry master..."
"Today I'll allow your mistake, but once more and you shall suffer the pain. And you Witch, do not get in my way."
Too late, she already throwed a magic energy of some sort, like she throwed a tiny little planet at him.
"That's right, give your master a blowjob. He is gonna train you well."
"How ridiculous, I'll crush you."
"I can give you a chance to live alive and you choose to make it lively." she says enjoying this moment.
"Your life is as insignificant as a worm." claims the Demon Lord determined to torment her.
"And yet, you are the one who dares resist me with the power of Love. I shall not allow such thing." The bright faced young woman says as she snaps, her sapphire colored eyes becoming gloomier like a dark aura was born from her hate towards my master.
She summons a wand and waves at him with magic circles, they are drawn at such a fast speed none of us can keep up.
"Everyone falls for me, it's how it works here."
"Could you do that outside ? Destyoring the shop will result in you being scolded." Claim the invisible witch that sounds bored.
"You shouldn't fight me in my territory, weak as fuck demon." she swears.
"I always hold back on women. You are no exception." he replies as he is scratching his nonexistent beard.
How is he holding back ? He is just gonna destroy this place and her with it, there's no way this ends up well. The white haired woman in question is frustrated by my master's words, she launches and spams fireballs attacks as she waves her wand up and down, the witch is being annoying to death.
"Die already !"
But he doesn't even dodge or take damage, he is just standing here in the same spot.
"Is that all you have ?"
"I'll beat the shit out of you, I'll remove all your teeth from the inside of your mouth and use them as ingredients."
"I'll shave you." he says without shame.
"You monster... I won't let that happen !" She opens her mouth so widely when she screams it out of hatred that she is almost gets wrinkles on her face.
And she does the same attack every now and then, she isn't even getting tired of doing it nor is the master of standing there. But after a few thousand times she starts moving her wand differently, making it her wave from left to right, pastas are formed and are thrown at my master, he opens his mouth as it flies towards him like he is a magnet and he eats it without second thought.
"Thanks for the meal, weak lady."
"I'm just giving you poisoned food."
"I can cure the food. Give up woman."
"Don't look down on me, just because I'm the prettiest woman in the entire cosmos !"
He looks around him, seeing me and the 4 other heroes being madly in love with her pretty face, but because I'm the Demon's King pet and that I fear death so much that love isn't something worth dying for at the moment and look at her again, her sapphire eyes were making love to us. He hurls a war cry in an attempt to make us go back to our normal selves and what he is about to say is terrible.
"Death to the witch !"
He grin as a big flow of water is coming out from the witch's wand and punches it with dark flames coming from around his hands. The heroes use this time that they are distracted to kidnap me like a sandwich and they leave this place, but I'm more obsessed with the sight of a beautiful woman than them and my master even orders me to come back here if I wanted to live.
"Let me go or he'll kill me !"
"We're finally all back together. We have to leave now !" Shouts Naomi in a hurried state.
"I vowed to him ! Do you want me to die here just after reuniting !?" I scream angrily.
"No ! But if we leave you here when are we going to see each other again !? Can you stop being such an egoist and think about us !?"
"I'm not selfish." I lie to myself.
"Don't involve me in that." comments Karen looking away as she pinches her cheeks.
"I've been with her the whole week so I think we should let her decide by herself." finishes this perv.
"She is only 15 ! She isn't mature enough !"
"My turn I guess... I think we should take her with us." says the wolfboy.
"I won't allow that !" shouted a girl far away, a girl with black hair and bangs hiding her eyes, wearing a black dress and black boots. My group still holding me like a sandwich as they turn around to face the girl.
"Who are you !" asks my whole group in loud voices.
"I'm her girlfriend, every night we make love in my royal bed. Every morning we kiss, every noon we have fun in my perfectly fine kingdom !"
"Kingdom of horny !" I say out loud.
"Stop ! I'm trying to save you from the commoners !"
She coughs like a pig before saying anything else and take a posture revealing her high stature, pointing her index finger at my friends as her crown is shining brighter than the light in my eyes and ordering them like the commander of an army.
"Step aside you peasants ! It is I, her fated lover ! The great and only Plutaria Nekratia !"