I am eating my breakfast, listening to Asmo, who was laughing so hard that he was tearing up. He was trying not to slap the table, having learned what happened to Mammon last night. "Asmodeus, keep your voice down. If Mammon hears you, he'll get upset again, and we won't hear the end of it." Taking a sip of his coffee, Satan calmly scolds. Asmo's laughing slowly comes to a stop, and Asmo takes a deep breath to calm himself.
"Eh, he won't be awake for a while. He's really not a morning demon, you know? And anyway, how can you NOT laugh after what's happened? I mean, this is Mammon, and yet a human was able to play him like a fiddle and force him into a pact." Asmo started trembling with laughter, remembering what was so funny to him. Satan was trembling as well, covering his mouth to keep his laughter from escaping, and failed.
"Hey, I hear you laughing, Satan! I know you think it's funny, too!" Asmo smiled at Satan, who was laughing a bit more quietly than Asmo. "Mm, this is delicious. The meat is so tender..." I looked to Beel, seeing that he has multiple plates, all piled high with food. I noticed that Beel was not only eating his food, but the plates as well, making me feel slightly perturbed. 'I guess it shouldn't surprise me that Beel would eat everything in sight, but eating the plates as well doesn't seem good for even a demon's health.' "Beel, calm down. You're biting off chunks of your plate along with your food." Levi noticed too and tries to get Beel to pay attention to what he's eating.
"Anyway, I have to say I'm surprised. I never thought an average human like you would be able to make a pact with Mammon-certainly not THIS fast. I guess they really did know what they were doing when they picked you for the exchange program, huh?" I wanted to glare at Asmo, and at all the brothers who keep referring to me as human. Instead, I was blushing when Asmo winked and practically complimented me. 'I know he's a demon, but he is SO attractive. Even though I am mad that they keep calling me human instead of my name, I can't help being attracted to them.'
"I still can't believe I managed it..." I took a sip of my iced tea, still feeling surprised at how formed a pact with Mammon. "Well, I guess it could simply be beginner's luck, yes..." Ignoring Satan's stare, I focused on eating my breakfast, enjoying how delicious it was. "All I know is that I finally got Mammon to give me back my money. So, I couldn't ask for a better outcome! Epic win for Leviathan! I should've rounded up a random human and done this sooner! Now I'll be able to buy the Blue-ray box set of Journey to the Devildom: The Tale of a Little She-Devil and her Reluctant Companion! The initial round of copies includes promotional tickets to a live event as a special bonus! That live event is going to be soooooo epic!" Levi was buzzing with excitement, having bested Mammon, getting his money back so he can purchase that Blue-ray box set, and how he's going to enjoy that live event.
"You know, I find it surprising enough that Daisy managed to make a pact with Mammon...but what's even more shocking is the team-up with Levi that helped make it happen. Don't you think?" I tried to look indifferent when Asmo said that, feeling like I should feel insulted that I couldn't have done this all by myself. 'I get it tough, as I am just an "average human" in their eyes.' "Yep, I never thought I'd see the day that a human won over Levi, but here we are." Hearing Satan's words, Levi glared at Satan, Levi's face growing red while Satan just smiled innocently at Levi.
"Excuse me?! Don't go getting the wrong idea. Nobody won me over! Our interests just happened to align, that's all! The relationship was purely business! I mean, why would I want anything to do with some non-otaku normie of a human? I wouldn't! I mean, I'm spoken for! I'm no cheater! M-M-My one true love is-" "Cheeseburgers." Though I was mad at Levi for calling me "some non-otaku normie of a human", I wanted to laugh so hard at how Beel interrupted Levi's rambling.
"No! That's YOUR one true love, Beel!" Levi looked so annoyed, that it looked like he was about to punch Beel. "Mm...I get hungry just thinking about them." Ignoring Beel and focusing on my breakfast, I noticed my lingonberry and lemon topped crepes, which I was saving to eat last, were missing. Sighing, I pushed my plate away, having nothing left on my plate and knowing who took my crepes.
"You know, the way things are going, the rest of us might just find ourselves in a pact with Daisy as well if we're not careful. If you had your choice, which one of us would you forge a pact with next, Daisy?" I almost choked on my iced tea when Asmo said that. Suddenly, all the brothers went quiet, waiting for me to reply.
'God, is this actually happening right now? Though I'm interested in things like demons and forming pacts with them, I think one pact is enough for me. Even so, I'm guessing you guys still want me to choose. If I had to choose, I would go for the one that was the least harmful. Beel, being the Avatar of Gluttony, could eat me if he was hungry enough, Satan, being the Avatar of Wrath, could inflict painful injuries if I even dared to anger him, and Asmo, being the Avatar of Lust, could take my virginity if he wanted to.' Feeling anxious, my thoughts were racing as I looked to each of the brothers, who were waiting for my answer. "I-I think it would be nice if I could make a pact with you, Asmo..." I looked away, trying to calm myself by taking a few sips of my tea.
"Yes, I'm not surprised you want me all to yourself. And I understand. Believe me, I do. All too well... Humans just can't help themselves when confronted with someone beautiful and alluring, can they?" While Asmo was being narcissistic and not paying attention to me, I rolled my eyes. 'I didn't pick you for your looks or your powers, you know that right? I only picked you because you seemed to be the least dangerous.'
"Oh, but just because I said I understand, that doesn't mean you actually have a chance with me. Because I'm not the least bit interested in forming a pact. You won't be able to tame us as easily as you did Mammon, Daisy. In fact, it's quite offensive of you to think that we're as stupid as that poor excuse of a demon." I glared at Asmo, wanting to slap that beautiful smile off his face, but stopping myself by taking a few calming sips of my tea. 'You're the one who asked me who would I choose to make a pact with next! Also, I never even believed you guys were stupid!'
Suddenly, Mammon came running into the dining room, punching Asmo in the head. Utterly stunned, my jaw dropped when I saw how quick and hard Mammon's fist came down on Asmo's head. "OW! Why'd you hit me?! I can't believe you actually STRUCK my beautiful, beautiful head! Not even Lucifer has ever done something like that! Why are you always getting VIOLENT with me, Mammon?!" Asmo was crying, tears in his eyes, while Mammon glared at his teary-eyed brother. "That was for callin' me a poor excuse for a demon, you peabrain! Actually, I oughta hit all of ya, the way you talk about me. Y'all think you're so great."
"It's not that we think we're so great." Satan let out an annoyed sigh while rubbing his forehead. "No, not at all. We just think you're a complete and utter fool." Asmo got off the floor, apparently recovered from the blow to his head. "HEY, that's even worse! Don't treat me like I'm stupid!" Mammon slammed the table, causing plates, cups, and silverware to shake and rattle, which startled me.
"Oh, I'm afraid that's one thing that's not going to change." Satan smiled at Mammon and Asmo agreed with Satan, causing Mammon to look discouraged by his brothers' harsh words. "Mm, this right here is delicious, too..." Beel was too distracted by food that he didn't seem to care about what was going on. "Serves you right, Mammon! lololol" Levi started laughing at an already discouraged Mammon, and I suddenly felt bad for him. 'Even though you ditched me and left me to fend for myself in a place full of demons, you don't deserve to be treated like this.'
"I hate every last one of you. None of this would've happened to begin with if it weren't for that bastard Lucifer! It's all because he took my credit card from me! Just snatched Goldie away-kidnapped her against her will!" Mammon took out his credit card and hugged it to his chest, rubbing it like he was soothing a scared little puppy. 'And sympathy for Mammon is completely gone.' "Ugh, don't talk about your credit card like it's a person. It's gross." Levi gave Mammon a disgusted look and Asmo agreed, looking just as disgusted as Levi.
"SHUT UP, both of ya! Also, I can't believe that when he said he froze it, he meant that LITERALLY! Who sticks a credit card in the freezer?! What's up with that?! Was it supposed to be some sorta dad joke?! 'Cause if so, it was awfully lame!" Mammon started to chuckle at what he said about Lucifer, and my look of indifference soon turned to panic when I saw Lucifer standing behind Mammon. "Eh, guess maybe I shoulda expected somethin' like that from him. I mean, he may not be a dad, but he's pretty old, isn't he? Guess I shouldn't be surprised he's a fan of dad jokes. AHAHAHAHA!" As Mammon continued to laugh harder and harder, not noticing that trouble was standing right behind him, I looked away awkwardly, not wanting to tell Mammon the bad news.
"Ahahahaha." Lucifer just laughed with Mammon, who still hasn't realized that Lucifer was standing behind him. 'I guess your brothers were right. You are stupid Mammon.' I sighed to myself and continued to drink my tea, thinking about what Lucifer would do to Mammon.