After a day of walking we finally reached Traunist just as the sun set I had the army set up camp sent a messenger to the town guard that we pose no threat then entered the city with 5 gold coins and no weapons.
It was time so I spoke to Oz.
"Oz you ready?"
I heard an excited voice reply.
"Yes I am super ready!"
I relaxed and felt myself detach from my body and a tingly feeling spread through my body then I or rather Oz started walking.
•••Oz pov
As I took control of the body I could feel everything again the slight breeze and the smell of the city it was as if I had been reborn I couldn't appreciate it last time since I had to act quickly to keep us safe.
I only had five gold so I couldn't do much...unless I win a few games! I found a gambling den and was greeted to a room with people playing all sorts of games.
I need something I can win with skill because everything luck related will be rigded, cards has too many cheaters, the shell game is a scam... found it!
Darts! even if it's rigded I can use aura to make it work, I called out when the dart board became free.
"Hey I am betting five gold in darts!"
~1 hour later~
Omgs I actually made it work! I have 20 gold that's more than some people make in three years of working.
I left the gamblers den and found a pub then I ordered 10 bottles of wine and 5 shots of brandy.
Then Zeth spoke.
"Hey won't that hurt us? Remember the rules we agreed on"
I subconsciously scoffed and replied.
"Yeah yeah I know but it's not all for me plus I came up with a few ideas on how to use aura"
I almost heard Zeth internally scream and I chuckled then I calmed myself and had my first shot of brandy.
I didn't understand those people who liked the taste of alcohol or coffee why drink things that taste like responsibility and depression?
I did however want to experience the thing people call "intoxication" and what better time to try it?
Then Zeth spoke
"Wait you have never been drunk?"
I replied taking another shot of brandy.
"Nope, not once"
Then Zeth cursed.
"Oh fuck!"
I downed every shot of brandy and suddenly a feeling hit me then I circulated my aura I might not be as good as it as Zeth but I can handle using my own body at least.
Then my mind became sharp again and I opened my first bottle of wine and started drinking it.
Aura is known to purify foreign toxins even red aura aura can handle alcohol so my plan is to get smashed then circulate my aura so I can do something else when I'm done drinking.
1 bottle, 2 bottle 4, aura, 5 bottle, 6 bootle 7even ottle Nine, Aura! Finally I am on my last bottle of wine!
The barkeeper was looking at me in a state of reverence and everyone else looked to be in shock for some reason.
I drank the last bottle and didn't bother to circulate my aura since I felt fine then I walked outside.
But for some reason a group of thugs were blocking my way out and out of nowhere some third rate nobody stepped forward and started nagging at me about being a cheater.
Some random person charged at me so I side stepped him and kicked his crotch making him collapse on the ground.
Another person came to me this time a pretty woman was coming at me with a flying kick so I grabbed her leg and sung her body at the ground.
That's when someone shouted.
"Everyone get him!"
For some reason everyone in the pub started coming at me out of nowhere with all different ways of fighting from chairs to broken bottles.
Everything became a blur I had a slight headache and my fists really started to hurt but it was fun to let loose even if everyone is attacking me for some weird reason.
I punched the last person in the faced breaking their nose and I walked off to find a nice hostess place or maybe a... what's it called? Who cares! I want pretty people!
Actually... I haven't heard Zeth since I got drunk I wonder why? He is usually a tight ass about these things.
My head feeling is all messed up that's when I saw some people in metal armour looking quite unhappy about me beating all these people up.
That's when I felt the need to run and as I realised how bad this looked I swore.
"Oh fuck!"
I started running and I realised I had a problem a pretty major problem I needed to pee.
It makes sense I did drink an unreasonable amount of alcohol and all that liquid had to go somewhere but as I'm running from law enforcement is a pretty terrible time to be needing to pee.
I had three choices, one I could pee myself in my only pair of pants I brought with no way to clean them, I could stop pee and get caught or... I could use it as a distraction!
I tore some rags from a merchant tent hid and peed on them then when the guards caught up just as I finished I threw it at them I heard them shriek and I ran.
Finally I made it out of the city I washed my hands in a creek and went to sleep in my tent savouring my last few moments in the body before exhaustion made me fall asleep.
•••back to normal
The morning light seeped into the tent making my head pound I feel like shit I blacked out as soon as Oz finished his first bottle of wine.
My hands are all messed up I have a mind splitting headache and my whole body aches.
Then Kyle entered my tent causing me to recoil at the influx of sensory information which only worsened as he spoke.
"I'm sorry to disturb you but here is a letter from the merchants association of Traunist and they are not letting us in"
I grabbed my head readying myself for the new information about to be put in my head then I read the letter.
[To the dishonourable and wretched prince Zeth of Serothor.
Last night you broke 20 laws and injured 50 civilians for a consecutive of 128 offences, the laws you broke are as follows.
1. Under-age drinking- you are not of age under traunist law.
2. Illegal gambling- you gambled illegally making unsupervised fraudulent bets.
3. Destruction of property- you destroyed both private and public property on your rampage causing a total of 134 gold coins worth of damage.
4. Petty assault- numerous bruises, minor cuts and insults to multiple individuals.
5. Public indecency- urinating in public and throwing urine soaked cloth.
6. Disturbance- Disturbance of public life, order and peace.
7. Evasion of capture- you evaded guards who had fair grounds to arrest you.
8. Moderate and extreme violence- injuring and or maiming dozens of people.
9. Gendered violence- Traunist is an equal trade city unlike the backwaters you come from any violence gendered in nature is a crime and you injured 8 women (this law is not exclusive and can be placed on other laws)
10. Harming of minors- you injured one 17 year old and two 18 year old minors.
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.....conclusion: for the reasons stated as above Zeth of Serothor, Serothor's peoples and products are hereby banished indefinitely from Traunist at the agreement of 5 of the 6 trade guilds whom govern Traunist]
What the fuck did Oz do?!