Why do you continue to read this and waste your time? This story is a literal war crime.
Everything is a total mess, and this braindead author thinks he is playing 4d chess.
The plot stinks, take a whiff and our dear author is still hanging off a cliff.
Where is the character development where is the fun? Careful author, he has a gun.
But the cliffhanger-san was a fool, that is why he was shot…cool.
The dude dropped dead into the ball pit, right onto the kid…shit.
Everyone begins to shout, screams so loud, the crowd was so darn proud.
Gone was the author and this strange story, no need to worry.
The real author was a bit confused but mainly pretty amused.
The real plan had been to kill him soon, or leave him on the moon.
The real problem was quite complex, how could the virgin now have sex?
The real problem, pardon, was kinda hard. How should the "real story" now start?
Should he pull a "once upon a time?" Should he just hire a replacement mime?
Should he just pretend that this was the ultimate happy end?
The annoying author was dead─hurray. There was nothing more to say.
The assassin saved the readers from deadly pain, no more thinking, no more brain.
Damn you plot armor he is still alive, quick Assasin gut him with a knife.
The ball pit soon was red, and the author surely dead.
But lets not leave anything up to fate, just use this grenade.
A loud explosion later, the author surely met his maker.
Maybe, that too was just a fluke, therefore lets just use a nuke.
Thus our hero, met his end at ground zero.
Oh no, that was just a clone… use the automatic hunting drone.
This is a battle that we must win-dang it we just shot his twin.
He might be wearing a disguise, just shoot and don't ask twice.
We must stop this danger even if we eliminate every stranger.
Kill anyone who does resist, should the problem still exist.
Murder those of similar name, for he is to blame.
Let us travel back in time and reincarnate him as a slime.
Let us erase the planet Earth, that might prevent his rebirth.
Let us kill reality as we know, to deal his existence a lasting blow.
Let us end the universe, to finally kill this damn curse.
….
Look, things might have gotten a little out of hand, at least this rhyme stuff came to an end.
"You must rhyme", said a strange voice and held a gun at my head… I had no choice.
"We need 10k Dollars in Cash or your body shall be burned to ash"
But, dear voice sir, what am I to tell? The story has been told… eh something with shell.
" Tell them about the art of writing in all its glory"; dear readers I am very sorry.
Please enjoy the "beauty" of writing from A-Z, so that you might see.
A is for art, angel or ass anything a writer has touched more than grass.
B as in Boobs, breaststicels, bazookas, bahanokas that make the reader go bonkers.
C is for conflict and climax, it is what you deserve; not that kind of climax perv.
Also for cool characters called Chad with scars and wounds─ 404 creativity not found,
The "D" is for drama, the sudden death of your fat Mama.
E is for the edgy teen who dreams of inserting his pipe into a beautiful queen.
F is for friendzone for all them beta-cucks who did not get a single fuck
G is for bottomless Greed, writing that soulless sheeiiiit.
Now, now, now we are far from done, the funni has just begunni.
H is for Horny. It is the purpose of every writing journey.
I is for insults, the verbal slapping of faces. The insertion of yourself in places.
J for them good jokes, like what do you call a good WN author...broke.
K represents the word korrect, the perfect proof that good spelling is far from the truth.
Cuz grammar and tenses is stupide stuff, all you need in lifu is being buff.
L is for Love and Loser. Both are beautiful and yet moronic, which is kinda ironic.
You see, it is kind of a lie. A loser has to be ugly, since he gotta be that kind of guy.
There is M for magic, always in the trend. Even with mighty spells, they still can't get a single friend.
Give heartfelt applause for our letter N. For the Nobodies of this world─one quick Amen.
There is O for OP, short for Overused Peen. If the slong aint long, it shall not be seen.
There is P for PP, is this another dick joke?-- Oui, oui.
Hihihi, a teenie tortelline-looking zucchine weenie… Please feel free, just end me..
"The quest has been denied. Continue, until your brain has been fried "
There is Q for quality in writing, a rare sighting. There is R for Rent; hey I am an author not earning a single cent. There is S for super special sound of effects of doom, swish swoosh kaboom. There is for T for Trinitrotoluene, thats TNT you buffoon.
U means that U are the problem. [V]irgins like you [W]ish for stupidity, you Goblin.
Making all the stories so [X]tremely uninspired. Z is for Zoo, since I am throwing shit at you.
"The chapter needs to have at least a 1000 words" Why must I do this for these nerds?
Let me put it a little more direct so that these guys understand the meaning of "perfect". It is not 5 stars because the author writes so outlandish as if he came from Planet Mars. It is okay to expect your authors to use a little bit of creativity and actually try to write a good story, Jeez, I am soooo sorry. Have some god damn respect for yourself. Someone's gonna die if I see another semi-nude elf.
Reading is more than watching numbers rise and dumbass lies. I know WN is a special turf, but please do not recycle plotlines as if you wanted to save Planet Earth.
Maybe it is just me who is lacking a functioning brain, maybe the readers are truly sane..... Good one. I know this story is doo doo, that is why people will read it without bs voodoo.
We both know that people are hoes for the term system, it does not take any wisdom.
Enjoy the show, the real story is about to begin, finally this chapter comes to an end___Fin.