"The new house is fine. But can someone tell me why, she (goddess) is going to live here?"
Twin:"come on, it's your "friend" or so you said."
"....."
I'll pay him back later...
Twin:"don't look at me like if your going to murder me."
(Few hours later)
I was looking at the tv with my twin and my "friend", when the doorbell ringed.
I opened the door and....
*main villain standing there
I closed the door.
Twin:"who is it?."
"No don't open the door-"
Too late.
Twin:"oh, your here!,"
"┏( ͡O ⏥ ͡o)┛"
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"So, the main vi- I mean he, is your best friend?"
Twin:"unlike you, I HAVE a friend."
Twin:"with the "best" on the front."
MV(main villain):"so this "kid" is your little brother?!."
"A twin."
Twin:"yep, he looks like a dried squid next to you two (the main villain and the goddess)"
"Excuse you, we are a twin, did you forget?."
Twin:"ohhh ya."
"...."
I pulled my twin to a corner for a bit.
"Don't you work as a hero?."
Twin:"so?."
"Can you be a best friend with the mastermind of every evil?."
Twin:"uh.. no. Why are you asking?."
Should I tell him, or are you going to?.
He is my (ex) boss!!!!
*door bell ringing
"What now..."
I opened the door, and a dirty cloth got pulled over my face.
...
The kidnapper threw me inside the car.
"Can I ask where are you taking me?."
Why am I calm?, maybe because I heard them talk.
Kidnapper1:"this is the wrong person you idiot!."
Kidnapper2:"he looked the same!."
Kidnapper1:"this is his twin!"
Kidnapper2:"should we kill him to get rid of the mistake?."
Kidnapper3:"we can use him as a hostage?."
Kidnapper1:"good idea!."
So far, they sound like those idiot mob villain.
"So where are you guys taking me?."
Kidnapper1:"stay quiet!."
Kidnapper3:"no way I'm telling you that we are taking you to an abandoned warehouse at the outskirt of the city!."
Abandoned warehouse at the outskirt of the city... noted. Of course it's the classic warehouse.
'System'
[the system is currently off-]
'I'll let you go on how you ripped me off last time'
[the system is back on service, how may I help you?.]
'Do you have anything that can contact my twin, or help me escape?."
[we have the ultimate phone!, super deluxe, 3.5 version!]
'Yes, yes, deluxe whatever. How much is it?."
[it's only 15 coin!, but it now!.]
'.... I'll buy it'
[sent to your inventory!, now bye!.]
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(Twins POV)
It's taking too long for him to be checking who's at the door...
In front of the door, a sticky note?.
Note: we took your twin, muwa-ha-ha!. If you want to get him back, you better come "alone" to **** street.
They... kidnapped-
Than, a small drone like thing came and started saying something, it was my twins voice.
MC:"an abandoned warehouse at the outskirt of the city. I'm at the abandoned warehouse at the outskirt of the city. Buy me an ice cream on your way, anything but strawberry flavor."
Should I be glad that he sounds fine?.