I was talking to the stranger when a crowd of people gathered, a hero, fighting a villain.
Mob2:"isn't he the famous hero lollipop!."
By now, I'm laughing tears, who would get there hero name to be a lollipop?, but than, my villain name is strawberry milk...
Villain, the hero lollipop is fighting.... uh..
Mob2:"isn't that the villain who has been pretty active lately, he's the villain: rainbow!."
Sparkly rainbow and unicorn, great names.....
(Author: now you see why I'm not naming the character.)
I forgot about the guy that was about to jump off the bridge and was going to go back home( or what was a home) when a pervert came up to me.
Pervert:"would you like to have fun with me?"
"If you count calling the police on you "fun" than yes."
Pervert:"don't be like that"
He grabbed onto my wrist...
Twin:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!"
My twin came, looking like he can murder this man.
Twin:"you can go home first."
"Yep, I'll never forget you my twin, it was a good time."
Twin:"don't act like I will die."
Too late, I was already gone and didn't hear that.
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(Twins POV)
My twin is indeed a trouble magnet.
Pervert:"I .^]^%|*£!,^|!.€"
(the author crossed this out, not because the author don't know what a pervert should say... *cough *cough *wink *wink)
Twin:"I have a d*** and if you're still interested, I hope you are fine with being the bottom doing ******* and ****** also ******."
That shut him up.
I need to follow my twin before he finds another trouble.
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(Back to MC's POV)
Uh.... can I ask why there is a dragon here?."
Goddess:"...."