"So... this dragon is your friend?"
Goddess:"yep!."
"Can you explain why the other half of the house is broken?."
Goddess:".... uh.. that is.. so.."
"Don't tell me this "friend" of yours is going to stay with us."
Goddess:"can he?."
"We need to buy a castle at this point."
Twin:"should I find one?."
"Your back, and no."
Goddess:"he's harmless, he doesn't bite or anything."
"Yes, sooo harmless that it destroyed the other half of the house, what if people see him?"
Goddess:"I took care of that... anyway, he can change size pleaseeee"
"Don't act like raising a dragon is same with a dog!!!."
[choice A: raise the dragon
Choice B: raise the dragon!
Choice C: raise the dragon!!! (I love dragon)]
'The helpful system as always... I'm writing a complaint!.'
(Few hours later)
I did ended up saying yes..
I was trying to relax(if you call laying on the floor of a ruined house, trying to "relax")
When a magic circle? Kind of thing appeared.
Magic circle:")jekxjvslwbbwl fjxbfjxkbfkdksjisndbdkdnbwlbxkdnfhzlzbbeojzheikdbslslsnlz!!!!!3@:&/&!!!!!!"
Why is it so loud!!!!
*pop!
?:"ahem, hello!, I heard you had a trouble with one of the system!."
"Yes, and.."
Vis:"I'm Vis_ci3nt, call me vis, and I'm the head manager of the systems!."
Vis:"lately, too many people were transmigrated so we are lacking systems, some people don't even have a system right now... and with our goddess going through punishment... sorry to tell you we can't replace your system for now-"
Goddess:"oh, hello vis!."
Vis:"why are you here?!"
Goddess:"you know.. business."
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(System's POV)
This is my second time someone writing a complaint to me... Good thing we are lacking system, or else, I'll probably be demoted again.
John:"not long have you been back and causing trouble again..."
System:"I did nothing wrong this time!."
John:"that was what you said last time."
System:"I really did nothing, it's not like I gave him quest: "do three backflip with your underwear" like last time."
John:"just when I thought you'll learn from last time..."
System:"your not listening, I really did nothing wrong!"
John:"you probably ripped him off a few times."
System:"tsk, this is why I don't like people too smart for their own good..."
John:"you need to stop watching action movie with villains."
System:"you don't know how to lose one word do you."