(At the ex-MC's home)
If your asking me why, I'm at the ex-MC's home, here's the short explanation.
Ex-MC:"if you don't have a place to stay, you can come live at my house."
"Sure"
That's it, Yes, that's it... I'm glad the ex-MC allowed me to live here, my last card was to go back to the room my job gave me.
I'm kind of, "kind of" worried about my twin, he can't even cook! Eating all that instant foods are bad for his body, I'm only "kind of" worried, ok?.
Well.... I was "kind of" worried, until I saw the wanted poster, I was a fool for even being a bit worried about him, at least put me in a "missing" poster! Someone would think I'm a wanted villain!(well.. I am)
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(Convenience store part timer's POV)
Can I just have a normal day?, without villain threatening to blow up the store, or someone fainting face-flat onto the ground?
MC:" ANYBODY CALL 911 or anything!"
Mob character1:" what's the number for 911?"
Convenience store part timer:" it's 911 you idiot!"
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Finally my shift ended, I need to change my shift or something, I'm telling you that time is cursed!.
CSPT(convenience store part timer):"back"
Side villain:" What's for dinner?"
CSPT:"we're going to order food for dinner"
Side villain:"fine with me."
Side villain:" did something happen?"
CSPT:"nothing, just some dude fainting face-flat onto the ground"
Side villain:" ah... so nothing happened, good."
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(Main villain's POV)
Just sitting at my desk, listening to these old man blabbering, why should I care if some useless people without ability die?( author: that's the ultimate villain thinking!)
Mob1:"if we did that, many people will die!"
Mob2:"what do you think sir?"
They all looked at me..
Main villain:"Oh, sorry, what did you say? ^^"
Mob3:"young people now days.."
That was totally meant for me to hear, isn't it?
Mob1:" we can end the meeting here and continue later...."
Well... at least someone's smart enough.
Main villain:"You"
Bodyguard1:" yes sir"
Main villain:"take care of them."
Bodyguard:"yes sir."