After the clean up, the house was at least livable just need to fill the fridge with some food, this house only has instant noodles (how did my twin even live until now?)
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(At the market)
I knew something like this would happen....
Side villain:"give me everything you have!"
Curse you author!
Well, he doesn't seem like a ability user? So I'll be fine..(probably)
Hero1:" I'm here so don't be afraid people!"
Yes yes your here, clap clap.. now can you stop with the talk and take him down?
*still posing for the camera
*side villain taking everything and running away now
"...."
Are you blind?! Never mind, I knew side or mob character has low IQ but.. with this low, how is the world even working?.
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(At home)
Twin:" bought my ice cream?"
"None"
Twin:" you told me you would buy it!"
"A villain came and stole it"
Twin:"what did the hero do?"
"... posing for the camera..."
Twin:( I need to see which hero was there today)
"Move, it's my time to watch the tv"
Twin:"fine, I was about to go out anyway"
"Where are you going?"
Twin:" none of your business!"
" don't forget to close the door- hey!"
.. just great
Tv:" today, a d-class villain robbed the **** market, our hero who was on site, hero: sparkly-"
He's name was sparkly? Did a kindergartner name it?, actually a kindergartner would name better than that, seriously sparkly.. pfft!
What kind of hero name is that? The author need some naming sense (author:"excuse me?")
Tv:" oh, we just got a news that hero sparkly was fired as a hero, well bad for him but let's move on to the next news"
Suddenly fired?.. hmm weird, they never done that before.
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(The side villain's POV)
I really lucked out today, good thing the hero on site was an idiot, those hero.... they only care about their fame.
... he got fired?.. that never happened before, who knows? Maybe the hero organization is finally willing to change.
I miss my parents.. wish I could go back..
No use being sad over spilt milk( I think that was the saying?) Im busy living in this world to care about before.
Convenience store part-timer:" I'm back"
Side villain:" what's today's dinner?"