* phone ring
I forgot I even had a phone, let's see it from.... sh*t.
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Well here is my sweet job, a villain( remember I'm a villain's sidekick?)
Let's see.. I need to rob **** museum to get a.. mana stone? I'm supposed to be a sidekick, not a official villain! And with my ability, just how?! And the most important here.. my villain name is....strawberry milk.. f*ck-( strawberry milk:" mu-ha-ha!, made a come back!)sparkly and strawberry milk, what's with the naming sense?!!!!.
Back to my job here, well..
All the laser and the guards...
'System!!!! GIVE ME SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!' I don't want to be a fried strawberry milk!
[ finally calling me after 1 and a half chapter are you?]
'Not time to be pissed of right now!, do you have anything useful?'
[ ah... we got something...]
[ here we go, item: muscle memory Ta-ta!]
'Muscle memory?'
[ the original body did things like this on daily basis, you know?]
'Oh.. ya.. HOW MUCH IS IT!'
[ 100 coin with tax [̲̅$̲̅( ͡^ ▿ ͡^)̲̅$̲̅]]
'How much is it without tax?'
[ 5 coin ⊂ ͡^ - ͡^つ]
' what did you say the total was again?
(҂ ͡^ - ͡^)ᕤ"
[ your total is 6 coin sir.]
'(҂ ͡^ - ͡^)ᕤ ?'
[ 5 coin..]
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After I nicely(?) asked the system for a discount, I was able to buy it for 4 coin,
Now I'm ready.
I guess muscle memory was a cheat skill, being able to pass all of those traps.. was this original body's owner even human?
"Just need to take this and-"
Twin:" stop right there, villain!"
That voice..... that all too familiar voice..
" why are you here- uh.. I mean.. eat this hero! *smoke bomb"
Twin:" that voice.. no way.. there could be similar voice.. * rushing home"
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(At home)
Why is that prick there?! I mean.. my "sweet" twin.
I need to change my cloth very quick, now just sit on the sofa, turn on the tv-
*door opens
Twin:"I'm back"
" what took you so long?"
Twin:" some stuff.. why are you so out of breath?"
"Ah... that, exercise?"
Twin:" and you smell like smoke.."
" I had a smoked bacon! You know.. because I was hungry?, it's late, but what do you want for dinner?"
Twin:" at 12:23 pm?"
"Are you eating or not?"
Twin:" order pizza?"
" sure"
[ your sweating like crazy, host]
'Sush up, or should I make you?'
[...]