(Convenience store part timer's POV)
today is Sunday!, after all my "boring" stuff ended, I went to the market to buy some stuff for dinner, I didn't miss any sales and saved a lot of money! What's wrong with my luck today, as I was feeling pretty happy-
* siren going off
Announcement:" ah-ah hmm.. making n announcement here, apparently, villains don't rest in weekends! A D-class villain is threatening to destroy the earth, of course don't worry! He's too weak to do that, the most he can blow is one block, no damage here, just in case, stay away from block 1-2!, hope you a good weekend and a hellish Monday! (っ ^ ₃ ^ )っ"
Welp glad it's a D-class, no trouble to me, I'll be fine long as I stay away from block 1-2, D-class villains are weak after all-
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F my jinxed mouth!!!! 凸 ( ͡❛ ᵜ ͡❛)凸
That caught me off guard, I couldn't block the whole explosion... dang! Just a few scratches, I'll just go to the hospital to check if theres other injuries....
(At the hospital)
Doctor:"your totally fine! Just a few scratches that will heal in few hours without any healers!"
"Thanks"
Glad it's a few scratches and I didn't break anything!, such a good weather looking up to the blue sky as I'm going out of the hospital.
"What's that thing falling down?.... is.. that.. a.. PERSON!!! ┏( ' ⏥ ' )┛"
???:"sry!, uh.. if you injured, ask the man chasing me for money!!!!, bye!!!"
(MC's POV)
I don't know if I break something!, yes.. here I am.. jumping of the forth floor, me, crazy? Yes I think so too at this point, but more crazy than that ex-MC?.. NO.
As I was jumping down, I looked up and the ex-MC was jumping down after me!
I looked down this time and.. is that a person?.. yes it is..
*crash
"sry!, uh.. if you're injured, ask the man chasing me for money!!!!, bye!!!"
And shoot.. I forgot the ex-MC can fly,(author!!! Why did you give the ex-MC cool ability and stuff while I got this!!!)