Roses are red, blood is also red, f the author, the ex-MC is getting closer to me (mommy help me!!.)
Please, if there is a god, make something happen! anything is fine, just stop that psychopath ex-MC from getting an inch closer!
*BOOM
"0-0" k... thanks?
Side villain 1:"I WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD!!!"
"-_-" actually.. not.
What's with the plot! If your going to go into a dungeon raid, just do it! What's with the supervillain and everything?!.
Author:" ¯\_( ▀̿ ̿︣ - ▀̿ ̿ ︣ )_/¯ you wanted it, so here it is"
"Helpful" as always.. (っ ͡▀̿ ̿ - ͡▀̿ ̿ )っ
(Main)villain:"what are you planning to do?!"
Side villain 1:"If I press this red button on this remote control.. the.. EARTH... WILL.. EXPLODE!!! Mu ha-ha!... you can stop it from exploding, but I won't tell you that if you press this button for more than 10sec, it becomes useless and doesn't explode!!"
*clap clap
Couldn't have explained better..
Side villain 1:"the reason why I'm trying to destroy earth.. it all happened when I was a child.."
*seeing the past-
"NOPE!, nobody asked nor are they curious about your past, 1min explanation: GET THE BUTTON AND PRESS IT FOR MORE THAN 10sec!!!!"
Welp.. I'll leave that to the ex-MC and the (main) villain.., what?, I only have a support ability! And I need to make close contact to use it, I can't stick to them like a koala, they're fine on their own.
*ex-MC and (main) villain (also the readers) looking at him.
Don't look at me like that!!!!!