3rd POV
A boy with white hair, standing in a middle of the forest. He walk towards a cliff, he looks down, seeing a river. He sighed and starts to explore the place.
Akito POV
If you readers wondering where am I, I'm currently at the location where Shisui committed suicide. The Naka River :D
Yuki: you're breaking the 4th wall and what's with the smiley face?!
Akito: shut up
Anyways, back to the story.
I walk towards the cliff and look how steep it is. 'Damn, how can he dive into this cliff? It must be hurt... I mean, it's worth try... right?' I thought to myself.
I pushed away those suicidal thoughts and search for a way to go down the cliff
'jumping off the cliff is easy but getting way up back is not. so that's a no. '
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Good news: I found a secret passage to go down! Probably because of the plot armor
Yuki: I'm telling you stop breaking the 4th wall!
Akito: shush! It's the truth and let me continue the story. Anyways-
Good news, I found a secret passage to go down and a plan on how to catch Shisui but I still have no idea how to heal his eyes. Maybe during the massacre, I'll steal somebody's eyes and transplant into his eye socket. ' wait a second..... how tf he got his eyes out of his sockets?! Doesn't that friggin hurts? '
Bad news, I'm currently stuck on my plans to save Itachi. Maybe I can be friends with Sasuke or Shisui first and I'll find a way to get info on his illness and news about the coup
' ... Why am I doing all the work again? I could've just let them be and not change shit. Who am I to play god? Damn midlife crisis. I'm going to have a breakdown later. Not now.'
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I went back up to the forest and decide to explore more and find any escape route if I got find out. Surprisingly there's many ways to escape and my survival chance is 6%
If I got discovered, they will kill me but then again I am immortal so I can fake my death but they don't know that I'm immortal and they can mark me as an outsider or an enemy....
' Fuck..'
I rake through my hair using my hand and sigh. 'I've been sighing a lot lately... *sigh*'
' Time to go back.' I thought as I run back to konoha. Surprisingly my energy never ran out and I kinda like the fact that I'm running faster than before. In my previous life, I swear I couldn't even finish a lap.
-Timeskip brought by Hagoromo buying milk for 1000+ years-
I look at Ibiki, dead in the eye and said " Are you kidding me?"
I just got back just to see Ibiki in a pink apron trying to cook but he burned it and now it's scorched...
Ibiki grumbles and tells me to shut up. I smoke for the 3rd time this day. Ibiki glare at me but I didn't care. I don't give a fuck. I just go and clean the burned kitchen and cook like a housewife I am.
After 30 minutes, I finally cleaned it. No spot left and the meal is perfect. Ibiki sweat dropped at my action. " How did you manage to do all of this in just a few minutes? " Ibiki asks me.
"... fanfiction logic" I answered. Ibiki look at me with a confused face. I just shook my head and he nods because he understood that he won't understand shit even if he ask because me too.
As always, we eat in silence and mind our own business.
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"can I go out and kill? " I ask Ibiki. I'm currently laying on a couch,staring at the ceiling because there's nothing better to do.
"sure" Ibiki answered me.
"for real? " I ask again. A hope glimmer in my eyes.
".... yes now shut up"
I grin like a Cheshire cat.
'great, I have permission to kill and I swear I'll find a way to kill Danzo faster. That bitch is the root of the fucking problem of Uchiha massacre and the reason why Akatsuki group is build . (no puns intended) '
"... I take my words back, you can't kill but you can torture them mentally " Ibiki said after seeing me grinning like a damn maniac. I pouted. "fuck you" I said to him.
"you're too young so, no" Ibiki replied. I just look at him, unimpressed and show him my middle finger.
He looks back at me and give me two fucks while a fake smile plastered on his face.
I clicked my tongue in annoyance. I mumbled some curse words in French, English and other languages. Ibiki seem disturbed and yet curious whatever I said.
- a few hours later-
" How are so god damned tall?! Are you a damned giraffe?? my neck fucking hurts trying to look at your ugly ass face." I ask/told Ibiki. Ibiki is currently bringing me to the interrogation sect but I keep losing him! Even my neck is sore trying to find his tall ass. *sigh*
" Shut up brat! Just follow me. It's not that hard." He said.
'It's not hard?! Not hard he says?! He walks faster than I am, this place is crowded with sarcastic dumbasses and the whole place is a fucking maze! Plus, scarface is 193cm tall according to anime/manga and this bitch is the tallest person in Konoha! How dafuq am I supposed to find this giraffe when I'm fuckin short?! Useless 5 year old body!' 💢 "Fuck you"
" Do I look like I care ?" He said/ask
'That's it- I'm done with this shit!' I kicked his shin with all my strength. Ibiki grunted, he crouch and rub his hurting shin. Ibiki glares at me. I give him ' I-don't-give-a-fuck' look. Both of us glare each other until a few people decided to break our fight apart.
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" can I kill myself?" I ask Ibiki while drawing on my book.
" tell me why. The reason must be valid and I'll give you the permission to do so" Ibiki replied
" I hate my life, it sucks. The burden that is placed on me is exhausting me so much. I'm tired, I'm damned tired. I haven't sleep nearly a month and I can't even rest for fucks sake. Also, you might want to re stock coffee and do groceries. "
" Go ahead. Just don't do it in front of me." Ibiki said. I dumbfounded.
"what?" I ask him to confirm did I just heard he said that he allowed me to commit suicide.
" you deaf? I said go ahead" Ibiki replied.
"ok" I said as got out a pocket knife from my hoodie pocket and went into a random room. I slit my throat. Easy. Blood gushing out from my throat. It hurts. Do I care? maybe
Two people in the room stunned at my action and tried to help me. 'How didn't I realize that there's people in here?' Apparently the two people who's in the room is the ANBUs that supposed to protect/guard me.
The lay me down and check my injury. Both of them surprised when my injury is already healed even though they don't show it but I bet they're going to report to the hokage about this.
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" you actually did it huh?" Ibiki ask me.
I scowled. " shut up, you gave me permission to do so and I'm not even dead so chill"
" give me the pocket knife" Ibiki demands me while sticking his hand out.
"no" was all I said. He glares at me, emitting bloodlust. I glare at him back, not giving any shit about the bloodlust he emitted.
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'How tf am I on the floor getting pinned by Ibiki??I knew peace wasn't even an option. Fuck him! ' I struggled to make him let me go.
I suddenly feel a sting on my neck and the next thing I know is I fainted.
'Damn you..'