I'm sad... my birthday is when the first day of school starts and I have exam... and an uninvited guest came to my house... somebody gave a critique about my novel... I'm sad but have this crack chapter.
This is the last time I publish here. If you want to read further, go to my new acc.
username: Yuki_09
Fanfic title: Why Me??!! (Naruto Fanfic)
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Itachi: Yeah, I'm the wanted kind of guy
Akito: True but that's also because you're an S rank rouge nin
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Akito: tell that you caught a fish
Naruto : I caught a mothafuckin fish!
Akito: pfft-
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Akito : did you know that humans are made of atoms? And since we're made of atoms, that means we have never touch anything in our lives.
Akito : so the answer to your question, no I did not punch sasuke.
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Akito: *does something that offense Ibiki *
Ibiki: .... beg your pardon?
Akito: then beg
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Kakashi: I have the sharpest memory. Try naming something I forgot.
Naruto: You left Gai sensei at the desert a few days ago
Akito: he did that on purpose, Naruto.
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Kakashi from accounting class: how do I save my file...
Akito: how tf you gonna save the economy if you can't even save a goddamn file? but tbh, i too don't know how to save a file, so the economy is now fucked up.
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Kakashi : you suck
Akito: well you swallow
Kakashi : 👀
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Fugaku : my house, my rules
Itachi: my knife, your life
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Kakashi: did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.
Akito: not gonna lie, it fucking hurts and it feels as if my whole body just got crushed.
Kakashi: wait, that's not how this is supposed to-
Akito: I got used to it after going through all those dying situation. If you share the same fate as I do, you better watch out and try to avoid the clouds because it kind of speeds the fall more-
Kakashi: ...
Akito: *continues to ramble about it*
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Akito: I swing both ways
Akito: Violently. With a bat. Come and get some. motherfucker.
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