Why are you guys putting this in your collection?? I thought I already said to go on my other one. I already update a few chapter but I guess for you guys, I'll update the chapter here.
Bonus Chapter:
If Akito is in Akatsuki ... ( maybe I will put him in Akatsuki, who knows?) 😏 :
Akito POV
I'm currently standing with Itachi outside the Akatsuki hideout. I fumbled my hand, searching my glasses inside my pocket hoodie. I give it to him my glasses. Itachi looked at me with a questioning face. " I know you dumbass are going blind because of your eye problem now wear it." I said to him. Itachi just nods and wear it.
I give a sign for him to lead me to get in the cave. Itachi leads me into a room, probably where they gather. He opens the door and everybody who's in there stares at us... 'awkward'
"Who's that, un? " Deidara asked. " Is that the new member? Since when do you wear glasses Itachi?" Kisame asked Itachi.
"Nah, I'm your therapist. I give him glasses because this dumbass don't want to wear one despite being nearly blind so I forced him." I told them.
" hn" Itachi answered us.
" Next time I'll bring you a dictionary. Who knows maybe you can talk more Itachi." I said to him. Hidan and Kisame laughed at my statement while others tries to hide their laugh. Itachi just 'hned' at me again. I rolled my eyes.
"shut up, you owe me one" I said to him. We had a silent argument and I ended it with a sigh. " fine, you win but you still owe me one. Damn Uchihas" I muttered the last sentence under my breath. 'Damn, I sound like Tobirama.... Fuck him, (not literally) he's a racist'
"What now?" I asked them.
" I don't know un... wait until leader ask for you I guess, un" Deidara answered me while making clay bomb. " Thanks for answering me bae, I'll give you more clay to make your arts later." I said to Deidara since everybody else mind their own business. Deidara froze when I called him 'bae'.
" I'm a male un." Deidara told me. " So? " I asked him. Deidara narrows his eyes and goes a bit far than me. The others looks a bit disturbed. Even Hidan is creeped out.
" You know what, I'm out of this shit. I'm not fucking gay." Hidan said while going into his room.
" I thought every member here is gay? " I asked since I've read some fanfics where they ship something like Kakuzu x Hidan, Sasori x Deidara, Kisame x Itachi and many more. I've lost innocence long time ago... the dark side of fanfics is never fun sometimes...
" The hell brat?! We're all aren't gay!" Sasori yelled at me. " If you say so" I said with a shrug. Sasori grumbled in annoyance.
"so... what am I supposed to do?" I ask not knowing what to do. Itachi is reading a book while sitting on a chair, Kisame is minding his own business with his sword, Kakuzu with his money, Sasori went and playing with puppets, Deidara with his clay, Hidan ,Konan, Zetsu, Tobi and Pein/Pain? Is nowhere to be found.
I sighed and plopped to the floor. Kakuzu spared me a glance and count back his money. 'Man, I want to die than experience this boring life..' I closed my eyes and without realizing, I already fell asleep.
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Itachi POV
I was reading my book. Surprisingly the glasses works. I can finally read properly. I suddenly hear a plop sound. I see Akito laying on the floor. ' He does know that he could've just lay on the couch or the living room right?' I thought to myself.
Akito sighed and close his eyes... sleeping maybe? I shrug giving no care towards him.
' But why do I feel like something bad will happen soon?'
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After a few minutes, Akito jerked up and he coughed so hard, there's blood came out of his mouth. Me being a protective brother I am, I went up to him and see if there's something wrong. The others look a bit concerned because he woke up and cough up blood for no obvious reason.
Akito POV
'Guess what mfs, I just died in my dream again. How you may ask? Apparently my heart explode and DAMN IT HURTS LIKE HELL. '
I can feel my mouth coughing up blood. Itachi came up to me to see if there's something wrong.
"I's ok, I just died for a while, I'll be fine soon" I said. My throat feel hoarse and damn, my voice sounds raspy. I wiped off my blood and Itachi help me to get up. Suddenly, I heard a clicking sound. Everybody looks at the door that's opening. It was Pein. He looks at me with a questioning face and ask " Do I want to know what happened?"
"No but you have to know. just kidding. I died for a while but you probably won't care. " I said to him.
" What do you mean died for a while?" somebody ask.
" My heart somehow exploded and I'm somehow alive." I answered them. 'Damn, my throat hurts af'
"That's just plain stupid. How did your heart explode and how are you alive?" Sasori asks. I just shrug as an answer because I too have no clue how shit works. Pain looks at us, done with our shit and left to his office. 'Bitch, you were supposed to interview me or sum shiz'
My body suddenly feel weird.. ' I CAN'T FEEL MY BODY- WTF-' Itachi looks at me now like a worried mom. He carries me and lay me on the couch. " Thanks-" Before I knew it, I already black out.
Itachi POV
"Thanks-" Akito said but then he fell unconscious. I internally panic.
" Is he dead? " I heard Sasori ask. Kisame glanced with worry written on his face.
I put my fingers on his neck to search his pulse.... none-
Wait... He's still breathing.... WHAT-
Kisame POV
I watch Itachi searching for a pulse on the new member- ' I just realized we never get his name..'
Itachi looked at Akito with wide eyes. ' This is the first time seeing him surprised' " Is something wrong, Itachi?" I asked him.
"He has no pulse but he's still breathing...." Itachi said.
Everybody froze and stop whatever they're doing.
"That's impossible!" I heard Sasori yelled. Itachi shakes his head, not leaving his eyes on the new member. " Check it yourself." He told Sasori. Sasori did the same thing as Itachi before. "It's true.." Sasori mutters. Everybody in the room heard it.
- A few hours later-
3rd POV
" Is he still alive? I don't want a corpse staying in this room" Kakuzu said.
"He's still breathing" Itachi replied.
Sasori and Deidara fighting about art behind them. Tobi is coloring and drawing a picture using crayons. Hidan and Kisame went out for mission.
Suddenly, a groan escaped from Akito's mouth. He woke up. His body twitched, pain shot through his body. He gently lay down again. ' That was the greatest sleep I have ever got but my body hurts wtf- ' He thought.
Sasori noticing him awake, he called him. "Oi brat!"
"What?" Akito ask.
" what are you?" Sasori ask with full of curiosity. The others just look at Akito, expecting an answer. Akito was silent for a while and then ask "what? I'm a human of course"
"Then how are you still breathing when you have no pulse?" Sasori ask Akito.
" So you're asking how is that I'm dead but I'm still alive?" Akito ask Sasori.
" yes" Sasori confirmed with a scowl.
Akito took a deep breath and said " what the actual fuc-" but Itachi cuts him off saying "Language!" Akito clicked his tongue in annoyance. He sighs and said " who knows, maybe I'm a zombie but I'm pretty sure I'm a human. Last time I check, I'm still a human."
Tobi, acting like a 5 years old screaming and run away while yelling that Akito is a zombie. Everybody groan in annoyance. "Shut up , un!" Deidara yelled at Tobi while exploding Tobi's ass.
" He better pay the fine later" Kakuzu grumbled.
TBC...