*Forum of Uselesses*
-Ding-
Red Dragon: Look who just came online.
Sloppy Mind: Ayo! Has the Earth stopped moving?
Acting Coquettish: *Emoji of grinning*
Morning Breeze: I just can't believe she dares to show her teeth. It's been two months. Two long fu*king months and she is acting like... Like...
Acting Coquettish: Like a coquette.
Morning Breeze: You...!!!
Acting Coquettish: *Emoji of showing her tongue.*
Sloppy Mind: Ha ha ha ha
Flying Kite: Or acting grabby.
Red Dragon: Stop it. @flyingkite
Flying Kite: Who knows.
Burning Desire: She might have any motive to come here again. She did the same last time, remember?
Morning Breeze: *Emoji of being annoyed*
Acting Coquettish: Bingo! You know me so well. xoxo @flyingkite, @burningdesire
Miles to Go: Uuurrrggghhh! Nobody messaged anything thoughout the whole day, and all of a sudden messages are coming like a flood. You guys are so annoying. Just look at the clock, it's middle of the night.
Morning Breeze: Awww, you got up from your sleep baby?
Sloppy Mind: Have school tomorrow kiddo?
Miles to Go: I have not slept for three days. Three fu*king days. I have sh*ts to do, I have a office to attend. My dad will kill me if I fail to submit the project plan before the deadline.
Sloppy Mind: Want to sleep so badly? Want me to sing a lullaby for you?
Burning Desire: I thought you were a guy. @sloppymind
Sloppy Mind: I am a guy. So what?
Burning Desire: Nothing, I just never seen my dad singing lullabies.
Morning Breeze: Stop generalizing things. I am also good at singing lullabies. I put my baby to sleep often at midnight.
Sloppy Mind: You have a child? *Emoji to be astonished*
Morning Breeze: Yes. Quite a big one. I call her Bae, but she wants me to call her Honey.
Sloppy Mind: Okay, got it. *Speechless*
Flying Kite: Ewww!
Miles to Go: Ewww!
Morning Breeze: What? Really. She even calls me daddy at night, you know. Even if I punish her, she asks for more. Gosh, even remembering her adorably innocent eyes, her every 'yes daddy', 'more daddy' turns me on. What a cute, adorable, hot, sexy...
Red Dragon: Wow!
Burning Desire: Ewww!
Miles to Go: Ewww!
Flying Kite: Stop torturing my single heart! I should find someone for me too.
Sloppy Mind: If you feel alone, care to think about me? @flyingkite
Acting Coquettish: Ahem Ahem *sticker of coughing hard*
Morning Breeze: Okay, got you.
Sloppy Mind: Alright. You have our attention now. @actingcoquettish
Red Dragon: Fine. Tell us, what's the matter now?
Acting Coquettish: Actually...
-Ding-
Red Dragon: Wow! What is the occasion today.
Flying Kite: 'Monkey's Butt just joined the chat'! Gosh, I would not ever stop feeling sick of seeing this line.
Burning Desire: Right, it's yuucckkk. *Emoji of vomiting*
Miles to Go: Forget me, even my dad will cringe out. *Sticker of laughing out loud*
Morning Breeze: Wow @milestogo, you have a daddy too?
Sloppy Mind: Hee Hee Hee
Miles to Go: It's my dad guys.
Burning Desire: Yeah it's his dad. He has a dad.
Flying Kite: Yes. And his dad punishes him too.
Sloppy Mind: Yes he punishes hard.
Miles to Go: It's dad, dad. My dad. *Emoji of a annoyed face*
Morning Breeze: Does your dad spank you too?
Sloppy Mind: May be. Who knows.
Morning Breeze: I also spank my baby. She likes to get spanked hard. Spanking is good.
Miles to Go: Aaaaahhhhhh! Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. *Sticker of pulling his hairs*
Red Dragon: Okay. Stop teasing him. Let's roast that monkey's butt instead.
Sloppy Mind: I am quite sure that it won't be that palatable.
Flying Kite: Are you a cannibal?
Sloppy Mind: No but if you let me, I don't mind eating you.
Flying Kite: You... You don't know me. You don't even know who am I or how do I look like!
Sloppy Mind: I don't need to. Last time, when they were about to find me, you protected my IP address with a new layer of firewall and hacked into their system, I fell for you then and there. What a stunner you are. I get hard on night just by thinking about that moment.
Flying Kite:. ...
Burning Desire: Eww!
Miles to Go: Is this called sapiosexual?
Acting Coquettish: Or may be hacker sexual. *Emoji of winking*
Red Dragon: Then what will turn him on if a girl wanted to seduce him?
Acting Coquettish: A string of codes may be.
Burning Desire: Right you are.
Red Dragon: I second that.
Miles to Go: Plus one.
Morning Breeze: Is your butt okay now, daddy's babe? @milestogo
Miles to Go: I am going offline. Bye.
Acting Coquettish: Hey stop stop.
Burning Desire: Wait.
Morning Breeze: Okay. I'm shutting up. Sorry.
Miles to Go: Humph! You guys just tease me. Why don't you say anything to @monkeysbutt huh?
Red Dragon: Yes, let's fry that monkey's butt now.
Monkey's Butt: Hmmpphh. As if you guys have written your names with gold plated alphabets.
Morning Breeze: Stop pulling his leg guys. Hey @actingcoquettish, tell us, what's the matter.
Acting Coquettish: Help me or find me someone trustworthy to protect my IP address for a while.
Flying Kite: Are you going to do something fishy again?
Acting Coquettish: No!
Sloppy Mind: Then something illegal?
Acting Coquettish: Gosh! NO.
Red Dragon: Say it clearly. Then why do you need to cover your IP address?
Miles to Go: Spill the beans first. Who knows, I might be interested.
Sloppy Mind: You have not slept for three days. You need to rest. Go now.
Burning Desire: Go away.
Flying Kite: Shoooohh!
Miles to Go: Stop it guys. @actingcoquettish, how would be the reward.
Acting Coquettish: Errr... I have not thought that yet. I will pay him after I get my commission.
Red Dragon: So it's a news scoop again. Why don't you use a simple VPN.
Acting Coquettish: That's the initial plan, but actually I need someone to guard that fake IP. Or else, I'll be exposed even before I can breath.
Miles to Go: What about the risks?
Burning Desire: Why don't you leave that lousy job and just join us permanently. Our income is much higher than your one you know.
Red Dragon: Why don't you do it by yourself?
Acting Coquettish: There will be search parties for a few days. Though I would not write anything to offend them, still, it would be tough with my skill to stop. They have specialized teams with quite strong resources, you know. Besides, if I get paid enough, I might have to take a leave from my job. So I would be very busy for a few days.
...
Miles to Go: I am out. I won't take risks for no good reason.
Sloppy Mind: Me too. It would be too tiresome and exhausting to stay low key and stay on high alert, just to deliver a piece of crappy news.
Morning Breeze: Count me out. @actingcoquettish
Acting Coquettish: Please guys. It's really important for me.
Red Dragon: Is a scoop worthy of that much risk?
Acting Coquettish: Hmmm *Emoji of a plain smile* My life depends on it.
...
Monkey's Butt: Send the details in private chat. I will help you.
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