Hello, the name's Grabiel. I am just a humble man, living my humble life, in a humble home, with a humble job.
But after a certain accident, I was killed immediately..
Of course I will get killed!
Who wouldn't die if you got hit by a truck at full speed?! I mean if you think about it, a full speed truck, hit a barely exercised guy! Of course I will be reduced to a minced meat!
However, all's done is done. Can't do anything about it. I died, so I died. That's how life works. It just mean that my time ended.
Is what I want to say...
However, what's with this?!
Just a moment ago, I was walking down a street, then got hit by a truck. And now I'm lying on the bloody ground, literally!
Come on! If you want to transport me, shouldn't I be transported properly?! Why would you even transfer me to a body of a dying soldier!??
Answer me! Gooddds?!!?
Reading my thoughts. Thick gray clouds form above the sky and a hole spread open right in the middle of it!
As I mesmerize from the clouds' formation. Suddenly, A lightning strucked me...
Oh, come on!! Is getting hit by truck not enough for me?! I have already suffered with intense pain before, and now I'm suffering again!? I can't even remember what I did wrong!
As I complain with a teary eyes in my mind, I was hit again by the lightning. Then, my life ended...
Or so I thought, again!! Just put me to rest, Goddamnit!
When I open my eyes, I find myself being pull by an unknown force. Like how I imagine souls getting dragged from my body, or should I even call it mine? I look at the source of it and guess what? I was being suck by that pervert hole thing!!
Heeeelp! Anyone! What the hell is happening to meee!!?
As I seek for help, my world turned black once more. And that's all I remember. Getting suck by a hole, dying twice.
I internally sigh just thinking about it. This is weirdest thing that ever happened to me.
***
I woke up in a white room. Yes, white! Surely this is the supposed Gods' sanctuary right??
If it is, I hope he's ready for what's to come. Even a mere human can kill a God if they were so enraged!! And I'm on my full power at the moment, considering the things that happened to me.
"Welcome to my domain, human. I know you have a lot of questions and... needs in mind, but do sit first and discuss some matters before that."
Suddenly, I heard a cute voice...
Wait, a cute voice?
I turned my head towards the source of the sound, and what appears is a redhead woman probably around her twenties, [petite, slightly shorter than me, and wow, she have huge breasts!! No... a perfect one! Not small, however, not big either!
"Hehe..."
Oh no!! I instinctively made a perverted laugh! But, damn!! Those are really huge knockers...
"Ehem..."
I escape my imagination when I heard the woman clear her throat. Damn, even clearing her throat sounds so erotic, surely if I can grab those, I'll insert my sword right away!
Suddenly, I burst of lightning came flying towards me.
"Gahaaa!! What's that for?!!"
I was hit by those lightning and I'd be damn. It surely hurts like a gun, though I never got hit by the latter so I don't really know. But still, why suddenly??
"You disgusting filth! I was pitying you because I accidently killed you... twice, and now you're giving me those pervert looks?! And as if it's not even enough, you also want to assault me!? How dare you mere human!!"
Lightning bolts flew again towards me as I am still confused by this situation.
" Gaaaahaa!!! Stop throwing those things, It's dangerous!! "
" Don't tell me what to do, you fiiilth!! "
" Gaaaahaa!! "
I was again, hit by these flying bolts. Really, why do these things keep happening to me. God please help this poor me, I might be killed again if this continues!!
And as if hearing my thoughts, the woman stop her violence and made a calm expression while throwing a gaze at me.
"W-what? You got something on me?"
I grin as I said those words, still it didn't work on her. I really am hopeless when it comes to these complex creatures.
And as if hearing my thoughts again, she replied casually as if it's the most normal thing to a human!
"I'm not that kind of creature in your mind, filth. Just what you all call me. I'm a deity, A Goddess. That's right, hail to me and serve me just like what you always do!!"
The woman made an annoying proud face as she call herself a Goddess and order me to serve and hail to her. What does she think self-proclaiming would do to her?! If she said that in front of the people like me, surely all of them will laugh their ass off and clap for her!.
Come on, I got hit by a truck, got killed in a battlefield, and now I have to involve myself to a psychopathic self-proclaimed Goddess?!
You got to be kidding me right!?
"No, I'm not, " The self proclaim goddess said staring at me with a blank eyes.
W-what? Did she just answered my thoughts. No, I think I'm just dreaming.
Wait...
I pinched my arm to prove I was dreaming.
Ouch, it hurts!
Wait, I'm not dreaming?!!
Then, that means, It's all real! I died by getting hit by a truck, then I died again?! Whaaat! I'm utterly confused!
"If you're a goddess, tell me what happened to me!" I said with a wary expression towards the woman.
"I won't!" suddenly, the woman pout and refuse me.
What?! What do you mean you won't! If you're the goddess, you would've known it right?!
Gaah, I can't keep up with this woman's nonsense.
"I plead you tell me the reason why I am here, Your Benevolent." I tried again but in a formal way.
Surely it will work right?!
The woman look at me as she pouts and observe me for a minute.
"Fine! If you insist, I will do so!"
I made sigh of relief as I heard her agree. I don't really understand woman. What does she mean I insist?
"Then I'll explain, my name is Theia, as I said before, I'm a goddess. I was just going to apologize for the accident I've caused but seeing you, I don't regret killing you anymore!" the goddess said as she glare at me.
This woman doesn't even know that she just killed me twice!
"What about the other one, Your Benevolent?" I ask in a formal way again making a smile.
Yes, yes. You're acting good. That's right Gabriel. You're handsome, don't let her mock you.
"Enough your formal way! I can hear your thoughts and it disgust me how you talk to me!" The woman suddenly made a ruckus and rush towards me then punch me, sending me to the air, again!!
What's with this violent woman!? Can't she stop even for a second?!
"I will stop if you stop disrespecting me! I just told you I'm a goddess right?!"
"A-alright alright, damn can't even think freely here. Such a dictator." I whispered.
I looked at her again and saw her eyes form a fire inside it.
Wait, is she really that angry?
"You know what? I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I will just revive you to a random body and do as you please, I don't care! But if you die again, I won't be so generous and revive especially seeing how you give me such attitude!!" she announce and gesture with her finger.
"Wait, what?? W-what do you mean by th-!!!"
Before even finishing my words, I was again, sucked by a hole.
Man, what's with this sucking, does the goddess love that kind of thing?
As I thought that, I suddenly felt a shiver run through my spine.
W-what, that scared me!
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And just like that, my meeting with the goddess came to an end.